Please help me translate the following joke into English.

A woman works the night shift and a man follows her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and ran away screaming.

A woman's night, a man followed her to engage in illegal activities, and the woman even passed by the cemetery. Suddenly, a brain wave came to the grave: Dad, I'm back, open the door. The man was afraid and shouted to run away.

The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away.

The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Girl, you forgot your key. The woman was afraid and ran away.

At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away.

Then from Tomb Raider: I drilled one and said, Keep me, I'm scared to death! As soon as the voice fell, I found a man carving a tombstone with a chisel, and asked curiously. The old man said angrily, NND, they wrote my name wrong ... Everyone was frightened and ran away.

The old man sneered: "damn, you dare to rob my business, it's still tender ... just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up." When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ! ".The old man, don't fool me, roll down the hill!

The old man laughed: "Shit, dare to grab business with me, still wet behind the ears ... At this moment, a careless chisel fell to the ground, and the old man was found. When he bent down, he found the chisel in the grass in his hand. The old man was surprised, and suddenly a voice came:" Are you looking for death? " Change my number! ! "The old man scared the shit out of someone. , roll down the hill!

Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Shit, it takes such a great god to get a piece of iron!"