Who has a funny joke?

Title: Dumbfounded

Object: Moderator (hereinafter referred to as: host): female,

Three positive debaters (hereinafter referred to as positive 1, Positive 2, Positive 3)

Three negative debaters (hereinafter referred to as Negative 1, Negative 2, Negative 3 respectively)

Onsite: For example, in a regular debate competition, positive and negative arguments Sit down with your hands on both sides of the host

Host: Dear audience friends at the scene and in front of the TV, good evening! Now we are holding the National Ding Dang Dang Dang Cup Debate Finals at the Chigo Air Conditioning 12th Annual Domestic Household Summary and Commendation Gala. First of all, let me introduce to you that the affirmative debaters are representatives from the sketch world, and their debate topic is that laughing is better than crying; the negative debaters are representatives from the cross talk world, and their debate topic is that crying is better than laughing. Now I announce that the finals of this debate will now begin. Choose Ding Ding Dang Dang, choose the gorgeous life, Ding Ding Dang Dang brand nano toffee. Next, I would like to ask the affirmative to make a supporting argument. The time limit is one minute, please!

Positive 1: Thank you, Chairman. We believe that laughing is better than crying for three reasons. First: Laughter is synonymous with beauty. From ancient times to the present, whenever beautiful women in history are mentioned, what is written in books is that they look back and smile. If you choose to laugh, you have chosen. Beautiful, I choose what I like.

Positive 2 (put the shoes on the table and say): Anta (Positive 3 raised Anta and circled the field)

Positive 1: Second: Laughter can add joy to our lives Fun makes life colorful; third: laughter can shorten the distance between people and make everyone live in harmony and become as close as a family. It can be seen that it is better to laugh than to cry. Thank you all! (Sit down, get up, dialect) Laughter is the best!

Master: There is no best, only better! Thanks to Fang Yibian for his wonderful speech. Eat Ding Dang Dang Dang Green Nano Milk Candy to make every day exciting. Next, the opposing side is invited to make a supporting argument, and the time is also one minute.

Anti-1: Thank you, Chairman. The other party just made a very wonderful speech, but we disagree with some of their views. We believe that no matter how good it is, laughing is not as good as crying. First of all, crying is the most important way to vent depression. We have heard that some people are unhappy, and some people die in depression. We even heard that some people died of laughing when they touched a big ball while playing mahjong. Therefore, you should not laugh wildly when you are happy, but you need to cry bitterly when you are sad. Another thing is that crying can strengthen the body and beautify the face. Studies have shown that crying can affect more than 200 facial muscles. As the saying goes, life lies in movement.

Reflection 2: Cry when you have nothing to do. It really works. My waist no longer hurts and my legs no longer cramp. The debate is also very lively

Reverse 3: New low, medium and low brand high calcium tablets, don’t think you are the only ones with famous brands!

Contrary to 1: Crying more can also make you younger, truly white and radiant, and unique. To sum up, crying is indeed better than laughing. Thank you all!

Master: Eating jingle-dang-dang green nano toffee is wonderful every day. Thank you both for your wonderful speeches. Viewers can call or send text messages to participate in our program and have the opportunity to receive our exquisite gifts. Our gift is a pack of the Mouthful of You brand mustard produced by Wei Xingtianxia Automobile Manufacturing Factory.

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Master: Or mom, I also want a Fang Fang Zheng brand salted duck egg produced by the pacifier factory.

Positive 3: Fang Fang Zheng brand salted duck egg, the fighting egg among duck eggs~ The eggshells are connected Can circle the earth 5 times

Main: The above products will not be returned or exchanged if they deteriorate due to expiration or packaging problems. Now comes the free debate, each side has five minutes, freedom and glory, jingle green nano toffee. Please speak first.

Positive 1: As we said, laughter is synonymous with beauty. There are so many idioms and allusions describing beautiful smiles, like a beautiful smile and a laugh!

Reverse 1: It’s so funny, right? Audience friends, be sure to watch your big teeth and don’t laugh out loud!

Positive 2: Don’t be happy too early, the other debater. Let’s see if there are any better words to describe crying? Weeping for father and mother, crying like ghosts and howling like wolves.

Reverse 2: What happened to the ghost crying and wolf howling? This is called dancing with wolves, showing off the manly style.

Reverse 3: Septwolves suit, a man’s choice~

Pro 3: Just now the opponent’s debater was really a bachelor talking about marriage - pretending to understand when he doesn’t know. I would like to ask you, do you know what a suit is?

Counter 2: Of course I understand. Suits originated in the countries and regions of Central Europe in the 18th century and were introduced to our country in the early 20th century. A complete suit consists of a jacket, trousers, shirt and tie. Since the reform and opening up, suits have become the most common clothing in the streets and alleys of our country.

Positive 3: It seems to me that you don’t even know the most basic requirements for a suit.

Anti-1: So what don’t you know? What women want from men is what men want from suits.

Positive 1: From what you say, you know a lot about women?

Reverse 1: Even if you don’t understand it, it doesn’t mean that laughing is better than crying.

Positive 1: If any man says he understands women, he is absolutely dreaming. Small bridges and flowing water are women, mountains and waterfalls are women, dark clouds covering the sun are women, and stars lighting up lamps are still women. A woman’s heart is as deep as the bottom of the sea, it’s hard to fathom!

Contrary 2: Since we are talking about women, we cannot do without crying. Crying is a powerful tool for women to conquer men. Many tough men have been defeated by women's tears.

Positive 2: Crying is a sign of vulnerability. Men don't shed tears lightly. When we, upright men, are hurt in our hearts, we add a knife to ours and call it "tolerance."

Reverse 1: It’s not a sin for a man to cry! To make up for the long-awaited tears ~ (dialect) Tears are a kind of relief. Tears can dilute sorrow and comfort a wounded heart.

Positive 1: Today’s men are used to sneering at everything. Women's tears no longer work, nor do they cry, make trouble, or hang themselves in front of our elders.

Reverse 3: Meng Jiangnu cried over her husband and brought down the Great Wall. It has been passed down through the ages, but I have never heard of anyone laughing down the Great Wall!

True 3: Did you see Meng Jiangnu tearing down the Great Wall?

Counter 3: I didn’t watch. Hey, I'm not watching you anymore?

Positive 3: Don’t you see what are you talking about?

Reverse 3: Don’t you want to talk nonsense without looking at it? Chairman, Meng Jiangnu is deeply affectionate and is the pride of you women. Please tell me.

Master: The Great Wall will never fall, and domestic products should strengthen themselves. Sorry, I didn't see her cry down the Great Wall either. Forget it, this problem is over, you can continue.

Positive 2: Flowers are similar every year, but people are different every year. Nowadays, women's tears are as casual and cheap as tap water, and men are no longer surprised after seeing them too much.

Reverse 1: Cheap is a profit, but excitement is not discounted! There is a price to be paid for being ridiculous. King You of Zhou only wanted to win the smile of a beautiful woman. He played with the princes by beacon fire and eventually became the king of the country. Cao Mengde defeated Huarong. Three laughters attracted the troops of Zhao, Guan, and Zhang. Thanks to his bitter tears, he won over Guan Yu. Sympathize and let him live. So crying is the best thing.

Answer 2: It’s good to cry, hey, your appetite is good, your body is good, and it tastes good when you eat it.

Positive 1: Laughter can be found everywhere in our lives. . Just like the Xiaoxiaoxiao International Wedding Tour Group across from my house, their slogan is to welcome guests from all over the world with a smile and bring good fortune from all directions.

Reverse 1: Their advertisement is: "Please fly to the North Pole for your honeymoon! The local night is twenty-four hours long.

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Reverse 2: Go ahead, (sing) so that you can cry all at once~

Reverse 1, reverse 2, reverse 3: If you cry enough every day, your food will be delicious~

Lord: You two have gone too far. Marriage is the most joyful event in life. How do you make people cry together?

Reverse 1: This is called crying for joy...

Counter 2: I protest! Protest against the chairman’s favoritism to the opponent’s fellow debater...

(Main-raised sign-protest is invalid)

Counter 1: Okay, don’t cry, you don’t know! Is the divorce rate high now? Marry, right? I will make you extremely happy and sad, so I will divorce you immediately. Go ahead and cry~

Reverse 1, reverse 2, reverse 3: Cry enough every day, and your food will taste delicious~

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Host: (whistle) Now I announce that the opposing side is prohibited from speaking for 30 seconds~

Positive 1: Then we still have to go on a trip when we get married

Positive 2: According to me, just take a stroll in the corner of Lishui One-day trip to the safari park, parentheses: Tickets are at your own expense, round-trip tickets are at your own expense, breakfast, lunch and dinner are at your own expense. Eat Ding Ding Dang Dang Nano Toffee, good luck to you (pause for 2 seconds) I won’t tell ordinary people~~ The program continues.

Positive 1: Laughter is an indispensable ingredient in people’s lives. Let’s give an analogy to the opponent’s opponent. Has the opponent’s opponent eaten braised pork? Can there be no soy sauce in the braised pork?

Reverse 1: I want to remind the other debater: your question has nothing to do with this debate, but I can clearly answer you that you can make braised pork without soy sauce. >

Positive 1: How can braised pork without soy sauce be called braised pork?

Reverse 2: Hey, the other debater obviously doesn’t know much about braised pork, so what’s the matter without soy sauce? (Tiantian Gourmet Tune) We can add 2 liang of sugar, salt, starch and jujube, 1/2 teaspoon of Sichuan peppercorns (3 grams), 1/2 teaspoon of pepper (3 grams), 1 green onion, 1 piece of ginger, and 2 cooking wine teaspoon (10 ml), a little coriander, 60 grams of oil, chopped green onion, ginger and garlic, and put 250 grams of tibia meat in the pot (do the action)

Reverse 3: Wow!

Answer 2: Okay, start the pot.

Answer 3: Shake it before eating, it tastes so good~!

Answer 1: Listen, everyone. Listen, my God! The opponent actually confused braised pork with steamed pork with rice flour.

Reverse 2: What happened to the braised pork with rice flour?

, asking for help)

Reverse 1: Well, well, what’s wrong with steamed pork? Steamed pork is delicious too!

Reverse 2: Yes, steamed pork is also delicious, don’t you think so? Have you ever eaten it?

Master: Meat is delicious, so you should eat more vegetarian dishes so that the nutrition can be balanced (take the brand - KFC). Why did you go to the kitchen again, braised pork and steamed pork with rice noodles? Does it have anything to do with crying and laughing? Really, do it again.

True 3: Our laughter can break through clouds and rocks.

Reverse 3: Our cries can be heartbreaking.

True 2: When brothers meet again, grudges will disappear with a smile. Laughter can eliminate barriers and resolve hatred.

Reverse 2: When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, tears well up in his eyes. There are also Chinese athletes who have won glory for the country and achieved results that have attracted the attention of the world. When they have the golden Olympic gold medal on their chests and look at the bright red five-star red flag rising, they always burst into tears. It can be seen that crying is the best way to express true feelings.

True 1: The 2008 Olympic Games to be held in Beijing will make all Chinese people proud. During the period, tens of thousands of volunteers will be happy and smile for the international students who will come to Beijing at that time. Friends provide meticulous help and act as messengers of laughter.

Does the opponent’s fellow debater have any objections?

Answer 1 (I don’t know how to answer after standing up, so I asked Reply 2): How to say it?

Anti-2 vs. Anti-1: You tell me what you want, why are you asking me?

Contra 1 vs Pro 1: You tell me what you want, why are you asking me?

True 1: Listening to your words is better than reading ten years of books. It makes my body and mind broken, like a spring breeze, I feel so unbelievable! It almost made me laugh so hard that I cried.

Reverse 1: Yes! Everyone knows that crying with extreme joy and sadness can lead to extreme happiness. It can be seen that the two extremes of laughter are crying. What is the explanation for this?

(Positive 1 and Positive 2 stood up at the same time, saw each other standing up, and sat down at the same time.)

Positive 1 to Positive 2: Just tell me.

True 2 vs. True 1: Why do you ask me to say it, but you stand up and you don’t say it?

Positive 1 versus Positive 2: You stood up too, why didn’t you say anything?

True 2 versus True 1: Don’t stand up unless you say something.

Positive 1 vs. Positive 2: I won’t stand up now, so tell me.

True 2 vs. True 1: If I want to know what to say, why should I talk nonsense with you?

Master: Hey! Why did you start a quarrel on your own? Start over.

True 2: The mission of our crosstalk sketch actors is to spread laughter to thousands of households. Does the other debater still have doubts about this?

Reflection 3: Every guest on the "Art of Life" program was made to cry by Zhu Jun, but everyone was still vying to get on, which shows that the charm of crying is even greater.

(Positive 2 stood up and pointed and ahhhhhhhhhh, then sat down.)

Reverse 3: Is the other debater running out of words and having nothing to say? ?

Positive 2: What I just meant was: Ah! Even if you tell me, you don’t understand. It’s difficult for someone with your IQ to understand.

Reverse 2: You belong to Zhu Bajie - you should beat him up, right? Our cross talk world is full of elites, and cross talk has a long history of hundreds of years. How old is your sketch?

True 1: No matter how long the tortoise lives, it can't outrun the rabbit who has just turned one month old.

Reverse 1: Look at what talents you still have in the sketch world. Those who look a little decent are all going to fight and rob. Take the two of you, for example, a cucumber and a sweet potato.

Master: Why are you so impolite in your speech? You have no quality at all. You can’t just say what someone looks like, right?

Positive 1: The chairman is still fair. (realizing what the host said is wrong) Huh?

Positive 2: The three of us are golden partners~~

Positive 1 Positive 2 Positive 3: yeah

Positive 1: No gifts during the holidays this year~

Positive 2 p>

True 2: Only accept melatonin as a gift~

True 3: Melatonin, ah, melatonin

Reverse 1: Where is the golden partner? I'm surprised, how can a cucumber + a sweet potato become a golden partner~

True 1: You two men are the only ones named after a Hong Kong and Taiwan singer. (Pointing at the two boys on the other side)

Reverse 3: Who?

Positive 1: Wu Bai.

Reverse 1: Didn’t you make it clear that we two have two hundred and fifty?

Counter 2: Hey, it’s none of my business, female characters are very important at critical moments

Master: No malicious language attacks are allowed.

Positive 2: When men quarrel, women should not interrupt.

(The host blows the trumpet)

Host: When the time is up, both parties will stop speaking. Now let me summarize today's competition: Today's debate was held in a peaceful atmosphere. The debaters from both sides expressed their opinions in a friendly and powerful manner. . Eat Ding Dang Dang Dang Green Nano Milk Candy to make every day exciting. Later, the jury will discuss and decide the winner of this debate. See you later, audience friends!