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I want to tell you about my friend Betty. She is as slim as me. She has short hair and she is one of my best friends.

Betty is very generous. She is happy to share things with his friends. At the same time, she is also very helpful and willing to help others at any time. She helps me with my homework. When she is on the bus, she often gives her seat to people in need.

Betty wants to be a singer and travel around the world when she grows up.

Maybe Betty and I can't see each other often, but we will always be best friends.

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I have a very good friend named Max. He is very tall-almost 1.75 meters. He is the tallest boy in our class. But because he works too long on the computer at night, his eyesight is not good. He wears small round glasses, which makes him look handsome.

Max has a good sense of humor. I never feel bored or unhappy when he is with me. He tells me funny jokes. He always makes me laugh.

His legs are so long that he can't stay under the desk. He walks fast, but when he passes (someone else's desk), he often knocks over the books and pens on our desk. He's so funny!

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When I saw your advertisement, I remembered my good friend Mary. She is shorter than me, and she is very small. She has shoulder-length straight hair. Everyone thinks she is beautiful.

Mary is a sincere friend. But when something bothers me, I can often go to her. I can tell her anything because she can keep a secret.

She is very friendly and never speaks ill of anyone.

Thank you ~ ~ ~