Internet popular spells are funny.

Internet buzzwords are very funny. There are different buzzwords in different times, and the network situation is changing rapidly. Many people can't keep up with the trend if they are not careful. After all, these online words emerge one after another, and they are very popular. The following is funny about popular online buzzwords.

The popular buzzword on the Internet is Funny 1 1. You're dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

2, nothing to have a class reunion, a couple who break up is a pair.

3, can not extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

If you have money, you will lose your home; if you have no money, you will worship God.

There is only one road, abbreviated as dead end.

If you use honey trap, I will cooperate with you.

7. There are fewer and fewer real men and more and more female men.

8. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

9. I'm afraid of being hurt. I wrapped myself up.

10, a person without talent is a virtue, then I must be too wicked.

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12, the sky is gray and the eyes are wide, and the days without money are too long!

13, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

14, don't plant strawberries on your face, it's not fruits that grow, it's traces.

15, joking is ok, don't cross the bottom line, don't poke people's pain.

16, thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad!

17, if you don't have health insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

18, don't tell ghost stories at night, because people love to listen, and ghosts love to listen.

19, the cashier said: No change. Here are two plastic bags for you.

20. Not every dream will come true, and not everyone will never change.

2 1, ex-girlfriend seems to be biological, and post-girlfriend seems to be adopted.

22, standing in a corner of the world, watching the sunrise and sunset alone.

23. If two people have been together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

24, don't doubt our distance, distance can't produce beauty.

25. Women love two kinds of flowers: one is to spend money and the other is to try.

26. Getting married at first was a playboy, but getting divorced later was a mistake.

27. Because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

28. No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

29. You said you missed me, so why didn't I sneeze!

30. No one has died in life since ancient times. Early death and late death are different!

2 1, a funny catchword, is popular on the Internet. A simple person like me can't do such a painstaking math problem.

At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.

God closes a door for you, and then goes to wash and sleep.

4. Finally, the relationship with most people is: only take traffic, not people's hearts.

I thought I liked good-looking people, but later I learned that only people I like are good-looking.

6. Life is not only immediate, but also the invitation of old love.

7. Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. You're just a bunch of me. Nobody knows anyone. All of them are sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

8. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

9. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and rich.

10, stay with me, at least I love you more than others.

1 1, sometimes I feel that I like you very much, just like eating too much and bursting.

12, if you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single!

13, you must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

14. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.

15, women love two kinds of flowers: one is to spend money, the other is to spend as much as possible.

Internet popular buzzwords are funny, and the head of 3 shells has also been brushed by lightning.

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I quit.

I always think of you when I feed the pigs.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

How to lose weight if you don't have enough food?

No matter how ugly a girl is, she is also a girl. If she is a girl, she has the right to be picked up! Why don't you hit on me?

You believe in advertisements. You are stupid to study!

As an animal, I feel a lot of pressure.

Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

I swear never to swear again!

Internet popular buzzword Funny No.4 Hi Yo.

Originated from the network song of the same name, it was adapted by a short video master with a very magical performance, which attracted many people to imitate it. Used to express a very happy and excited state.

You are a tough guy.

It evolved from "being a cruel person", which means "it is a little more difficult than a cruel person". It is usually used to tease someone to do something unreasonable, but it can achieve miraculous results and give people an unexpected and powerful feeling.

it's none of your business

The homonym of "nothing to do with you" is an expression of nonstandard Mandarin with dialect accent. This expression looks cold and mysterious, which is a bit confusing. In addition, emoticons are funny and are usually used to reply or tease others.

backbone element

This word originally refers to a form of rap music, which is considered to be more powerful. Later, it was extended to "the core part and backbone", which was powerful and domineering. For example, hard core technology refers to key and core technologies; To say that someone is hardcore can mean that the other person is very tough and tough.

996

Working hours are from 9: 00 a.m. to 9: 00 p.m., six days a week, which represents the common overtime culture of Internet enterprises in China. But advocating struggle and labor does not mean compulsory overtime. Effort is a struggle, and proficiency is also a struggle; Extending working hours is a struggle, so is improving efficiency.

65.438+400 million standard bearers

Faced with the atrocities of Hong Kong mobs throwing the national flag into the sea, CCTV News released the topic of Weibo on the same day, "The five-star red flag has 65.438+04 billion standard bearers". Netizens have left messages and swiped the screen to express their sincere feelings of loving the motherland and defending the national flag.

Clean up useless things from.

An attitude towards life is to cut off and abandon all unnecessary, inappropriate and outdated things and cut off attachment to them. Only after "breaking up" can we live a simple and refreshing life.

5 1, a funny buzzword popular on the Internet, is a vulgar person. Look at the mountains, the sea, and the flowers. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, the river tide began to surge, and the small tentacles of insects scratched the whole world. You don't need to talk, I and everything in the world will run to you.

If one day, you put on a suit and become someone else's groom, I won't talk about it. This is crazy. If one day, I put on a wedding dress, become someone else's bride and marry you, that's still my initial dream.

I confirmed my eyes and met the right person.

I had a dream, in which you had long hair and we grew old together.

5, the front is the road, and the back is a reunion. How many things have happened, why bother?

6. Silence is a person's biggest cry. A smile is a person's greatest disguise.

7. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

I don't blame you for not accompanying me to the end. I don't blame fate for dismissing our feelings. I just hope you will take good care of yourself every day in the future.

9. If you miss me, you will come back. I am free tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. As long as you miss me, I am free every day.

10, I admit that I have been to nightclubs, but I can't stand it once I get in. Without books, there is no ocean of knowledge. Those people are so rude that they seem to be hanging.

1 1, I think it's hard to meet a person, that is, someone who makes you feel moved, liked and quite suitable. So I just advise young people now not to let go of the other half's hand easily. Sometimes we stick to it, maybe two people will get better and better gradually.

12, there will always be people saying hello, and some people will say that you are not good, but as long as you have a clear conscience, you don't have to cling to other people's judgments. Don't look into other people's eyes, don't please others blindly, it will only make you live very tired.