Classic joke: I am Sister Rong.

1, Li Bai was very naughty when he was a child. Once he skipped class and went to play by the river. I saw an old woman grinding an iron bar.

Just curious, I went over and asked, old woman, what are you doing? ?

The old woman said:? I'm grinding the needle! ?

Li Bai didn't understand: but what's the use of grinding the needle so badly? ?

The old woman replied coldly:? I'm Sister Rong. ?

2. Tang Priest and his disciples returned to the Tang Dynasty after learning from the Western Heaven. As soon as they arrived at the main hall, they took Tang Taizong by the hand and said, "Bajie Wukong, kneel down! Bajie Wukong knelt down.

Taizong asked, what do you mean?

Tang Priest replied: I just want to experience the pleasure of taking the emperor as a pig and a monkey (prince)!

Taizong . .

3. Chu and Han contended and Xiang Yu was besieged. He drank a sad song in the camp. Pulling the mountain makes the world angry, but what if it doesn't die or die when it's unfavorable? What can we do? ?

The lyrics are desolate and tragic, and the feelings are sad. Yu Ji, the attendant, saw her beloved overlord lamenting and affectionate, lacking heroic atmosphere, drawing his sword and dancing lightly. At the age of seventeen, Yu Ji recalled the bits and pieces of his childhood.

4. If writers resurrect Weibo together, Li Qingzhao, a female idol of Wen Qing, will probably be the first to get angry.

Xin Qiji also quickly circled a large number of angry youths.

Li Bai drank too much and brushed the screen in the middle of the night, and all the powder fell off.

Bai Juyi sent two long collars, which wasted the flow of the student party.

Du Zheng is busy hooking up with people outside.

Su Shi was demoted from all over the country and never connected to 3G again.

Du Fu praised Li Bai, but no one found out, so he had to scold the little secretary to vent his anger and freeze his account.

5. Patient friends, please follow the order when registering. Why do you have to jump the queue? Do you really think life is not good enough? You have to hang up first!

6. A patient friend, can you stay away when others are filming? Just to remind you, we only take single photos here, and we haven't launched double photos yet. Thank you for your cooperation!

7. a:? Never stare at your mobile phone for a long time. ?

b:？ Is it bad for your eyesight? ?

A:? In that case, the mobile phone will be dead. ?

8. I just received a phone call, claiming to be the president of a university, asking me what I do.

I said IT was the peripheral service of IT and communication, and the other party asked about the operation mode. I said it is mainly to provide consultation and direct sales in crowded streets and underground passages.

Can he be more specific?

I have to say it's a cell phone membrane.

The other party hung up.

9. Today, when I was learning to drive in a driving school, I saw my high school teacher and my same coach among the new students. I ran to talk to the teacher. I was your former student, remember? ?

The teacher said: Yes. ?

I said:? Then we are classmates now, you know, and we don't know how to ask our seniors in the future. ?

10, a fat man asked the doctor for help: I only eat one bowl of rice every meal every day. Why am I still so fat? ?

Doctor:? What do you eat? ?

Fat man:? Rice, 10% meat dishes, 90% vegetarian dishes. ?

Doctor:? What is the main taste? ?

Fat man:? Light. ?

Doctor:? Then what do you eat? ?

Fat man:? Washbauer ?

Doctor:? Go away! ! ?

1 1, early in the morning, a guest came to Justin, took a deep breath, pulled the second child over and asked, feeling that the air was particularly refreshing today!

Xiao er pointed to a girl with white clothes and green sleeves and smiled: since she came, guests have felt this way.

The guest suddenly realized that she was the legendary prostitute.