Want an English short play, not a fairy tale theme, about 7 or 8 people, five minutes to watch, Grade 8.

English short play script-pocket money

People: narrator (N), salesman (S), father (D), Maggie (M), Alice (A), candy (C), policeman (P).

Preparation: school scenery, candy table and related materials, supplier's family scenery

Scene 1 (at the salesman's house)

N: In a dark and dirty house, there lived a small and dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candy and sells it to students. He has a lot of money now But how does he make candy? Oh, Xu ... Here he comes!

Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you something. I am a famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candy is very popular. I don't know why. Stupid students always come here. I will be the boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money …

Oh dear! It's time to make candy. (see table)

First, put the flowers on the table. Then, water, sugar and flowers. (talking and doing) Now press, press ... ...

Oh, my dirty hands! It doesn't matter! Do it! News, news ... ...

Oh, my God! (Snuff) It doesn't matter! Do it! Press, press, the children won't know, it doesn't matter, hehehe ...

Now let me cut it into pieces! One, two, three, four, five (with a dirty kitchen knife)

Wow, everything is ready!

Candy came out (dancing), and after dancing, I said sadly, Oh, I'm so dirty and ugly! what can I do? The students will eat me! They'll get sick! Woo hoo ...

Hmm ... It looks dirty. Let me give you a beautiful coat! (Put on) Wow! Now it's so beautiful! Haha ...

C: Oh, no! Do not sell me! I'm dirty! (Dragging candy off the stage)

Scene 2 (at the school gate)

N: The next day, when class was over, all the students came out happily, and the shop assistant walked to the school gate like us. Maggie and Alice run out of the school gate happily and see the vendor.

(The peddler comes up with candy and shouts): Candy! Candy! Sweet candy! ……

Oh, Alice! Look! Candy!

A: Yes! I think they are delicious!

Let's ask him.

A: OK!

C: Don't buy me! (Very anxious)

M&A: Why?

C: I'm dirty!

No, you look great!

What can I do? (Facing the audience) Woo-hoo ... (The vendor pulls her behind)

Candy! Candy! (Seduce two girls)

M&A: How much is it?

Do you have money with you? (contemptuous)

M&A: Money? (looking at each other)

Oh, I have no money! (extremely frustrated)

Me too.

S: No money? I'm so sorry. (Shout away, end)

M: What can we do now?

Let's ask dad for money.

M: But how do you ask?

A: How? ... oh, I see, we make him happy, and he will give us money.

M: Good idea! (All over)

English funny drama Peacock Flying Southeast (you can choose appropriate background music and the effect is very good)

Wandering every five miles

Jiao Zhongqing Johnny (J) Liu Lanzhi Lunch (L)

Johnny's mother (JM for short) and lunch's mother (LM for short).

The son of the satrap, the son of the mayor (short for lady), the thief (ABandC)

J was beaten and ran onto the stage, and a roll of paper tube was smashed inside. J was hit by embarrassment)

Everyone says I'm afraid of my wife, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, and mine.

His wife is Song Wu.

(Pointing at the stage door loudly) I'm not afraid of you!

(a washbasin is thrown out, and J catches it as a shield to protect his head) Then, who am I afraid of?

My wife is the most famous woman in the neighborhood for lunch. She is braver than me,

Smarter and stronger than me. I don't care about all this. I just want her to be gentle.

Better than me. But she's not! Having such a wife is like living in hell!

(another roll of paper tube hit inside, hitting J)

Oh, my God! Who can help me? (below)

Act 1

(At the end of the opening remarks, JM made an eavesdropping recording.)

JM (on crutches): I can!

(Inside) Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?

L (jumping out of the door with apron and spatula): I'm coming! What's the matter, mom?

JM: I have told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful and elegant"

Dearest mother-in-law.

All right. My most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law, what's the matter?

JM: Ever since you married my son, you have had a bad life. You are too rude, too abrupt, too

Lazy.

But ...

JM: Never interrupt me!

Never interrupt me! I have been working hard since I married your son, that terrible Johnny.

Cooking and washing clothes all day. I raise thousands of pigs, ducks and chickens.

And ...

JM: But everything you do is valuable as a grandson!

L (angrily waving a spatula): Oh, you want a grandson, don't you? (begins to untie apron) goandas kyur

Son. I'm leaving! (tear off the apron, throw it in JM's face and put it down)

Act ii

(LM is sitting on the stage knitting a sweater, and L is holding a spatula)

Mom, I'm home!

LM: You're back? Why? What happened?

L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful, elegant and dear mother-in-law.

LM (surprised, but then gloating): Look! I already told you! When you insist

Marry that terrible Johnny. I told you he was ugly, stupid and poor, but you wouldn't listen.

For me. Look at yourself ...

But, mom ...

Never interrupt me!

Mom, I'm not bothering you. I just want to tell you that you are always right, okay? and

I'll marry whoever you want me to marry.

LM (exultation): Good girl! I met the mayor's son in the market just now. He said, "If your daughter

I have never been married, and I really really want to marry her! "Now that you are free again, I have to go.

Tell him. (below)

L (stunned): What? Mayor's son? The most famous playboy in the neighborhood? (pot in hand)

What a stupid thing I did! (below)

Act iii

(j is sleepy)

J (walking): Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?

(takes a few steps and picks up socks on the ground) Here it is! (Smell) Ugh! It stinks! They are still dirty!

(Suddenly remembering) Lunch is gone! I have to wash it myself.

(His stomach seems to growl) Gee, I'm so hungry! But there is no breakfast! Pick up the fence on the ground.

This is what I always wear for lunch! I miss her very much, and her excellent cooking! at present

She's gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.

JM (me): Where is my breakfast? Where is lunch? Hasn't she got up yet?

Mom, don't you remember? Lunch is gone!

JM (pause): Well, tell you what, Johnny, it's no use without a wife. Lunch is a good choice.

Girl, go and bring her back!

J (saluting at attention): Yes, madam!

Act IV

(J is walking happily when three robbers suddenly jump out)

Hey, you! Stop and listen to us!

I built the road! (Lift one's foot and step heavily on a big stone)

I also planted a tree! (also stepping on the same stone)

C: If you want to walk this street-(I want to step on the stone, but I stepped on A's foot)

AB & ampc: Give us all your money!

J (search every pocket and take out 1 dime): 1 gross enough?

Three robbers fainted, and then three people got together to discuss.

A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!

If we don't get the money today, we won't have anything to eat tonight!

I heard that the mayor's son will marry Miss Liu Lanzhi next month. We can go

Grab the wedding!

A & Good idea!

J (surprised): What? What? Getting married at lunch? It's impossible!

AB & C: Why? A beautiful girl and a rich man, what a good couple!

But lunch is my wife! We're not divorced yet!

(Suddenly had an idea) I have an idea! You're going to rob the wedding, aren't you? What the hell

With you. You take the money, I take the bride.

Do you have any experience?

J: no. But I have this! J takes off his shoes and takes out a check, the name is $65,438+0,000,000.

Act v

It is time for the wedding in a blink of an eye. Ms is happily holding the bride of HongLing, and J is reluctantly pulling the red yarn onto the stage. )

(J and three robbers jump into Taichung)

ABC&, you! Stop and listen to us!

A: I built the road!

I also planted a tree.

C: If you want to cross this street-

J: Give us all your money!

(l hears J's voice and lifts the veil)

L (full of surprises): Johnny! (desperate to run to J and hide behind him)

(MS is furious and punches J. J. to hide short, and Ms. L fainted after hitting J. L. )

J (flew into a rage): How dare you hit my wife! (Punching holes in milliseconds)

(J wrestles with MS, and JM knocks MS out with a cane)

(j) Tear off the groom's sign on the lady's chest and put it on her chest)

J (holding L, asking with concern): How are you, dear?

L (crying): I'm in pain!

J: Stop crying, baby. I'll get the medicine. (below)

L (getting up and chasing): Wait for me! (Running downward)

Can you celebrate the music?