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How do you say tongue twister?

Tongue twisters are as follows:

B-p: Repairing a broken mattress is better than not repairing it at all.

B-p: Eat grapes without spitting grape skins, and don't eat grapes with spitting grape skins.

B-p: Eight hundred pacesetters ran on the north slope, and the artillery on the north slope ran side by side. Artillery is afraid of touching pacesetters, and pacesetters are afraid of touching artillery guns (800 pacesetters).

D: If you can stew my frozen tofu, stew my frozen tofu. If you can't stew my frozen tofu, don't stew my frozen tofu. If you mix up my frozen tofu stew, you can't eat my frozen tofu stew.

L: Sixty-six-year-old Liu Laoliu built sixty-six walkways. 66 bottles of stork oil were put upstairs. Sixty-six weeping willows were planted in front of the door, and sixty-six monkeys were tied to the willows.

Suddenly, a gust of wind knocked down sixty-six walking platforms, overturned sixty-six bottles of stork oil, overwhelmed sixty-six weeping willows, scared away sixty-six big horse monkeys, and angered sixty-six-year-old Liu Laoliu (66-year-old Liu Laoliu).

D-t: Big Bunny, Big Bunny, Big Bunny, Big Bunny that bites Big Bunny (Big Bunny and Big Bunny).

There are four carriages at the door. You can pull any two (four carriages) you like.

H: Flower has two yellow flowers, and red has two red flowers. Flowers need red flowers, and red flowers need yellow flowers. Huahua gave Honghong a yellow flower, and Honghong gave Huahua a red flower (Huahua and Honghong).

J, Q, X: Seven-lane painter, West-lane blacksmith, Seven-lane painter stole tin from West-lane blacksmith, and West-lane blacksmith stole paint from Seven-lane painter (painter and blacksmith).

G-k: My brother crossed the wide ditch with a melon basket and went to see the strange dog faster than the wide ditch. Just look at the strange dog's melon basket buckle, and the melon basket is empty.

H-f: A pile of dung, a pile of ashes, ashes mixed with dung, dung mixed with ashes (a pile of dung).

Z-zh: Tear the paper through the window, once horizontally and once vertically. It's paper, not paper. Don't tear the paper all over the floor.

S-sh: Three mountains support four waters, four waters surround three mountains, three mountains support four waters all the year round, and four waters support three mountains ("three mountains support four waters").

Z, C, s-j, X: The driver bought a hen and looked at it carefully. The four little hens were so happy that the driver smiled ("the driver bought a hen").

Zh, ch, sh: The cart pulls the cart, the cart pulls the small stone, and the stone falls and hits the little toe.

R: It's hot every day in summer, cold every day in winter, warm at sunrise in spring, drying clothes and quilts, the sky is high and the clouds are light in autumn, and the red sun is far away from the western hills (Talking about the Sun).

Sh, four tones: lion lovers swear to eat ten lions, stone always adapts to the market, stone regards ten lions, depending on the situation, making ten lions die, stone picks up ten lions' corpses, stone adapts to the stone room, and the stone room is wet. Stone rubs the stone room and wants to eat the corpses of ten lions. When he ate it, he realized that the ten lion corpses were really ten lion corpses, and the trial interpretation was a fact.