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Tik Tok is joking on the bus.
I went to work by bus that day. There are not many people on the bus, but there are no empty seats. Several people are still standing. There is a young man, thin, wearing a pair of glasses, with several big bags beside him. At first glance, he is from other places. He leaned against the conductor, studied carefully with a map in his hand, and his eyes showed a puzzled expression from time to time. I think I'm lost. He hesitated for a long time and shyly asked the conductor, "Where should I get off for the Summer Palace?" . The conductor is a little girl with short hair and is cutting her nails. She looked up at the foreigner and said, "You are sitting in the wrong direction. You should sit opposite. There is nothing wrong with that. The young man will get off at the next stop and sit across the street. But the conductor added, "I can't read it with a map, so what are you looking at?" The conductor said without looking up. That young man from other places must be an educated man. He smiled and put away the map, ready to get off and change at the next stop. There is an uncle next to me, and I can't listen anymore. He said to the foreigner, "You don't have to wait and die. You can go four stops ahead and then transfer to 904. "If it's over like this, it's really good, not only helping others, but also saving the image of Beijing. But uncle, stop here. He shook his head and said, "None of the young people nowadays are educated!" " "I thought to myself, it's not necessary. There are many young people in the car, which is too big a blow! Yes, a lady standing next to uncle couldn't help it. "Uncle, can't say that young people have no culture. After all, uneducated people are a minority. What kind of people have we become when you say this? " The young lady is dressed in fashion, wearing a small vest with two thin belts, with bright makeup on her face and her hair dyed lux. But you don't want an uneducated person, do you? Pay "you, you" to uncle. But who told her that she couldn't help adding this sentence? -"An elderly person like you looks very kind and covered in bad water!" It is not normal if no one comes out to criticize this fashionable lady. Yes, a middle-aged elder sister said, "How can a girl like you talk to an old man like that? Be polite. Do you talk to your parents like this? " Look how well the elder sister criticized! As soon as the girl's parents were carried out, the girl immediately fell silent. If you want to say it's over, forget it. When you talk about it, it is over. Do whatever you want. Don't forget, my sister hasn't finished yet. "Look, you estimate that your parents can't control you. Dressed like a chicken! " You can imagine what happened afterwards. Simply put, people can die. It's just the station with noise and cars. As soon as the door opened, the conductor said, "Don't make any noise. Get off the bus if you need to. Don't delay their business. " Of course, she did not forget to add: "If you want to make trouble, get off. If you can't get off, my car won't go! " Don't bother! "Are you bored? Angry! Not only she is annoyed, but all the passengers are annoyed! The whole carriage was blown up. There are people who scold the conductor everywhere, young men from other places, middle-aged older sisters, the weather and their own children, not to mention how lively it is! That foreign guy hasn't spoken, so I guess he can't stand it. He shouted, "Everybody stop arguing! It's all my fault. I didn't read the map myself, which made everyone angry! Even if you give me face, will you stop arguing? " Hearing him say this, the people in the car were of course embarrassed to make any more noise, and their voices soon dropped. A few people whispered a few words and stopped talking. But no one expected that the young man would throw a sentence; "Early know Peking man is such a group of unreasonable XX eggs, I might as well not come! "Want to know the result? I didn't finish the work that day. I first went to the police station to take a confession, and then went to the hospital for surgery to deal with the head injury. My head injury was smashed by the conductor with a ticket clip in the melee. Don't think I'm involved in their struggle, I'll convince them. I call on them to calm down and have something to say. It's no big deal. There is no need to fight to the end. My last sentence was this: Isn't it inappropriate for the conductor to speak? Treat him like a fool and don't care about her!
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