What are some technical bragging jokes?

As follows:

1. When we have money, we will drink soy milk and eat fried dough sticks. Damn it! I want to dip it in white sugar and dip it in white sugar, and I want to dip it in brown sugar and dip it in brown sugar. Buy two bowls of soy milk at a time, drink one bowl, and pour another bowl!

2. When we have money, we will buy clothes and socks. Damn it! If you want to buy white, buy white. If you want to buy black, buy black. Buy two pairs of socks at a time, one pair for your feet and one pair for your hands. ?

3. When we have money, we will marry a wife and have children. Damn it! Those who want to have boys will have boys, and those who want to have girls will have girls. The children were born two at a time, one by vaginal delivery and one by caesarean section.

4. When we have money, we will buy a computer and install software. Damn it! If you want to install xp, install xp. If you want to install nt, install nt. If you want to install xp, install two versions at a time. Use one and keep the other.

5. When we have money, we will change the chip for the mouse. Damn it! I want to change the Pen 4 device to Pen 4, and I want to change the optoelectronic to optoelectronic. I need to replace two mice at a time, one for my left hand and one for my right hand.

6. When we have money, we will go to the hotel to catch pheasants. Damn it! If you want a local chicken, call it a local chicken. If you want a foreign chicken, call it a foreign chicken. If you call a chicken, you can call it two at a time. One for whoring and one for withdrawal.

7. When we have money, we will drink wine and smoke cigarettes. Damn it! If you want to drink red wine, drink red wine. If you want to drink white wine, drink white wine. Light two cigarettes at a time, smoke one, and burn one.

8. When we have money, we will fight against terrorism and keep peace. Damn it! If you want to verify, then verify, if you want to sanction, then sanction. One counter-terrorism attack against two, one for Bush and one for Bin Laden. ?

9. When we have money, we will drink mineral water and eat stinky tofu. Damn it! If you want sesame paste, put sesame paste. If you want sesame oil, put sesame oil. Buy two bottles of mineral water, one for drinking and one for washing hands.