Cold joke homophonic stalk

1, "I have an amazing job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

I have a stomachache in the middle of the night. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I knelt down, knelt down, did you hear?

When I was seventeen, I caught a cicada. I thought I was catching it all summer. Cicada: I don't love it, I just like it.

5. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

6. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that the frog of the heart has been touching your stomach.

7. Hello, a cup of pumpkin almond dew, no melon, no apricot and no dew, and Nanren.

8. Once upon a time, there was a little duck. He was short and named Mud Duck. A duck in the class came and said, what a short mud duck.

9. Job's tears do things like Job's tears, and Ding Xiao does things like tinkling.

10, Want Want Snow Cake What do you think the heat will become? Want Want Xianbei.