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Sure enough, impatient translation

There is a person who has a tolerant nature. On a winter day, people were surrounding the stove, and when he saw the tail of his clothes burned by the fire, he said, "There is something I have seen for a long time, and I want to talk about it, but I am afraid that you are impatient; don't do it." I'm afraid that you will be hurt too much by saying this, but why do you say it is right, or not say it is right?" When someone asked what happened, he said, "The fire will burn your clothes." He collected his clothes in the tunnel and the fire went out, and he said angrily: "I've seen you for a long time, why didn't you say it earlier? ?" The man said: "I said that you are impatient, and it turns out!"

Anonymous Song Dynasty In winter, I was sitting around the fire with others. I saw that someone else's trousers were burned by the fire, so I slowly said to that person: "There is something I have discovered a long time ago. I want to tell you, but I'm afraid you won't be able to calm down." "If I don't tell you, I'm afraid you'll lose too much, so should I say yes or not?" The man asked what was going on. He replied: "The fire burned your trousers." The man quickly put out the fire and shouted to him: "Now that you have discovered it, why didn't you tell me earlier?" The chronic man said: "I said you would be impatient. , as expected! ”