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Classical Chinese of snake grass

1. Ancient prose of snake-bit grass

Original text

In the past, there was farmland cultivated by Tian Fu, so it's worth seeing that it hurts snakes. There was a snake with a grass in its mouth and a sore on it. After being injured by the sun, the snake walked away. Father Tian took the remaining leaves of his grass to treat sores, and all of them were proved. I don't know the name of the grass, because it is named after the "snake bit". "Bao Puzi" says that "the snake bit" refers to the snake bit grass "can continue to break the finger as before", which is also true.

Translation

In the past, an old farmer plowed the land and met a wounded snake lying there. Another snake took a grass and put it on the wound of the injured snake. After a day, the injured snake ran away. The old farmer picked up the rest of the leaves of that grass and treated people with sores. All of them worked. I didn't know the name of this grass, so I used "snake grass" as the name of the grass. "Bao Puzi" said: "The snake bit can connect the broken fingers as before." That's what I'm talking about

Is this it? Hehehe

2. Ancient Chinese snake bit grass, Yin Chuo's love, Tao Kan's saving translation

The translation of Snake bit grass

In the past, an old farmer plowed the land and met an injured snake lying there. Another snake took a grass and put it on the wound of the injured snake. After a day, the injured snake ran away. The old farmer picked up the rest of the leaves of that grass and treated people with sores. All of them worked. I didn't know the name of this grass, so I used "snake grass" as the name of the grass. "Bao Puzi" said: "The snake bit can connect the broken fingers as before." That's what I'm talking about

The translation of Love of Yin Chuo

is from Liu Xiang <: ; Shuoyuan > ; Volume two. The original text is:

Jane has a minister, Yin Chuo, who forgives Jue. Jianzi said, "If you love me, I will not be admonished by others.": Chuo doesn't love me either, so I will be admonished in the crowd. " Yin Chuo said, "Jue also loves your ugliness but not your faults, and I love your faults but not your ugliness." Confucius said, "What a gentleman! Yin Zhuo, his face is not good. "

Translation:

There are two ministers in Zhao Jianzi, Yin Chuo and Quan Jue. Zhao Jianzi often said to people, "Forgive me for loving me and never criticizing my mistakes in front of others. However, Yin Zhuo is not like this. He has never let go of my shortcomings. Even in front of many people, he has found fault with me and has no regard for my face. " After hearing these words, Yin Chuo still spared Zhao Jianzi. He ran to Zhao Jianzi again. He said to Zhao Jianzi, "What you said is wrong! As a servant, you should help improve your strategy and your personality. Forgiveness never criticizes you, he never pays attention to your mistakes, and he will not teach you to correct them. As for me, I always pay attention to your life and every move. I will point out any indiscretions or inappropriate places for you to correct in time, so that I can do my duty as a courtier. If I love your ugly side, what good will it do you? What's so cute about ugliness? If your ugliness is increasing, how can you maintain your beautiful image and dignity? "

Zhao Jianzi seems to have realized something.

It can be seen that true love is not to please others blindly, but to point out and help them correct their shortcomings and mistakes after discovering them, so as to make them perfect constantly.

Tao Kan Economy

Tao Kan is in Guangzhou. When he has nothing to do, he always transports white bricks to the outside of his study in the morning and then transports them back to his study in the evening. When someone asked him why he did this, he replied, "I am trying to recover the lost land in the Central Plains, and I am too leisurely and comfortable, for fear that I can't undertake great things, so I just work hard." Tao Kan is intelligent and agile by nature, respectful and courteous, diligent as an official, and sits solemnly all day. There are many things in the military mansion that are checked and managed from top to bottom, and there is no omission, and there has never been a moment of leisure. The reception or seeing-off is orderly, and there are no people staying or waiting in front of the door. He often said to people: "Dayu is a saint and cherishes time very much;" As for ordinary people, they should cherish every minute. How can they have fun and indulge in wine? It is not good for people when they are alive, and they will not be remembered by future generations when they die. This is self-destruction! " Once, Tao Kan went out and saw a man holding a handful of unripe rice in his hand. Tao Kan asked, "What are you doing with it?" The man replied, "I just took what I saw on the road." Tao Kan was furious and said, "You don't farm, and you play with other people's rice!" Tao Kan caught him and whipped him, so the people were diligent in farming and had enough at home. When building a ship, Tao Kan ordered people to register the sawdust and bamboo heads and collect them. People didn't understand why. Later, at the New Year's Day party, the ground was covered with snow, the sun just cleared up, the ground was covered with snow in front of the hall, and the ground was still wet, so Tao Kan spread the ground with sawdust. When Huan Wen cut Shu, it was shipped with bamboo heads preserved in Tao Kan as nails. Tao Kan's comprehensive cooking is extremely meticulous, and it's all like this. 3. Translation of snake-bit grass

Original text: There used to be cultivated land in Fu Tian, so it's worth seeing that it hurts the snake.

in a moment, a snake bit grass on the wound and walked through the snake. Fu Tian took the rest leaves to treat the injury, and all of them were proved.

I didn't know the name of grass, so the villagers named it after the snake. As the ancients said, it is not a lie that a snake can continue its broken finger.

In the past, an old farmer plowed the land and happened to see a wounded snake lying there. After a while, another snake took a grass and put it on the wound of the injured snake.

The next day, the injured snake ran away. The old farmer picked up the grass and gave the rest of the leaves to the man. All of them worked.

I didn't know the name of this grass, so the villagers used "snake grass" as the name of the grass. The ancients said: "snake grass can connect the broken fingers as before."

it's not nonsense. Notes: 1. zhuó: Play 2. Bao Puzi: written by Ge Hong, a Jin native.

3. Once upon a time. 4. Fu Tian: an old farmer.

5. read: play. 6. inspection: verification.

7. false: random. Cultural common sense herbs: According to legend, Shennong tried herbs to cure diseases.

Herbal medicine is an important part of traditional Chinese medicine, and it is the experience of the ancients that snake-bit grass can cure injuries. In the Ming Dynasty, Li Shizhen compiled Compendium of Materia Medica, which contained 1,892 kinds of drugs, most of which were herbs. It was an important document of world pharmacology and botany. 4. snake bit grass (the enlightenment of classical Chinese)

Original text: In the past, there was a farmland cultivated by the father of the field, and it is worthwhile to create a snake. There was a snake with grass in its mouth and a sore on it, and it went through the day to create a snake. Father Tian took the remaining leaves of his grass to treat sores, and all of them were proved. I don't know the name of the grass, because it is named after the "snake bit". "Bao Puzi" says that "the snake bit" refers to the snake bit grass "can continue to break the finger as before", which is also true.

Once upon a time, an old farmer was plowing the land and saw a wounded snake lying there. There was a snake, and he took a grass and put it on the wound of the snake. After a day, the injured snake ran away. The old farmer picked up the rest of the leaves of that grass and treated people with sores. All of them worked. I didn't know the name of this grass, so I used "snake grass" as the name of the grass. "Bao Puzi" said: "The snake bit can connect the broken fingers as before." That's what I'm talking about

Cultural knowledge

Herbs: According to legend, Shennong tried herbs to cure diseases. Herbal medicine is an important part of traditional Chinese medicine, and it is the experience of the ancients that snake-bit grass can cure injuries. In the Ming Dynasty, Li Shizhen compiled Compendium of Materia Medica, which contained 1,892 kinds of drugs, most of which were herbs. It was an important document of world pharmacology and botany.

snake grass can connect the broken organs as if they were not broken.

The general idea is: I was in a good mood at that time, but I missed it at that time, and now I can only recall it ~

I didn't know the name of grass before, but I knew that grass was snake-bit to treat wounds, so I named it snake-bit grass. Just like a joke, dad named his son and called him what he saw. When he opened the door, he called rhubarb dog his son Dahuang at first sight. 5. Cui Zhuan rehabilitated himself ~ Snake ~ Ancient Chinese translation of Chen Yizhi. His mother likes to eat rice crust. When Chen Yi was a master book in the county, she always packed a pocket. Whenever cooking, she stored the rice crust and took it to her mother when she got home. Later, when Sun En thieves invaded Wu Jun, Yuan Shansong, the civil servant, was about to send troops to conquer. At this time, Chen Yi had accumulated a few pots of rice crust, and he had no time to go home, so he went out with the army. The two sides fought in Shanghai, Yuan Shansong was defeated, and the troops fled to the forest and swamp. Most of them starved to death, but Chen Yi survived by rice crust. At that time, people thought it was a reward for his pure filial piety.

snake bit grass

Once upon a time, an old farmer plowed the land and met an injured snake lying there. Another snake took a grass and put it on the wound of the injured snake. After a day, the injured snake ran away. The old farmer picked up the rest of the leaves of that grass and treated people with sores. All of them worked. I didn't know the name of this grass, so I used "snake grass" as the name of the grass. "Bao Puzi" said: "The snake bit can connect the broken fingers as before." That's what I'm talking about

When Cui Zhuan rehabilitated Wang Mang in the Eastern Han Dynasty, politics was corrupt, many officials were cruel and heartless, and unjust prisons were everywhere. Cui Zhuan, Zhuo County, was appointed as the new Dayin. When he visited the counties, he saw that the prison was overcrowded and could not help but sigh in tears: "The punishment is excessive and the people are trapped in the trap. What are the sins of the people and suffer from this! " So regardless of personal safety, he took the initiative to take responsibility and rehabilitate the people, saving more than 2, people. His staff were so frightened that they kowtowed to him and begged him not to do so. Cui Zhuan said, "If I can save more than 2, people by killing one person, this is my wish!"! What do I regret? "

baidu has it all online. It's a little wasteful to offer a reward ~