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He is not a scumbag, he just doesn’t love you.

Xiao Zhi, a name that often lingers in the mouths of girls in No. 1 Middle School, is also a symbol, the symbol of a scumbag.

Slender eyebrows, amber eyes, a high bridge of nose, and thin lips. People with thin lips are said to be unkind, and this is true for Xiao Zhi.

Everyone said that Xiao Zhi was a scumbag, but there were quite a few girls around Xiao Zhi. Girlfriends also changed one after another, and Xiao Zhi had never been without the company of a girl.

Girls are such duplicitous creatures. They say they should stay away from boys like Xiao Zhen, but in fact they imitate moths and fly into the flames.

Of course, although Xiao Zhi is a bit romantic, he also has the capital to be romantic. He has a good appearance, a good family background, and good grades, but his temper is not very good. Xiao Zhi is an extremely impatient person.

According to a very beautiful girl in Yushan’s dormitory, when she and Xiao Zhen were together, she left in a hurry and then remembered that she forgot to bring her coat. It seemed that it was still early before they met. , so I ran back to get it. When I came back, it was only twenty minutes later than the agreed time. Even Xiao Zhen’s shadow was nowhere to be seen, and he didn’t answer the phone. The more beautiful the person, the more tempered he is. Yushan roommate He also lost his temper and ignored Xiao Zhi for a few days, hoping that Xiao Zhi would take the initiative to apologize. Who knew that the female companion next to Xiao Zhi would be replaced the next day.

Another characteristic of Xiao Zhi is that he is easy to get started with but not easy to get started with. According to Xiao Zhi’s roommate, as long as he pursues a girl who is beautiful and has a pair of long, straight legs, Xiao Zhi will chase her. Generally everyone agrees, but many girls don’t have the courage to approach such a cold and cold flower of the mountain.

In the eyes of many crazy men and resentful women in No. 1 Middle School, Xiao Zhi must be a libertine, but in the eyes of boys, he is a libertine, but in the eyes of girls, he is a libertine and cute.

In Yushan’s view, Xiao Zhi is also a libertine, but has a fatal attraction. However, Yushan does not have the courage to fly into the flames because Yushan is not good-looking and his legs are not beautiful either.

The most important thing is that Yushan and Xiao Zhi grew up together.

Yushan has more opportunities to get to know Xiao Zhan than other girls, but Yushan’s understanding is only from the side.

Because Xiao Zhi never took the initiative to say a word to Yushan, even polite greetings were spared.

But Yushan is the girl closest to Xiao Zhi, because Yushan's father and Xiao Zhi's mother have remarried, and they live in the same house every day.

Xiao Zhi gets up at six o'clock every morning, goes for a morning run, takes a shower at six-thirty, and will appear at the dining table neatly dressed and on time at seven o'clock.

Xiao Zhi likes to eat anchovy shrimp. You can eat more than thirty at a time.

Xiao Zhi likes to wear light-colored clothes, especially white shirts.

Xiao Zhi is afraid of heat and likes to stay in cool places, so Xiao Zhi’s favorite sport is swimming.

Xiao Zhi is like a strange and weird book, and Yushan hopes to spend a lifetime reading it. But God never gave her a chance.

The reason why everyone thinks that Xiao Zhi is a scumbag is because all relationships are terminated unilaterally by Xiao Zhi, and after ending a relationship, Xiao Zhi never has the slightest nostalgia, and can quickly end a relationship with Xiao Zhi. Quickly get involved in the next relationship. The last and most chilling thing for Xiao Zhi's many ex-girlfriends is that Xiao Zhi's attitude towards his girlfriends is polite, thoughtful but cold and distant.

Yushan has always maintained a neutral attitude towards Xiao Zhen's girlfriend.

Judging from Yushan’s observation, Xiao Zhi only likes his girlfriend, just like he likes a specific model, beauty, and beautiful legs. They are not in love. But Yushan is envious at the same time. At least they still have a chance to be liked by Xiao Zhan, and he can't even scratch the edge of this model.

In this day-to-day self-deception, Yushan is living a muddle-headed life.

Until one hot afternoon in my junior year, a girl named Xiaozhi appeared in the world of Yushan.

Xiaozhi is Xiao Zhi’s latest girlfriend. She is beautiful and has beautiful legs. Enthusiastic, cheerful, and very good at handling interpersonal relationships, he made the originally cold family atmosphere very warm.

Even Yushan, who has never been very fond of liveliness, thinks this girl is very good. At least there is no pressure to get along with her. Unlike Xiao Zhi’s previous girlfriend, beautiful people come with inaccessible protection. Shield, shielding all ordinary people around you.

Xiao Zhi was as polite as ever to his girlfriend.

But there seems to be something different.

Xiao Zhi likes to play games, and Xiao Zhi plays with him, and his moves are sometimes even cooler than Xiao Zhi's.

Xiao Zhi didn’t have time to go shopping with Xiao Zhi, so Xiao Zhi specially made lunch boxes and delivered them to Xiao Zhi’s dormitory.

Xiao Zhi caught a cold, and Xiao Zhi took a taxi to the hospital.

Xiaozhi is not jealous and lives well without Xiao Zhi.

Xiaozhi is not as reserved as other girls, and her appetite for dates is comparable to that of Xiao Zhi. You can laugh so hard when you hear a joke that you have no image.

Xiao Zhi and Xiao Zhi have never had a quarrel and get along extremely harmoniously.

In this way, Xiao Zhi and Xiaozhi have been together for three years.

Yushan has also transformed from a young college student into a newcomer in the workplace.

Yushan thought that Xiao Zhi and Xiaozhi would eventually get together. After all, no girl had ever gotten along with Xiao Zhi for so long.

The days just slipped away quietly.

Yushan also started a new life, got a good boyfriend, and his career was booming.

Yushan sometimes also thinks that if the girls in No. 1 Middle School see that Xiao Zhi, who was so lonely back then, is now just like an ordinary boy who has fallen in love, he will also toss and turn, be depressed, and have random thoughts. , will there be a trace of schadenfreude? These emotions were brought to them by that scumbag named Xiao Zhi.

Three months later, Xiao Zhi and Xiao Zhi broke up. It was Xiao Zhi who initiated it because Xiao Zhi had found his true love.

Xiao Zhan fell into a slump and drank drunkenly every day.

Pulling Yushan to tell her the story with Xiaozhi, Yushan felt mixed emotions in her heart when she looked at Xiao Zhi like this.

Xiao Zhi said that Xiaozhi is very good, does not cry or make trouble, does not cling to him, and does not interfere too much in his life, but such a Xiaozhi does not love him, just like he did to his previous girlfriend Same thing, I like you but I just don't love you.

Nagging, falling out of love makes people vulnerable.

At this moment, Yushan felt that Xiao Zhi suddenly stepped down from the altar and became like her, just an ordinary person who couldn't get what he wanted.

Yushan suggested that Xiao Zhi take the initiative to pursue Xiaozhi and tell her his feelings.

Xiao Zhi was silent, then picked up his wrinkled coat and rushed out. Today is Xiaozhi's wedding day.

The story ends like this.

Xiao Zhi did not catch up with Xiaozhi because he had a car accident before arriving at the wedding venue, rear-ended a large truck and died on the spot.

Many people attended Xiao Zhi's funeral, but there was no one except Xiao Zhi.

After so many years, everyone has long forgotten the appearance of the young man who was so stunning over the years. Xiao Zhi has gradually become a symbol, a symbol of a scumbag.

Yushan knew that Xiao Zhi was not a scumbag. Because Xiao Zhi has never cheated, and when he is dating a girl, he will never have an affair with another girl, because Xiao Zhi has no need, as long as he hooks up with each other, countless silly girls will appear one after another. She thinks she is the heroine who brings the prodigal son back.

Xiao Zhi absolutely respects girls and is polite and considerate. As long as Xiao Zhi's bottom line is not touched, Xiao Zhi is gentle. What Xiao Zhi hates the most is waiting, just like his mother who deceived Xiao Zhi and said she would wait for me here and then never came back. It is boring. Hope becomes gray with the passage of time. Waiting sometimes Just like feelings, they are meaningless.

Xiao Zhi has never been sorry to anyone, but he broke the girl's heart. I blame him for his ruthlessness and his carelessness.

Who would have thought that once such a heartless person surrenders his heart, he will never be able to take it back.

Xiao Zhi has never been a scumbag, he just doesn’t love you.