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Scold mistress, the more poisonous the better.
2. The brain has nothing to decorate, not even a little water.
3. Even if you win. There will be other * * to destroy you in the future.
4. I don't know about credit cards? Yes, but I know his company. I pay my credit card bill every month. Yesterday was my birthday? Jokes. My birthday has already passed. Speaking of which, you should remember that day, that is, the day when you went to have an abortion alone and repeatedly called but no one answered. He is having dinner with my parents-in-law.
5. People like you can only live two episodes in one drama!
6. Love is always here and everywhere.
7. Even if you wear perfume, you still smell like scum. It's good that you are stupid. You idiot, you are still so dissatisfied.
8. Don't pretend to be innocent in front of my man. Who doesn't know how dirty you are
9. Congratulations! You are the eighth woman who likes him! But I believe that you will be like the first seven, and you will not end well in the end.
10, disgusting * *, if you have the ability, you should have the courage to admit it. Don't look so wronged.
1 1, Third Young Master is invincible because of your existence.
12, actually, I'm not fat, I'm just swollen by life.
Please respect yourself.
14, you shameless thing. No, you don't have a face. Please, can you reduce the resolution of your face?
15, there are * * that can't be driven away, only the truth of not working hard.
16, do you fucking know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
17 why don't you go to yikang hospital to do it? Men are also recruited at home, so there are still tickets!
18, don't laugh at me with your ugly smile, crying can scare you to death, and it's not good to scare people around you.
19, rival in love fell into the water and we had to pee.
20, Pockmarked is not called Pockmarked, deceiving, you are just a repeat customer, and you are surrounded by two. Meat that can't be sold in dog days, you smelly goods.
2 1, sleeping with a married man, the risk is that you get into bed and may end up being kicked out of bed. This bed is just a temporary place for a woman who wants to be a * *. In the end, she just gave herself. If you don't succeed, you will die. This is the invincible realm of dedication.
22, when what don't * *, don't disturb others to fall in love, will be trampled by a horse.
23. Teacher, you are dead. I love Taoist priests.
Shallow things, how did God create such a failure?
25. By the way, it's more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style corsets and open your pants.
26, you still have the face to smile, it is really dirty to the extreme, you are the representative of meanness and filth, the embodiment of lewdness and filth!
27. You have been praised by people for being an idiot for so many years, just because you enjoy it!
28, you his mama, do you know how to write shame? You lost 18 generations of ancestors.
29. No matter how beautiful the appearance is, it can't hide the inner filth. What's even sadder is that people don't give you money if they fuck you.
Although * * witnessed a great love, I still hate * *.
3 1, wholeheartedly is the gentlest force in the world.
32. Nowadays, * * is the hottest occupation.
33, bitch don't die a natural death, go out and be killed by a car!
34. The most useless thing in the world is a Zhang Jishi paycheck. He looks angry and too thin.
If I go down one day, remember that I will come up to see you.
36. The biggest tragedy of * * is to replace someone else's wife with another * *.
37. I just want to persuade your mother to buy a chain to tie you up as soon as possible! Don't bite in broad daylight.
I can't divorce him unless you wait on me. Please, maybe I can give you this loser.
39, long-term low-cost acquisition of various idle girls, models are not limited, details are negotiable.
40. If a man sticks your photo on the wall, he can ward off evil spirits during the day and use contraception at night.
4 1, you really live in your crotch!
42. Your looks are so classic that you can break the world's ugliest record.
43. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.
44. The exact source of the clock As for the repair of people, I think you are not accurate recently. Do you need to repair it?
45. For love, you choose to be * *, and for making money, you become a chicken.
46. When people are old, they still have to be * *, and your parents are ashamed to see their ancestors.
47. I am a woman, too. I've never seen you so mean in my life.
48. I am a bitch and pretend to be innocent, thinking that I have feelings, bah, disgusting.
49. I am completely desperate for this world! Even you can live in this world!
Since you can't be a man, don't do it, but I think you can be a janitor and call it whatever you want.
5 1, this * *, do you think you are qualified? Rob my husband, you still have reason, shameless; Come on, sister, you are like this, at least twenty years old!
52. A girl like you can't get married, even if she does, it will be blamed on others.
53. Horrible ghosts will hide from you when they see you, and hell will not dare to accept you. If you die, you will become a ghost!
54, you shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. If you do nothing, I curse you for being unhappy all your life.
Actually, I feel sorry for you. If you can't get happiness yourself, you can only destroy the happiness of others.
56, you * * have eyes, and a dog with a broken spine still dares to bark in front of me.
Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going
58. I didn't say you were shameless. I mean you're shameless.
59. It looks like a piece of white tofu. Look, it's full of maggots. You are an AIDS girl. It's great to rot your naked body. If you die, I will help you to be buried in the Martyrs Cemetery. There are enough people there. Whatever you want ... go straight. ...
60. An indestructible city is hard to break, if there is no interior. However, most of the current marriage castles have some flaws, and there are insiders, so they are not broken. Why don't people go into town to have a look?
6 1, thanks for recycling the rest!
62, * *, what a familiar word. No matter you are * * or you meet * *, it is unfortunate.
63. Those men who love to cheat are most likely to use marriage as bait to go to bed. Going to bed is equivalent to turning people into their officials. Although this is their biggest concern, they regard it as a bet and think that the winner will always be themselves. A gambler looks the stupidest when he loses everything.
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