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After Jia Baoyu moved into the Grand View Garden, he suddenly felt uncomfortable and ran around outside every day, unwilling to play with his sisters. This is an obvious adolescent behavior. Suddenly, he realized that there were differences between men and women, he didn't adapt to the physical and psychological changes, and even found that he had feelings different from family feelings for Lin Daiyu, which made him feel uneasy.
Yan Yan saw the page where Jia Baoyu's spaced out, although he didn't understand why. But the needs of peers are always similar. Treat people according to their own needs. Yan Ming knows how to make his master happy, so he collects many "forbidden books" for him.
Where did Jia Baoyu read all this? He forgot to eat and sleep for a while, which was more serious than the college entrance examination. Say strict "bad", that is, these guys are equivalent to "courtiers", regardless of the consequences, just to please the master. Zhi Yanzhai said that he "hated" Yan Yan's behavior and suffered greatly from it.
Of course, Yan Ming's collection for Jia Baoyu can't be an excessive book. At most, one or two erotic palaces, the rest like Jin Ping Mei, or The Romance of the West Chamber and Pipa were listed as "forbidden books" at that time, but in fact they were only love books of talented people and beautiful women.
But it also opened Jia Baoyu's new world, which made him understand the reason of "uncomfortable" and how to face up to his feelings for Lin Daiyu.
On this day, Jia Baoyu took a copy of Hui Zhen Ji and read it in the Grand View Garden. I don't want to be caught by Lin Daiyu. Peeping at banned books was discovered, which was also the scene of the death of a small travel agency. Fortunately, Hui Zhen Ji is not impossible for Lin Daiyu to read. So Jia Baoyu bewitched Lin Daiyu to watch it together.
Lin Daiyu had just returned from "burying flowers" that day, and Lu Yu Jia Baoyu wanted to put the fallen flowers away and throw them into the water. Lin Daiyu stopped him, thinking that the water would not flow clean outside. It is best to collect petals and bury them in silk bags.
Off-topic: There is a saying that Daiyu's death was "sinking into the lake", which is absolutely impossible. Lin Daiyu thinks the water is dirty. She must not die like this!
Daiyu buries flowers. Think about that picture. How beautiful is it? Think of a bag made of brocade and silk, which is used to hold petals and buried underground. What a loser! It's really "wealth doesn't know the taste of poverty, and it's a mistake to bury the trick"!
Jia Baoyu was infected by Lin Daiyu's burial of flowers, so he forgot to ban books. As a result, Lin Daiyu found out Ironically, in his panic, he used the doctrine of the mean and the university to prevaricate and was easily seen through by Lin Daiyu.
If Jia Baoyu had studied the Four Books and Five Classics in broad daylight, the sun would have come out in the west. How can Lin Daiyu believe it!
As a last resort, he had to tell the truth and gave the book to Lin Daiyu, swearing that it was definitely a good book. I'm afraid Daiyu thinks it's a "forbidden book" and belittles him.
Lin Daiyu is the person who loves books the most. Her room is full of all kinds of books, including Lin's library and Jia's library. Moreover, Lin Daiyu doesn't read women's books such as Women's Rules and Biography of the Shrew.
Lin's scholarly family, Lin Ruhai's imperial examination, Lin Daiyu's reading of the Four Books and Five Classics and other Confucian books. Judging from the fact that Daiyu's erudition is not as good as Baochai's, she is good at art. If her daughter really wants to take the imperial examination, maybe she can also take a Jinshi exam.
So unlike Jia Baoyu, Lin Daiyu never opposed the imperial examination, but Jia Baoyu didn't like it. She didn't persuade her, but respected each other for her bosom friend.
Don't talk too much. Jia Baoyu saw the true story. Last time we talked about the West Chamber. Cao Xueqin used Hui Zhen Ji because Yuan Zhen's original work in Tang Dynasty was a tragic ending. Cui Yingying was abandoned by Zhang Sheng at first. When Zhang Sheng told his friends about this matter, he denounced Yingying as a "stunner" who "will hate others" and called himself a "person who died a natural death". It's a shame that the prodigal son turned back after the chaos began!
True Story indicates that Lin Daiyu married Jia Tanchun for Jia Baoyu, and soon died in tears. Jia Baoyu did not keep his original intention and married Xue Baochai. In his mind, Daiyu, like "Zhang Sheng", was "beginning with chaos and eventually abandoning it".
Cao Xueqin laid the groundwork for Hui Zhen Ji because of the importance of The West Chamber to Baodai. Last time we said that Lin Daiyu was still in a period of juvenile disorder and had no feelings to begin to understand. It is precisely because I read The West Chamber that I felt emotional resonance and vibration, and suddenly opened my heart and awakened my feelings.
Baodai and his wife are childhood friends and live together day and night. Among them, Wang Xifeng and others added fuel to the flames and often joked about their marriage. I didn't feel it before, just because I didn't understand. Although intimate, I don't think it is a relationship between men and women. Now, after reading The West Chamber, I know that the other person has lived in my heart.
The most important thing is that Lin Daiyu later passed by pear fragrance court, and heard that the little players rehearsed The Peony Pavilion, which greatly affected her feelings. At that time, all kinds of ideas could not control themselves.
Otherwise, the ancients will list all the books of talented people and beautiful women such as The West Chamber and Peony Pavilion as "forbidden books". Because of the great defense of ancient men and women, the resistance to such books is far less than that of modern people. Because of the narrow social circle, they will apply the contents of the book to themselves, enlarge countless, and then evolve into unpredictable hidden dangers, and indeed many regrettable stories have happened.
Take Bao Dai as an example. If it weren't for the "bewitch" of The West Chamber and Peony Pavilion, they might not fall in love so soon. Baodai's love is beautiful to the literati, but to the people at that time, it has become "ugly" and "incompetent", and there is no blessing at all!
The West Chamber and Peony Pavilion are the keys to Baodai's love. Later, Jia Baoyu gave Lin Daiyu two old handkerchiefs, which were also imitations of The West Chamber. The Peony Pavilion, the death of Daiyu in Fu Lin, was analyzed when Yuan Chun's mother was four plays late. Lin Daiyu eventually, Du Like Li Niang, "found" Jia Baoyu and died of lovesickness and tears.
Jia Baoyu can't worry about the future here. When he saw that Lin Daiyu liked watching it, he couldn't help but blurt out, "I am a sad sick person, and you are that beauty."
Although Lin Daiyu likes the West Chamber, she can't be so frivolous by Jia Baoyu. Crying, he raised two frowning eyebrows, stared at two eyes that seemed to be open, his cheeks were angry, his face was thin and angry, and he pointed at Baoyu and said, "You damn nonsense! Make good use of this wretched song and learn these nonsense to bully me. I told my uncle to go. "
Jia Baoyu panicked when he saw Lin Daiyu in a hurry. I was even more afraid when I heard that I had to tell his father.
Pay attention to this ridiculous "joke" and tell the final ending of Jia Baoyu and Lin Daiyu.
Jia Baoyu was like a drowning man after all his belongings were looted. On his deathbed, he was swallowed by a monk, became a monk (became chinemys reevesii) and left Xue Baochai. But this is not his destination. In the end, Baoyu found the tomb of Lin Daiyu who died as a princess (Mrs. Yipin) and kept the tomb for life (carrying the monument for life). This is the real ending of the two.
Note: Mrs. Yipin is not Mrs. Yipin, but the rank of Princess Di. Yours, Shu, De and Xian are all the same.
Lin Daiyu felt ridiculous when she saw that Jia Baoyu could not afford it, so she teased him with the contents of the book: "Your usual bluffing tone is just nonsense. Bah, it turned out to be' Miao is not beautiful, it is a silver-like spear head'. "
Jia Baoyu's "incompetence" was exposed when Lin Daiyu was tried. Jia Huan satirized that his "embroidered pillow" was not bad. Jia Yuanchun also don't need to be angry. She wants to hear Lin Daiyu say that Jia Baoyu is a "silver spear" and must not be angry!
At this point, the ban on books came to an end. It is said that xiren suddenly came to ask Jia Baoyu to go back quickly. What happened? If you want to know how, listen to the next decomposition!
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