I am eager to play a cold joke with others on Monday. PK Who will send me some in-depth jokes, preferably questions and answers? Kneel down and thank you. PS: don't bring yellow.

I'll give it a try, and if it's good, I'll take it!

You ask him, there is a seed that can fly, why?

He may guess and guess, and then you say it's magic.

Keep asking, there is a chicken that can fly. Why?

Just let him guess, he may still not understand, you can say it again, because he ate the seeds. (Freeze him to death)

Last question, there is a flying eagle. Why? (This needs a limited time. Give him two seconds to make him nervous. )

There is an 80% chance that he will say it because he ate chicken. . Then the joke came out, and the answer was that eagles can fly!

2. Why did Xiao Ming fall?

Please think twice ......................

Because the floor is slippery.

3. How did the ants die after falling from the Himalayas?

Answer: I am starving. Because it is too light, it will take a long time to float down …

Do you know why penguins live in Antarctica?

Because it's cold there ... ..

5. Why are puppies getting smaller and smaller?

A: Because it goes further and further.

6. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

A: Eraser.

Because of the eraser

7. What has three heads and one foot?

Answer: Three monsters with one head and one foot! ! ! ! ! !

The stone fights with the rice cake, and the stone flies and kicks the rice cake into the sea. .........

Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who decided to join the army for life, so they made an oath with the girl, gave her a diamond ring, and agreed to meet her three years later today. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, the girl has been waiting for the boy, but she can't. Sad and desperate, she threw the diamond ring into the sea and moved away. However, the boy has been waiting.

Rice cake! ! !

The wolf said, "I will eat you!" " ! ! "Guess what? As a result, the wolf ate the lamb.

These are all for you, just screen them yourself! It depends on your performance to tell a good cold joke ~! Come on!