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Turn pain and complaints into jokes.

Introduction: Time is a thief, always stealing many beautiful faces, true feelings and happy lives inadvertently. Maybe we can't turn a blind eye, but we don't have to fight each other. After all, everyone has spent a good full moon, and then be prepared to be robbed one day.

1, if there is no sunshine, just listen to the wind and watch the rain fall; No flowers; Smell the fragrance of the soil and make the grass grow strong; Without applause, you can enjoy the quietness of life and solitude.

2, go to the farthest place, see the deepest scenery, a stream of autumn water, shed a fragrance; Wandering in the sun in my hometown and getting drunk several times. Living in a cage for a long time, I have no leisure to send love to mountains and rivers. Fortunately, there are mountains on both sides here and the valley is quiet and deep; The roads here are winding and the flowers are blooming; Here, the breeze is comfortable and the sunshine enters the heart; Without the hustle and bustle of the world and the impetuousness of the world, this is the place to wash the soul, and this is the paradise that the heart yearns for.

3, life, moving forward in the rough; Harvest in busyness and experience in sadness and joy; Understand in pain; Choose between gains and losses; Struggle must be firm; Wonderful in the ordinary; Happiness lies in contentment; Save people in peace; Free and easy in forgetting; Grow up through experience; Experienced; Willing to give; Happiness in simplicity; Cherish in missing; Understand through experience; Observe chaos; Wake up from sleep.

4, weak water 3,000, just take a spoonful, contentment is happiness. The world is full of prosperity, endless demand and endless suffering. Three thousand eyes are busy, and both ends are empty.

5, this world, vigorous, very much in love with me, how can it be comparable to the deep love cherished in the bottom of my heart. That kind of intriguing and meaningful subtle feeling is beyond the reach of people who get along with each other day and night, that kind of yearning, that kind of ethereal attachment, that kind of infatuation is beyond the appreciation of couples who face each other day and night. The heart is beautiful, and distance has become a beautiful enjoyment; Heart to heart, the end of the world is close at hand.

6. If you face a stone and carry it on your back, it will become a burden. If you put it under your feet, it will become a ladder for you to move forward. If you are given a piece of wood, you can choose to rot slowly or burn brightly; If I give you a glass of water, if you put it in your mouth, it will get cold; You put it in your heart, it is a world. I used to think that it is not easy to have; Later, I learned that it was harder to give up.

7. Destiny is not limited by time in the space field. It is the carrier of freedom, floating between heart and soul. The longer time goes by, the more similarities are found, just like meeting another self.

8. Don't test your good friends easily, or you will be very disappointed or have a crazy hat that thinks too much. Don't be sentimental about people easily, even if it is really sentimental.

9. If the years are like water, you will know the depth when you walk; Time is like a song, singing the heart sound of the prescription. Love is beautiful because it is cherished; Friendship lasts because of sincerity; Family ties are warm because of interdependence.

10. I didn't think about setting goals before. I just calculate how much it costs to eat and wear warm clothes, and then think about how to earn enough to eat and wear warm clothes. Next, imagine the life you want most. If this method doesn't work, then you are assuming that you have 100 million yuan, what kind of life are you going to live now?

1 1. Time is a thief, always stealing many beautiful faces, true feelings and happy lives inadvertently. Maybe we can't turn a blind eye, but we don't have to fight each other. After all, everyone has spent a good full moon, and then be prepared to be robbed one day.

12. If you want to pursue happiness, you can't dance to other people's music. You should listen carefully to your inner voice, accept your subjective and objective conditions like sunshine and air, and firmly believe that human hair can't be pulled out of the earth, and most people are destined to spend their lives in the ordinary.

13, a person must be neither too smart nor too stupid to be truly happy. People call this state between intelligence and stupidity the wisdom of life.

14, you said, even if I'm not the one, I'm willing to do anything for you as long as it makes you happy. But honey, don't you know how hard we worked to get together? Are you going to persuade me to give up, or are you going to give up? Make me happy. If you are not that person, how can I be happy?

No matter how many mistakes you make, no matter how slow you make progress, you are ahead of those who have never tried.

16, you can buy a house, but you can't buy it at home; Marriage can be bought, but love can't; Clocks can be bought, but time can't; You can buy peace of mind, but you can't buy love; Luxury can be bought, elegance can't be bought. Respect can be sold, but dignity cannot be sold; Sorrow can be sold, but conscience cannot be sold; Style can be sold, but personality cannot be sold.

17, don't pin your hopes on the future, pin your hopes on those uncertain things.

18, no one is perfect and happiness is not 100%. People's morality depends on words and deeds, and people's thoughts depend on actions. No matter how good things are, if you hold them too tightly, you will eventually get tired.

19, what do you mean, really put it down? That is, one day, when you face your past embarrassment and people you hate, you will stop thinking when you are quiet, face it calmly and laugh it off.

20. Time is ruthless. It is like a sword, destroying thousands of people. In its eyes, no emotion can take credit for it, and no price can impress it. It is busy, non-stop, endless, natural and unrestrained like running water, but it has irresistible majesty.

2 1, don't give up your feelings easily, everyone will feel distressed; Don't make an impulsive decision, you will regret it all your life. Maybe just break up and never see you again; Maybe only one initiative can save regret.

22. Be strong in the face of setbacks, evaluate yourself objectively, be compassionate and wise in life. Indifference is purity, indifference is freedom, greed is charity, and breaking evil is equal to doing good. To mend is to repent, to be modest and open-minded is to be polite, to observe rites and respect precepts is to keep precepts, and to forgive and be open-minded is to be free.

23. I trusted a group of people at first, and then I wanted to rely on one person. It was not until the end that I realized that there are many responsibilities to bear in this life, but few people can rely on it absolutely. Although I won't be unprepared for this world again, I have learned to be kind and decided to live a good life.

24. Even when others repeat your past misfortunes in front of you, you seem to be listening to other people's stories, and there is no trace of waves in your heart. Put it down, that's all.

25, between people, is a kind of fate; Love and affection are a heart. If you love, please cherish; If you are sorry, please be sincere.

26. For those who like to oppose you, you should first objectively reflect on yourself, correct yourself and eliminate your own reasons. Secondly, look at how naive she is, making her unhappy alone.

27. I have leisure in my heart and happiness every day. If I have suffered enough, I will come back to enjoy happiness, and happiness has gone with the pain. I am looking forward to something, but I know how to stop at the end of my destiny, which will be the clear sky in Wan Li. Life is short, fame and fortune. How much wealth has gone with people since ancient times? Zhi Zhi is safe, and letting go is a blessing.

28. The soul has a home, and life has a way. Be kind, walk well, cherish the truest feelings, feel the recent happiness, enjoy the most beautiful mood, let time pass, the years change, don't complain, don't say bitterness, don't be sad, and don't admit defeat.

29. Go where you want to go while you are young and your dreams are still there. Do what you want to do now. Losing youth is not terrible, but losing a brave heart that loves life.

30. If some so-called friends always exist just to hurt you, break up with them unless you want to live in bring disgrace to oneself all the time.

3 1, there is no feeling that does not quarrel, only a heart that refuses to tolerate; There is no one in life who will not be angry, only an unforgivable heart.

32. The person you meet can inject new sources into yourself at any time, such as bathing in the breeze and meeting the wonders of the sky. Since I have such feelings, I am happy every day. Work at sunrise, rest at sunset, time passes, and feelings naturally overlap. We never need to make an agreement with each other, but our hearts never alienate each other.

Seize the present, seize the most splendid years and youth in your life, and let it go when it comes. No matter how reluctant you are, you can't stop a person from leaving you.

34. Once you have it, remember to be grateful; If you miss the beauty, you must know how to let go; Learn to bear the high pressure of spirit; Live a straightforward life and love with all your heart.

36. Light a piece of paper, open countless pictures, time is fixed on faces, and the peony in the corner is forgotten.

37. Work is everything to me. I was born to work. Even if I left nothing behind, even if all my achievements were ruined.

38, full of peach blossoms, winter has gone, whose eyes are drunk, whose heart is hurt. A ballad, whose voice stops, soothes whose thoughts and warms whose feelings.

39. The glory of life lies not in never failing, but in being able to defeat and fight again and again.

40. In the battlefield of love, the only secret of victory is to run away.

Editor's note: Time is merciless, like a sword, it has destroyed thousands of people. In its eyes, no emotion can take credit for it, and no price can impress it. It is busy, non-stop, endless, natural and unrestrained like running water, but it has irresistible majesty.

You don't know who broke who's heart.

First, there is no need to complain and feel sorry for yourself. All the status quo is your own choice. When you start to blame it, you have actually enjoyed all the benefits it brings. What's to complain about? Apart from your greed for everything, you are lazy because you don't want to work hard.

Second, I didn't deliberately avoid age, but I never realized the trace of age on myself. Growth is a painful lesson. I cherish the pure person who will protect my heart from wind and rain more than the scarred experience and accumulation.

Third, when you think you are abandoned, it is the other person who suffers: because he lost someone who really likes him, and you just lost someone who doesn't like you.

Fourth, trust people who like you, don't always doubt my sincerity, and leave some space for each other after intimacy. Miss you often, even if you are bad, put yourself in the other person's shoes and never want to make your face strange. In fact, everyone didn't understand love at first. Only when you have experienced something, even some pain, with the person you like will you become mature and know how to cherish it.

Time can only change those things that are not strong enough.

6. Youth is a season of falling rain. It used to wet the window sill in the past with great fanfare, and the ticking sound sprinted my mind. At first, in the confusing June, I was lost for three seasons and was once lost in tears. The story of youth passed by with an umbrella in the rainy season of youth, covering half my face. The film of youth was shot too fast.

Seven, time flies, I have been lonely for so long, but I have returned to the original appearance.

Send you a message saying that I miss you very much and send you a heart. I hope you are safe. Although I can't see you, my heart has been thinking about you. I remember a song that I really miss you.

Nine, have you ever been heartbroken? Does love belong to me or not? For me, these questions are no longer important, because I have done the last and let go passively. After being hurt by love, I gave up helplessly; Heart, no longer waiting for love. This feeling is like a memory that I really want to throw away. Some things have not been owned but have long been lost.

If I am knocked down by everyone, remember to give me a push and don't be scolded because of me.

Missing you is a habit. I have your memory in my heart. Miss you, miss your heart can not be changed. Missing you is really a habit. Turn on the computer, listen to sad love songs, immerse yourself in the sad melody, and there is only one you in my heart. Missing you is a habit. Touching the keyboard, writing sad emotions.

Twelve, even a small thorn, when stuck in your body, hurts more than anything in the world.

Thirteen, want to be a cool person, turn around and leave, more cruel than you, more ruthless than you.

Fourteen, people's life will inevitably suffer setbacks and failures. The difference is that losers always regard setbacks as failures, so that they can deeply attack their courage to win every time; Winners never give up. Faced with setbacks again and again, they always say to themselves: I have not failed, but I have not succeeded yet. A person who lost temporarily, if he continues to work hard and intends to win back, then his failure today is not a real failure. On the contrary, if he loses the courage to fight again, he really loses.

When we met, we were too young to know anything but love, so we lost each other. Don't meet the right person too early. Everyone you meet in life, the order of appearance is really important. Many people will have different endings if they meet at another time.

Sixteen, the head is broken, and no one is your father. Why spoil you? Don't be the last person to hit your face. It's very loud.

Seventeen, there is a kind of loss, can not be said, can only rely on feelings; There is a kind of sadness that can't be said and can only be relied on; There is a kind of love that can only be concealed by deception; There is a kind of heartache called wordless sex. -Zhang Ailing

Eighteen years old, it seems that there must be one last time, otherwise life will be lighter and meaner. We are all on this road, and no one has the privilege of being free from death. Perhaps it is important who you know, who you walked with, who you shared the joys and sorrows of life, and who you shared some important moments, including the last time.

Nineteen, it is not impossible without you, but it is better with you.

Twenty, when a real couple is together, one hour is one second; When we are apart, one second is an hour. I can't tell you what it feels like. I feel this way about you, and I want to tell you that I love you.

If I stop giving my heart to anything and anyone, maybe I really won't feel any more pain.

22. You don't know who broke whose heart.

23. Forgive me for pestering you like a cat. Forgive me for looking for you all day. Forgive me for being rude to you. Forgive the trouble that my appearance has caused you. Sorry, I don't want to nag myself anymore. I don't want to send ten more sentences to get one sentence. Maybe you will never understand my mood now, but I will never bother you again.

Twenty-four, the most important and most difficult thing in the world is yourself. If you are good at controlling yourself, it is too easy to restrain others.

Twenty-five, I really want to bother you, but I have no topic and no courage. Thanks to those hard days, you learned to grow. Some desires are not necessarily responses; The younger a person is, the more reasons to break up. Sometimes it's just because of an angry word, a rumor, an negligence, a little pride, a little ignorance, or just because your complicated little head thinks too much.

Twenty-six. I'm so cute at my age. I am really a sinner.

27. If you can't have it, then forgetting is the best choice. People's life is short and fragile, and life can't bear too much load; Learn to forget, forget things you shouldn't remember, forget everything that doesn't belong to you; No matter how beautiful the scenery is, we can only appreciate it briefly. Life can't be perfect, and a life with regrets is a real life.

Twenty-eight, pity us shy people, always misunderstood as high cold.

Twenty-nine, you can't see the pain in my heart, nor can you see the scar in my heart. You should comb your wounds, tidy up your wounds, and face the reality with a quiet heart.

Luck can never last a lifetime. The only thing that can help you last a lifetime is your personal ability.

Thirty-one, I met you, I am a drizzle in spring; Staring at you, I am the shade of summer; Close to you, I am a star in late autumn; With you, I am the sunshine in the middle of winter. Marrying you is the greatest happiness in my life.

It is said that women are made of water, but recently the water pollution is so serious!

33. Worry, like vines, is tightly wrapped around the branches of our tree of life, which could have been more vigorous and lush, so that they cannot be born naturally, and the fragrance and beauty are reduced by excessive care. The best way to beat your opponent is not to struggle and not to report. You were not born in a rich family. If you don't have the life of a prince and princess, don't learn the diseases that only princes and princesses get. People have time and money to look up at the sky and feel depressed.

Liang Dong's Classic Quotations

1. Don't look at industry hotspots, don't look right, and don't look at this outdated thing. What matters is whether you feel happy when you do it, which is very important.

The advantage of reading is that he can always find that his feelings have already been made clear by someone in the world. He finally realized that he was not unique, he was just a vague one.

It doesn't matter whether he is scientific or not, as long as he is fun.

Everyone has to find himself in this life. There will always be opportunities in this world. Do not give up.

5. Men need to be cared more. Because most women know how to take care of themselves, but many men don't, so men need to take care of themselves.

To put it bluntly, life is the process of turning a series of pains and complaints into jokes.

7. The so-called entertainment is a safe experience.

Frankly speaking, I don't believe that science can bring any essential changes to the world. If people lack firm faith and compassion, people will no longer know how to feel the rhythm of the universe in poetry and music, and people will no longer believe that things are the same except for differences. If people do this, it may be retrogression rather than progress.

9. The best Chinese medicine practitioner is himself. Why do many Chinese medicine practitioners live to be 90 years old? Because he is open, not distorted, not deformed, not tossing himself. The most reliable way to keep fit is to be as naive as possible. The source of health is not the body, but the mind.

The beautiful and sad sentences about autumn tell us that autumn is sad, because trees hurt leaves all over the trees.

1, you will never see my loneliest appearance, because I am the loneliest only when you are not by my side.

You can never see me when I am lonely. Because only when you're not with me. I am the loneliest.

3. Are you lonely? If I almost blurted it out, I swallowed it back. I have never seen him, but when I first saw his face, I wanted to cry, because I always felt so lonely?

4. Loneliness, loneliness, sadness and sadness are our escape anyway. Those smells inevitably began to ferment in the air, and the whole space was filled with them.

5. Betraying a friend is not a friend from the beginning.

For most people, men don't care about loyalty. Loyalty is because the temptation is not enough. Women don't care about decency. Decent because the chips of betrayal are too low.

7. Friendship is doomed to hurt one side.

8. The moonlight in autumn is hazy, and the breeze blows by, leaving the fragrance all over the ground, disturbing my heart of stopping water.

9. Autumn is a season of nostalgia. It is always in such a cold autumn. Suddenly looking back, I found that the road I had traveled was so desolate.

10, no one is born suitable, and the subtle influence of the day after tomorrow is also very important.

1 1. Life is full of impermanence. Nothing can belong to you forever. Go through the lost time and tell yourself calmly that you have experienced the storm and rainbow. Flowers bloom and fall, so cherish it.

12, sometimes, you won't say a word when you are greatly wronged. Sometimes, when you hear words of comfort, you will cry. Maybe friends are like this.

13, we are all insecure people, suffering from loss, but this feeling cannot be eliminated. Although we know it is unreasonable, we just want to prove our importance. So what should we do?

14, the autumn wind is bleak, the autumn rain is continuous, a leaf falls at my feet, and sadly, with an unfinished yellow face and a crawling posture, I completed my wandering journey.

15, I am attached to autumn, its beautiful butterfly rain, its thin autumn rain, and its little loneliness and sadness.

16, autumn is sad, because the tree hurts the leaves of the tree, and the fall of the leaves shows the sadness of the tree.

17, Ye Qiu, a little banana and a little sorrow. The word autumn plus the word heart becomes sorrow, and autumn is always the most nostalgic and sad.

18, suddenly looking back, autumn has quietly gone, only I am alone, tasting the desolation of this season, but I always miss the sadness of fallen leaves and the tragic sunset of the long river; I also missed the sadness of the ancient road and the sunset.

19, the autumn wind is getting colder every day, and everything is silent, which shows the sadness of autumn.

20. Autumn is always so lonely and silent. The yellow weeds sway with the wind, the earth is frosted, and the fallen leaves wear thin jade, which is a tear in the sun.

2 1, Chou-heung is a dying beauty with residual makeup on her face and beautiful rouge powder on her yellow face. Once gorgeous, now only the remaining memories and the reality of sadness.

22. Lonely beauty in autumn is fate. Even if the sea is difficult for water, the heart should move with the environment.

23. Autumn is a sad season, with a flower, a tree and a world, clouds and fog, a moment of sadness, joy and sleep, frost and dew.

24. Watch the geese pass through the cool autumn wind and walk through Qingwa Long Lane; On the slate at the corner, there is a faint sadness.

25, one person, one shadow and one worry, one day, one year, one spring and one autumn, one year, one dream for a lifetime.

26. The dust of the years is mixed with frost, like the arrival of late autumn, the cold wind sweeping the leaves, and the prosperity is instantly lonely.

27. Autumn is coming, and the weather is getting cold. I stood under that tree, watching the fallen leaves. My heart has always been your shadow. We used to be happy, we used to be sad. Now, I don't know how many spring, summer, autumn and winter have passed and I miss you more and more.

28. Quiet and dreamy autumn is not chasing glitz, but quiet, quiet and faint.

29. The leaves in early autumn are only slightly yellow, but they have already begun to indicate that they will fall, which also indicates that the story is a little sad. The sound of trees in autumn, the sound of trees, and the cool mountains and mountains are all buried with a little sadness, a little sadness, a little tranquility and a little fantasy.

I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.