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Super funny pictures

Funny is a kind of humor, but also a kind of self-restraint. For us office workers or students, after a busy and tiring day, if we can look at funny pictures at rest and then be amused by these funny pictures, we may be able to sweep away the fatigue of the day, because our mood has improved.

So we can see that being funny is very important to us, which can not only make people laugh, but also relieve stress.

And there are funny pictures to share, of course, to make one funny into two, and one happy into a double happiness.

I also have some funny pictures to share with you, hoping to make you smile and relieve stress.

Let's look at the first picture first: Toad wants to eat swan meat.

The saying that toads want to eat swan meat has existed since ancient times. Originally used to describe a man marrying a woman, a woman who is not worthy of a woman but looks alike, has gradually become a kind of ridicule.

Originally, toads wanted to eat swan meat to describe their wishful thinking and lack of progress, but recently, funny pictures, a toad eating swan meat, appeared.

So from a toad wanting to eat swan meat to a toad eating swan meat.

Of course, some people take funny pictures. Toad kept looking up at the swans flying in the sky and coaxed them down. Toad has been trying to persuade swans not to fly and have a rest in order to eat them.

It's like love rat coaxing beautiful women.

Then let's see: old cows eat young grass.

It is also the saying that an old cow eats young grass. It turned out that an old cow ate young grass and was later described as a relationship between men and women.

If one person is older and the other is younger, there is a big age gap between them, so when we tease older people, we will say that you are old and eat young grass.

And let's take a look at this picture of funny pictures, an old cow, standing in the field, eating young grass in his mouth and holding a handful on his head. I think it's funny that old cows eat young grass.

Then let's see: pork bow cabbage

Pig arch cabbage describes boys and girls, pig describes boys and cabbage describes girls.

Whenever a couple is born, we will laugh at the cabbage being arched by the pig.

There are also male and female parents joking. If they are daughters, they may say that the Chinese cabbage that has been carefully cared for for for more than 20 years has been arched by pigs.

If it is the man's parents, they may say that pigs that have been raised for more than 20 years will eventually bow their heads to cabbage. Of course, it may also be said that a pig that has been raised for more than 20 years was cheated away by a cabbage.

Also, when we send messages to friends, sometimes we use funny pictures instead of what we want to say. Especially with close friends, you can make jokes, and these funny pictures are much more interesting than typing and sending them to each other.

Like this, do you crave strength? We can use this card when we chat with friends, when we talk about something and friends think it is impossible.

Or joking with friends, you can use this.

One picture killed 654.38+0 billion people.

Mona Lisa is an oil painting created by the famous Italian painter leonardo da vinci, which mainly shows the quietness and elegance of women and depicts the female image of a capitalist city. However, many people on the Internet began to spoof this famous painting. The picture just turned her movements into a classic celebration of Jamaican flying bolt, and some people deliberately made some weird expressions on P, which was very funny.

The funniest picture on the whole network.

There is a picture of a dog, which is very funny, that is, when the dog goes down the stairs, it crawls slowly step by step and is very happy. The dog's expression is cute. I think it's cute and makes people want to laugh.

10 funny pictures.

There are often many funny jokes and moments in life, which make people laugh and cry, some are cute, some are funny and nonsense, some have the feeling of cold jokes, humor is everywhere, some are reflected in music, some are reflected in language art, and some are conveyed through pictures. I have seen a lot of funny pictures, and the following three impressed me the most. The first one is a dog leaf hat, the second one is a three-fool, and the third one is playing football with an elephant trunk.

The first one is the dog's leaf hat. Dogs have always been faithful friends of companions. Now more and more people like dogs, so people will pay more attention to some things about dogs. In this way, in the photo, the dog looks particularly cute, with a loving expression and a hat made of leaves on his head, which looks very funny. The beauty of this photo is that it has not been carefully designed, because it is relatively easy to find this kind of scene in life, that is to say, it looks more natural and harmonious, and it feels like the moment when the naughty owner sees this funny scene and then snaps it, full of love. In fact, in daily life, lovely pets often bring people a lot of laughter, so this photo is just a portrayal of life. People who love dogs should be very happy to see this photo.

The second is three idiots. This photo feels like posing and snapping. The expressions and images of the three people are different. Judging from the old uncle on the far left, he looks like a village man, even with dust on his legs. However, wearing a hat instantly made him feel like an old gentleman. There are some contradictions on the whole, which is what makes him funny. Moreover, he cocked his head and looked at others with his hands akimbo. It can be seen from his expression that he is a little fierce and loves to be serious. The man in the middle is riding a car, which is small and big. It seems that the sense of disobedience is slow, but if you look closely, it is actually a "bean." No wonder it seems inexplicable. The first thing I saw on the right was little plum Leonardo, a gentleman and well dressed, but his movements and expressions looked silly, like a pupil, so the whole thing was funny and lovely. The picture composed of three people is very innovative and harmonious, and looks very eye-catching and inexplicable. What impressed me deeply was a funny photo.

The third is to play football with an elephant trunk. In life, many people like playing football, wearing sportswear and sneakers, but you must have never seen elephant trunk playing football. This picture opens its brain and puts it in this specific environment by using the characteristics of its trunk. Full of creativity, it looks very unique and funny, and it can't help but remind people of the bulky and lovely image of the elephant, even the pleasant experience in the past, so seeing this photo also makes me feel good and laugh.

Funny homework laughs until you vomit blood.

I was born in a very poor family. I remember when I was a child, my father's life was boring. I can only count money all day, and so can my mother. My family lives in the mountains, and it is very troublesome to go out to buy things every time. It took five hours to drive a Mercedes and four hours to drive a Porsche. Although there are helicopters at home, it is difficult to find parking spaces there, which is quite inconvenient. I go shopping occasionally. My parents are afraid that I will be kidnapped, and there are more than 20 bodyguards with me. Everyone will scare me away when they see me, so I have been rejected since I was a child.

Because my home is deep in the mountains, it is very cold every winter. My father also said that it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so there is no heater or cotton cloth in winter, so I can only spend money to keep warm with my parents every day, and I can only sleep with money.

I remember when I was a child, once, because the room was too big, I rushed out of the room and peed my pants. So, my father put a little sheep in my room and told me to rush out of the room with 1000 ping, cross the corridor of five kilometers and reach the toilet of 800 ping in ten minutes. Dad asked another person to build 20 simple rooms with 600 square meters and 250 square meters of small toilets, saying, "If you get wet in the future, change rooms directly. If the room is not enough or too small, tell dad that dad is looking for someone to build more rooms. Our life is very hard, you have to bear it! " Now that I think about it, Dad is really a kind person! !

I still remember that once, a thief broke into my father's safe with explosives, causing the gold coins inside to keep rolling out and the thief was crushed to death. I feel sorry for the thief-gold coins are very painful to crush people! ! He is not as lucky as the thief who was suffocated by money before. My mother often tells me that our family life is very hard, and I have to learn to bear hardships, so I have developed a good habit of being hard-working since I was a child. In the future, my wish is to find 200 monsters who can only eat money, eat up all the money at home and avenge those poor thieves. Turn around after reading it, or you will be poor for life! ! ! Hehe, sin, sin ~