Game advertising joke

1, "A new fish pond is opened, and the fishing fee is 100 yuan. After fishing all day, I didn't catch any fish. The boss said that whoever didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken. Many people went, and when they came back, everyone was carrying a chicken, and everyone was very happy! I think the boss is very interesting. Later, the janitor of the fishing farm told everyone that the boss used to raise chickens professionally, and there were no fish in this fish pond. "

2. "The child didn't want to do the homework left by his father, and his father had a brainwave and said," Son, I'll do the homework. How about you check it? The child agreed happily, carefully checked his father's "homework" and listed the formula for his father to explain. But he may never understand why dad did all his homework wrong. "

3. "The grass is also in class, please don't disturb it. The grass smiled shyly. Please don't bother me. I grew up with you. Don't let the grass cry, don't let the waste paper fly, the green lawn doesn't need paper embellishment. Environmental protection every day, civilization every day, green grass, it's a pity to step on it. Only with a heart that loves life can we summon green feelings. "

4. "The eyes are the windows to the soul. In order to protect your soul, please install glass on your window. "

5. "The author of this book is a millionaire, unmarried, and he wants the heroine described in this novel."