Fortune teller joke video

In the last four months, the bull market suddenly rose and fell for a few days, then fell for two days, and the stock market was full of sorrow. Those experts said that it was a narrow oscillation first, and then a wide oscillation. No one accurately predicted the strangeness of the stock market, that is, it didn't talk about the stock market turning from bull to bear, and still let investors stabilize and don't panic. They still want to buy and sell. It's still the hard-earned money of investors that loses, and the income has long been pocketed. What's more, they let retail investors be their takers. They earned a lot of money, and they are still eloquent, well-founded and consistent. Can not help but remind people of a folk fortune-telling joke.

In ancient times, three scholars went to Beijing to catch the exam, reviewing their lessons, studying hard, practicing hard and running all the way. Lu Yu, a fortune teller before, asked Mr. Wang to predict the amount. Mr. Wang listened to the scholar's wishes and asked to pay the money first and then tell the fortune. After that, Mr. Wang followed the rules. First divination, then drawing lots, then index by hand, shaking his head, closing his eyes, reciting, and then opening his eyes. For a long time, he looked at the three scholars seriously and did not speak. Scholars are anxious and scrambling to ask. Mr. Wang only stretched out a finger, but he still didn't speak. Scholars are more anxious. What did they mean by urging Mr. Wang? Mr. Wang appeared slowly and mysteriously. "This is a secret and can't be revealed." Scholars have to taste and think.

The scholar looked at it from a distance, but the apprentice was puzzled and asked why Mr. Wang didn't answer directly. He said: "The most wonderful solution is infinitely mysterious. Scholars scramble for the exam. If only one or only one fails, I will get it right. If they all win or miss, they all win or miss, and I am right. No matter how it ends, one finger can hit it. Just don't decide yet, this is the magic weapon in the exam. "