Do you know the jokes about ants and elephants?

1. The ant and the elephant got married, and one day the elephant died. The ant is not only not sad, but also very angry. Other ants asked why, and it replied that the rest of my life was over and I was going to bury the elephant.

One day, the ant said something to the elephant, and the elephant fainted. The ant said, I have it. It's yours.

The elephant stood up and said a word. The ant fainted. The elephant said, I want another one.

3. An elephant shit in the middle of the road, and an ant passes by. When he saw the dunghill surrounded by smoke, he couldn't help singing: Alasao, that's the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!

4. An ant asked the elephant, "What is the biggest difference between ants and elephants?" The elephant couldn't answer, and the ant said, "Idiot, you can't answer such a simple question, and it's still so big." The biggest difference between ants and elephants is that ants can stand on elephants, but elephants can never stand on ants. "

The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant nest, and the ants came out and climbed on the elephant. The elephant shook and the ant fell, leaving an ant on the elephant's neck. The ants in the underground shouted in unison, "strangle it!" Strangle it! "