Seeking the Cold Jokes and Spitting Fragments in Animation

The saliva of the silver soul ... (Laughter ...)

Miao said: "If an apology can solve the problem, there will be no caesarean section in this world. 」

Creditors "and more emphasis on cleavage, idiot!" 」

Miao "cleavage" is something I haven't got out once in my eighteen years of life! 」

The creditor said, "Oh, sorry, I can't get it out ..."

God is happy. "I've never seen an adult treat from rags, a girl chased by hooligans! 」

Silver Time "Ah, because our hearts are still as young as teenagers-besides, the guy who can drag a motorcycle with one hand in this country is not called a girl, but a wild orangutan." 」

God is happy. "My family is very poor. I only eat rice for three meals a day. At least one egg for three meals a day? 」

No, that makes no difference.

At that time, those guys came to me and said, "You work here, and you can eat salmon and tea soaked rice for three meals!" " I'm dying to hear that. 」

"What silver when! Eat something different for at least three meals! 」

Xinba is just a motorcycle and an umbrella, there is no need to be so persistent! 」

In fact, I don't care what happens to motorcycles at all. The key is that there is a video tape borrowed yesterday in the car. At this rate, paying late fees will be a big problem. What should I do? 」

Don't worry about late fees or anything. The money in the cash register will be available soon. 」

"You this new eight! ! Such a dirty heart is hidden in such clear eyes! ! 」

God is happy. "What license plate do you need to hit someone with a car?" 」

Uncle Yin is obviously so happy that he has a nosebleed ... Is my chocolate delicious? 」

God is happy. You can't have nosebleeds when eating chocolate. 」

Stop playing dumb! ! There is an obvious sugar smell in the nosebleed! ! 」

God is happy. Nonsense, I just dug my nose too deep. 」

How can a girl of this age dig so deep? Are you a retiring policeman? ! 」

Yin Shi New Eight ~ ~ What are you doing? Let me go! 」

The new eight "don't! ! I don't want to be arrested alone! ! 」

Won't you say "leave me alone, you go first" when you are in silver? 」

God music "leave me alone, you go to hell!" 」

"Are you kidding? I'll take you with me even if I die! 」

Yin Shi: When did you become a mother-in-law like a girl in Kyoto? 」

G: "You idiot, more than Kyoto. Where are the girls not grandma's? " ? It's because you are not tolerant enough that you don't have a lady's favor! 」

"Nonsense silver when! If I were not born with curly hair, I would definitely be a first-class woman! 」

Gui "Everything depends on curly hair to cover up the sad people who feel inferior!" ! 」

There is nothing to be sad about being in silver. Only when people are driven by inferiority will they move forward! ! 」

Earthwork "Wait, if you hit the princess, can you afford it?" 」

I won't make mistakes! My nickname used to be sniper ... "

Earthwork "hey! That's just your wish! 」

Okita: People who chase their dreams can exert their strength more than those who catch them! 」

Kulikan: How long has it been since I saw you? You've changed a lot. 」

Catherine "... is so corny that she will only be happy if a young girl says she has changed." For mature women, you should say, "You haven't changed as before". 」

Kulikan "Hum! That you are still the same as before ... "

God is happy. "Get down on your knees ... fool. 」

The Silver Age&; New Eight "? 」

God is happy. "Your head is too high! Two poor soldiers! Call me the factory director! 」

Is it cool to call the new eight queens? Factory director! 」

God is happy "because the factory director is more productive than the queen!" " Call me skinny factory director! 」

Factory director, did you buy toilet paper? 」

Noodle shop owner "no problem! The money will be paid! I'm ready! 」

God is happy. "Don't lie. How can a guy who can only cook such boring fried soba noodles get paid? " . Anyway, your life is dull. Hey, try to talk about it-dull and heavy-dull and heavy-"

Yin Shi "Ah, there is an angry old woman behind you." . 」

Okita "Really? That must be grandma from the candy store. I forged the winning logo of popsicles several times before, and now I'm very angry. What should I do? "

Silver is a wig, and he says "disgusting" yo ~ "

"What are you talking about laurel? It refers to you, paper. 」

Silver time "is you, wandering outside with a pale face!" " 」

"You are laurel, a face of poverty for a lifetime. Give me back the food you stole from me! 」

Someone was knocked down-

One: Quick, call an ambulance!

Shenle (howling at a million decibels): ambulance car car car!

"I didn't expect this thing to be repaired, silver pawn! It was all debris. 」

"Of course, outside Pingheyuan! Who do you think I am? 」

Silver is the most wanted man in the country. 」

Outside Pingheyuan, "Isn't it cool that you open other people's scars like this?" ? 」

Yin Shi: "Since you have repaired the scar of my little sheep, I will also uncover your scar." 」

"That's free, flat Heyuan outside! 」

God was happy. "I only ate such a bowl of rice." I put my hands around my chest.

In the silver age, "we don't care if we can hold a container for three people at the same time. We call it a bathtub."

There are many ... I'll give you the link below ~

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