Stephen Chow's classic lines

Almost every post-80s and post-90s partner grows up in Stephen Chow's movies, and some classic lines are hard to forget after listening to them. Look at the following classic memories. What do you remember?

1, I'm talking about my children. I'll talk about the little things in this country another day! "Domestic Lingling Paint" Stephen Chow

2. Liu Piaopiao: You are a dead curry (you are dying)! Yin Tianchou: Prove (actually) that I am an actor. ? King of comedy.

3, classic lines: the text is not good, the martial arts is not good, wake up! I think you'd better go back to being your promising mountain thief! -A Chinese Odyssey starring Stephen Chow and Athena Chu.

4, classic lines: unhappy, even if you are a fairy is useless, happy, even if you can only live for a few days! -Moonlight Box of a Chinese Odyssey starring Stephen Chow, Athena Chu and Karen Mok.

5, classic lines: I have been lying to you, you know? Just lie, like a moth to a fire, knowing that you will get hurt or jump on the fire-moths are so stupid! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding

6. Classic lines: (Wenxi told him that the spy satellite was missing and asked him to act at once): I was talking about my children's affairs, and this little matter of the country will be discussed another day! "Domestic Lingling Paint" Stephen Chow

7. To be precise, I am an actor. Can you call me? Walk-on? , but you can't add "death" in front? Word! King of comedy.

8. I want to be naughty in rhythm, but there are some contradictions.

9. As soon as you cut your head, cut it from your forehead to your nose. That (referring to the stall) is in front of his stall. The tail keel was cut several times, and two tendons were broken, which oppressed the trigeminal nerve and affected the central brain system. I lost my teeth.

10, classic lines: You can say that I am a walk-on, but you can't say that I am? Smelly walk-on? Yes! -"king of comedy" starring Stephen Chow Cecilia Cheung.

1 1. Although you are playing a passerby, you are still alive and have a soul. King of comedy.

12, once there was a sincere feeling in front of me, and I didn't cherish it. When I lost it, I regretted it The most painful thing in the world is this. Cut your sword on my throat! Don't hesitate any longer! If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a deadline to this love, what do I expect? Ten thousand years!

13, I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow is at the waist, the faucet is at the chest, people stop killing, and the Buddha stops killing! Flirting Scholar

14, two girls, have pity on me, my family of six died overnight. I'm infected with 10 consumption. You can buy me. (Tang Bohu orders Chou-heung)

15, classic lines: Tang Priest: So, being a demon is just like being a human being. You should have a kind heart. With a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale. A Chinese Odyssey, starring Stephen Chow and Athena Chu.

16、? There is a trump card there. As long as I press it gently, it immediately becomes a wrinkled ace "gambler"

17、? Once there was a sincere love in front of me. I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me a second chance, I will tell this girl that I love her. If I have to add a deadline to this love, I expect it to be a journey to the west in 10 thousand years.

Bai Jingjing: Let you go? You give me a reason not to kill you! Supreme treasure: thinking? Give me a reason to kill me first! A Chinese Odyssey

19, Wang Cai, Wang Cai, Wang Cai You can't die. Wang Cai, you have been with me for so long. You are affectionate and sincere to me, but I haven't even let you eat enough at this moment. I feel sorry for you, Wang Cai!

20. At this moment, I can't help expressing my true identity. As a matter of fact, I am the descendant of the condor heroes and the master of Dong Fangbubai? The west failed! Shenlong religion

2 1, proprietress: Your son has no asshole, your father sells asshole, you suck asshole, and you like to eat chicken asshole. Big ass, it's none of your business. Why bother me? (Jiupin Sesame Officer)

22. Bohu, isn't it so wonderful? The big deal is that I swear by poison, and I will gamble again in the future, and I will let the ugliest girl in the world gang rape every night until it is torn to pieces and crumbling. Is it okay? (Tang Bohu orders Chou-heung)

23, I have been lying to you, you know? Lie, lie, just like a moth to a fire, knowing that it will get hurt, or will it jump on the fire? Moths are so stupid! A Chinese Odyssey The Great Wedding

24, like a flower! It is really you! Hail the Judge

25. Zhou: "I am a coward!" Wu: "I can see that! Should have come last night! Cut the crap! "the king of destruction

26. Classic lines: In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Now, I concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. -"Domestic Lingling Paint" starring Stephen Chow and others.

27. "I don't know the year and month; Get what you want! " & lt& lt the duke of mount deer-Shenlong Religion >>

28. What you just ate has been poisoned by me? Die in one day. Ha ha ha? The first strange poison in the world, no matter how killed in one day, should be our Tang family's half step with a smile. Ha ha ha? Nonsense, we were killed by a different kind of poisonous insect in one day. The crane top was red for 77 days, colorless and tasteless, and the killing was gone without a trace.

29. Do you think I don't know what you are thinking? Zhao Wei: What are you talking about? I hate it! Zhou: You can't scare me. I am afraid of everything, so I am not afraid of ghosts! Shaolin soccer.

30, elder sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you, pay attention to even the dog will faint.

3 1, if you don't have a dream, what's the difference with salted fish?

32、? I am an expert in juggling thousands of girls, improving social atmosphere, stimulating the film market and enhancing the connotation of young people. My name is Gu Jing, and my English name is JingKoo. ? Trick expert

33. Your melancholy eyes, sighing beard, magical knife skills and crystal-clear martini can't hide your Excellence, but you have to pay for the night! Zero zero seven

34. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang devoted himself to playing chess to detoxify. Now, I am absorbed in watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Domestic Lingling lacquer

Stop it, brother. Look how clean you are. Go in, put on your costume and come back. Look at me. My life is rotten and my hands are full of sores. How can you beat me? & lt& lt Tang Bohu ordered Chou-heung >>

36. It's not good to blame me for being too frank! It's a joke to kill me with your rotten sweet potatoes and rotten eggs! ! ! ! (Tang Bohu orders Chou-heung)

37, classic lines: I left Qinglong, right white tiger, the old cow at the waist, the faucet in the chest, people stop killing, the Buddha stops killing! -"Tong Pak Hu Dian Qiu Xiang" starring Stephen Chow and Gong Li.