Fuyang dialect joke

The new version of The Journey to the West's hilarious lines. 1, Taibai Venus: That monkey, you fly slowly, respect the old and love the young, fly slowly.

2. the Monkey King: This jade emperor is so far away that he won't send a small one.

3, the axe of the giant spirit god was broken, and I cried. . . The Monkey King: You need weapons. Go to my old neighbor, the Dragon King. . . (Wukong, you can't promote Longsheng like this. . . )

4. Monkey: Tell me, what is an angel? This angel is shit falling from the sky.

5. Monk: Our grandmaster is a great monk in this field and won't meet people easily.

The Monkey King: Cut! Is he inlaid with gold or plated with silver? It's so ugly!

6. Pig Bajie: You are forcing a good husband!

7. Marshal Tian Peng: I am Marshal Tian Peng, who is in charge of the 80,000-day army. Did you hear me clearly? I don't know how to count. Eighty thousand, eighty thousand, you don't know how to count!

The Monkey King: It's too thick and too long. It is a good baby.

9. Xianjia: "Unreliable people have three eyes."

10 Cuilan Dialogue Pig Bajie: Now everyone in the village knows that you are a pig!

1 1, Niu Wangmo: No steamed bread, I fight for this tone! 12, the Monkey King: I have seen people vomiting blood, but I have never seen so many people vomiting blood.

13, Tang Priest: Wukong, what is the origin of monsters?

The Monkey King: It's a long story.

Tang Priest: Then make a long story short. Joke source 5 12 Joke Network/I want to love jokes.