Collect the changing process of Chinese characters, homophonic characters and glyphs.

Collect the changing process of Chinese characters, homophonic characters and glyphs

Two-part allegorical allegorical sayings

1. Shorty people cross the river-have peace of mind

2. A nun in an temple-have no happiness

3. Boil the lamp oil-burn the heart (core) < p

5. Fighting and pulling the beard-modesty (pulling) and deficiency (beard)

6. Carrying the sun in a big ship-barely crossing the day

7. Swimming in a cesspool-not afraid of death (shit)

Homophonic joke

1. Doing it at the sight of a chicken

Once upon a time. When he went to lease the farmland in the second year, he put a chicken in a bag and paid the rent. He told the landlord about the next year's farmland. He was empty-handed, so he said, "There are no three kinds of farmland."

Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

Zhang San said, "Your words have become so fast!"

The landlord replied, "Just now, that sentence was nonsense, but now this sentence was made at the sight of a chicken."

2. Here's the ear

The newly appointed magistrate of a county is from Shandong, and because he wants to pay the bill, he said to his master, "You give it to me

.

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He immediately cut off two pig livers and presented

a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the touts thought, "My master told me to buy pig livers, and this pig ear is of course

mine ..." So he wrapped the pig ears and stuffed them into his pocket. He went back to the county government.

When the magistrate saw that the master bought pig liver, he was angry and said, "Where are your ears!"

Hearing this, the master turned pale with fear and hurriedly replied:

"Ear … ear … here … in my … pocket!"

3, homophonic to save lives

An expensive official invited a banquet. The cook was thrown into prison by your official because the fried cakes were raw.

The next day, your official held a wine banquet again. Two people wanted to save the cook, one dressed as a fortune teller, and the other dressed as an old man. Please count eight characters and tell fortune at the banquet.

Fortune teller: "

The old man deliberately said loudly, "Bingzisheng."

The fortune teller repeatedly shouted, "It's not good."

The old man pretended to be unhappy and asked, "It's only been a year, and there is no time. How can it be bad?"

The fortune teller said, "Yesterday, Jiazi was born in prison, and you were born in Bingzi (homophonic" pancake ")."

All the guests laughed. Your official understood what it meant and released the cook.