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Master teaches little yellow dog fairy tales.

When a little yellow dog heard the pig barking, he sneered at his master and said, "Listen to that stupid pig, how ugly it barks!" " Listen to me, woof-woof, how crisp it is. The master said, "Although the pig doesn't bark as well as you, its meat grows very fast, reaching 300 Jin in eight months, which is far worse than you." .

Little yellow dog saw the duck walking, and laughed at his master: "Look how ugly the duck walks, not only ugly, but also so slow." I will pass him easily. Say that finish, three steps and two steps to duck. The host said, "The duck is ugly and walks slowly, but he can swim well and lay eggs, which you can't do." .

The little yellow dog saw the old cow and said to his master, "The old cow can't look after the house. He didn't chase the thief that night Fortunately, I found out in time and drove the thief away. The master said, "Although the old cow can't catch the thief, it can pull the cart and plow the field. Can you do it? " Little yellow dog has nothing to answer.

The master also taught Little Yellow Dog, saying, "Don't compare your strengths with others' weaknesses in the future. People have strengths, and you have your weaknesses. We should treat ourselves and others correctly.

Little yellow dog nodded.