Laughing till you cramp?

1, once married, the bride farted and the scene became awkward. One person said, "The bride farted, so lucky." After a while, I farted two times and the scene became awkward. The man said, "The bride released two, and one was the first two." After a while, she farted and the scene became awkward. Only the man said, "run, the bride wants to pull!" " "

2. One day! The hunter shot the rabbit, and suddenly a black bear jumped out! The hunter was caught before he could shoot. Half an hour later, the black bear still pounced on the hunter, and the hunter didn't understand, "What's going on?" ! Suddenly he saw a piece of cloth around the neck of the black bear, which read: hug the bear.

3. Now I know that Li Bai, the house slave, bought an uncompleted residential building, which is evidenced by poems: the foot of my bed is as bright as a thread-there is no window; Is there frost already? -The door is not installed; Looking up, I found it was moonlight-the roof was open; I sank again and suddenly remembered home. -It hurts.

A doctor said to his daughter, "Did you tell your boyfriend that I called him a loser?" "I told him that he was not angry at all. He said that it is not the first time that you have been misdiagnosed. "

5. The weather was fine this afternoon, and I was in a trance after reading the book ... At this time, a patient came in to see a doctor, and I looked puzzled that the cause was "Martian bitch"! I feel very strange: what disease is this? Later, when I woke up from the cold war, I saw that it was "sparks flying"! Dizzy ~ ~