Xiehouyu joke

Young monk chanting? Have a lustful heart

Guan Gong looked in the mirror? blush

Fifteen buckets to fetch water? The rope is broken.

Is the toilet still stone? Splash male feces

Write articles with profound knowledge.

Confucius moved? Be forcibly demolished

Eating Chili by the stove? Have a fever.

Meat buns hit dogs? One is not enough (to eat)

The Monkey King somersaults? Fell dead

Jiang Taigong went fishing? The glutton took the bait.

Turtles eat fish scales? strangle

Drive the ducks to the shelves? Prepare roast duck

Huanglian soaked in bitter water? Fight bitter with bitter.

Bats wipe chicken feathers? What the hell are you?

Sprinkle soybeans in sesame fields? Hybridization;

Singing leg cramps? Can't get off the stage;

Burning bamboo forest? Bachelor;

Powder into the coffin? Die proudly!

Water in the teapot? Fuck off!

Diapers, sheets Generous enough!

Gross. Open the door for gross? That's disgusting

Call it a snake when you see a straw rope? Be surprised/alarmed at something very common.

A snake bug in a cow's ass? Forks can drill holes to suck blood.

Little Frog Strolling in the Street-Green Travel

Earth snake, Tigress? "Not easy to mess with"

Kill snakes and earthworms? Afraid of bullying the small.

Cobra waving? What a poisonous trick.

Zaocys lives in a hotel. regular customer

The snake in the hole? I don't know the length

Rabbit tail can't grow: is it easy to be pulled when it grows? Braids? !

Toad wants to eat swan meat. Good idea: a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a toad who doesn't want to eat swan meat is not a good toad.

The dog bit Lv Dongbin, and I don't know what to do: it's not the dog's fault, and there is no trace on the good man's face.

Riding a donkey and watching a song book will see: pay attention to protecting your eyesight!

Put the onion in the pig's nose: it is difficult to put the onion in the nose, and vanity is also a chore.

Send fans for three or nine days? ungrateful

No cotton-padded clothes for three days and nine days? Shrink from the cold

Wear a skirt for three days and nine days? Beautiful frozen man

Drink ginger soup for three or nine days? Gracious

Eat plums for three days and nine days? Tragic and shabby

Talk for three or nine days? A sarcastic comment

Lost for three or nine days? There is fire in my heart.

Dirty? Crying dirty? It's too dirty.