Yangjiang eighteen strange tour guides' words

The first monster: the girl's sister falls off a cliff (called): In Yangjiang, young unmarried women are called sisters, and married women are called girls (husbands and mothers).

The second strange thing: all cakes, steamed buns and snacks can be called "mom" by vendors selling their mothers along the street in Yangjiang. In Yangjiang, I heard someone say, "Eat your mother, that means you eat your mother, not your mother. Therefore, it is often heard that vendors selling your mother across the street will peddle along the street: buy mom, buy mom.

The third monster: belts made of silver chains refer to eggheads in fishing ports such as zhapo, Shaba, Dongping and Xitou, and they are not weighed when they wear pants. He made a belt with a silver chain, tied it tightly, put it in his pants, and it was fixed, a bit like wrapping a bath towel around his waist after washing a sauna.

I've heard people explain the role of silver chains: because sailing was very dangerous in the past, people were often killed by storms. If people can still drift to the other side, they will exchange their silver pants chains for money as the cost of going home. If the body floats to other places, strangers will use the silver chain on the deceased as the burial fee for the deceased.

The fourth monster: Yangjiang has a snack called fat intestine (shaped like pig intestine). In written language, it's called fat sausage roll. In fact, it is very simple, that is, wrapping powder, that is, river vermicelli fried with bean sprouts, plus some cooked sesame seeds. The outside is wrapped in a piece of rice flour bag and rolled into a round strip. This thing looks simple, and it is particularly popular in Yangjiang. It is sold everywhere in breakfast shops, and Yangjiang people especially like it. This thing is only available in Yangjiang, but basically not in other places. I remember that yangtze river international Club Beijing Branch also did it, but I couldn't taste Yangjiang.

The fifth strange: Don't get me wrong, the night love of Yangjiang people is actually a kind of salted fish. Is to marinate fresh fish (mainly red three) in a ridge for one night and take them out to dry the next day. This kind of fish is very popular because it is fresh and salty (not too salty). Originally called dried salted fish, it is also called overnight ridge. Visitors to Yangjiang like to go to Haiyuan Fishing Ground to buy a midnight snack, give it away or add some steamed pork, which is delicious.

The sixth strange thing: the younger brother of the egg girl was replaced by the one along the coast of Yangjiang. When naming her daughter, she likes to use the words "younger brother, younger sister, body, change and recommendation". For example, there are many names of the woman in the egg family: Tuandi, Zhaodi and Jiedi, in order to hope that the girl's next child will be a boy.

The sixth monster has a classic story: a man and a woman of the egg family got married and gave birth to their first child, a daughter.

The baby is a boy, so I named my daughter Zhao Di. As a result, the second baby was a daughter, and I didn't care. The third baby, I am still a daughter, the fourth baby, I am still a daughter, and the fifth baby, I am still a daughter. Egg home cold, resigned, desperate, don't want to recruit the last one.

The seventh monster: Yangjiang silly hat Yangchun Dai Yangchun is a mountainous area. In the past, the traffic was underdeveloped, and Yangchun people had little contact with the outside world and little knowledge. Many Yangjiang people laugh at Yangchun people. In many jokes told by Yangjiang people, the protagonist who is stupid and ignorant is always Yangchun people. Such jokes abound. Here are a few examples:

The most classic one is: Yangchun people go to Yangjiang for dinner, and Yangjiang invites Yangchun people to dinner. Yangchun people said they had eaten it, but they refused to eat it. When I came out, I laughed at Yangjiang people: "They also said that Yangjiang people are smarter than Yangchun people. I lied to him that I had eaten it, and he believed it." In a village in Yangchun, there was a jeep one year, and Yangchun people I had never seen before. Looking at it, he said, "It's strange for people in the city. There are a million firecrackers hanging behind the car." Shampoo machine: Yangchun people live in a hotel for the first time and don't know what a toilet is. It seems that when they looked at it, they pressed the top button and saw the water rushing out of the toilet, and they knew, "It turned out to be a shampoo machine."

In the past, the only elevator in Yangjiang was Huaqiao Building, and the restaurant was on the fifth floor. It was the first time that Yangchun people came here. They can't use the elevator, take the stairs to the fifth floor for dinner, see others coming out of the elevator, and then take the elevator after dinner. After thinking for a while, they finally understood: "Yangjiang people are strange. They have to weigh a catty before eating and a catty after eating." Sleep tight: Yangchun people stayed in a hotel for the first time and saw a round mosquito net. They didn't know how to play with it. Finally, they understood: "It's strange for city people to sleep in guest houses.

The baby is a boy, so I named my daughter Zhao Di. As a result, the second baby was a daughter, and I didn't care. The third baby, I am still a daughter, the fourth baby, I am still a daughter, and the fifth baby, I am still a daughter. Egg home cold, resigned, desperate, don't want to recruit the last one.

Yangchun is a mountainous area. In the past, the traffic was underdeveloped, and Yangchun people had little contact with the outside world and little knowledge. Many Yangjiang people will laugh at Yangchun people. In many jokes told by Yangjiang people, the protagonist who is stupid and ignorant is always Yangchun people. Such jokes abound. Here are a few examples:

The most classic one is: Yangchun people go to Yangjiang for dinner, and Yangjiang invites Yangchun people to dinner. Yangchun people said they had eaten it, but they refused to eat it. When I came out, I laughed at Yangjiang people: "They also said that Yangjiang people are smarter than Yangchun people. I lied to him that I had eaten it, and he believed it." In a village in Yangchun, there was a jeep one year, and Yangchun people I had never seen before. Looking at it, he said, "People in the city are so strange. There are 1 million firecrackers hanging behind the car." Shampoo machine: Yangchun people live in a hotel for the first time and don't know what a toilet is. It seems that when they looked at it, they pressed the top button and saw the water rushing out of the toilet, and they knew, "It turned out to be a shampoo machine."

In the past, the only elevator in Yangjiang was Huaqiao Building, and the restaurant was on the fifth floor. It was the first time that Yangchun people came here. They can't use the elevator, take the stairs to the fifth floor for dinner, see others coming out of the elevator, and then take the elevator after dinner. After thinking for a while, they finally understood: "Yangjiang people are strange. They have to weigh one catty before eating and one catty after eating." Sleep tight: Yangchun people stayed in a hotel for the first time and saw a round mosquito net. They didn't know how to play with it. Finally, they understood: "It's strange for city people to sleep in guest houses.

The eighth monster: the disaster in Yangjiang in spring comes from a saying that Yangjiang people often say: Yangchun falls in Yangjiang, and floods enter Yangjiang.

I heard people explain that Yang Mohe flows through Yangjiang City from Yangchun and enters the sea at Beijin Port. It rained heavily in the spring, and the river surged and rushed to Yangjiang. Yangjiang River is shallow, and the flow rate is not as good as that of Yangjiang River. It flows back from the sewer to the street, resulting in the phenomenon of flooding the street.

The ninth monster: building an airport to bask in the sun

Yangjiang Heshan Airport was built in the 1990s. At that time, the guiding ideology of the government was to build a big traffic, develop a big market and promote great development. Therefore, Heshan Airport and Yangjiang Port were built under this background. After the completion of the airport, due to the limited number of tourists, it is impossible to form an air transport market, so there is basically no impact, except for a few helicopters taking off and landing, which are generally in the sun.

The tenth strange: the counties directly under the city are not harmonious. It seems that no city has such a disparity in income as Yangjiang: there are more units directly under the city than the counties below, and even more rivers belonging to the urban area.

The income of municipal units has increased by two to four times. Because of the imbalance of income, the staff in Jiangcheng county and below are psychologically unbalanced. For example, teachers in Jiangcheng generally earn more than 1000 yuan a month (some are still several hundred yuan), but those directly under the city earn 3000 yuan and 4000 yuan, and so do other systems. It is said that this is because the income of the urban area is basically owned by the city, resulting in the low financial income of Jiangcheng. It is also said that Jiangcheng achieved a well-off living standard in the whole region through the evaluation in the province in the early years, so there is no provincial financial allocation, which has caused today's financial difficulties.

The eleventh monster: the sword is full of murderous look. Yangjiang is the capital of knives and scissors in China. China Chopper Center (Eighteen Children), China Scissors Center (Silver Eagle) and China Tool Center (Guang) have all settled in Yangjiang. There are thousands of hardware tools factories in Yangjiang, and the output of knives and scissors in Yangjiang accounts for 60% of the whole country, and the export volume accounts for 80% of the whole country. Once you enter Yangjiang, you will find hardware tool factories everywhere.

The twelfth monster: the misspelled words in Yangjiang have not been corrected for a hundred years. Some well-known words are mispronounced, and all of them are mispronounced by officials and professors, and people in Yangjiang are mispronounced. Some misspelled words have a history of more than 100 years, but no one has corrected them.

The most famous is zhapo, a famous tourist attraction in the province. Yangjiang people just refused to clear their names, so they read the station slope and passed it down from generation to generation.

There is also the northern custom, which is pronounced as the north table, and the dragon is pronounced as the dragon. In addition, some people pronounce the lion dance as a Mongolian (pronounced the third time) tree, which is unlucky, because the dance sound is the same, so is the lion sound. The pig's tongue is sharp and the pig's liver is wet. Yangchun people even call the teacher an old teacher and a teacher, and they always lose.

The thirteenth monster: there are many gods at home. Yangjiang people call the house they built a house under the family. Yangjiang people worship God on holidays, and some even worship God on the 15th day of the first lunar month. There are gods in almost every family's house, especially in towns and villages. There are many gods:

One is the ancestral hall, that is, the ancestral hall;

Second, the official position;

The third is the location of earthworms;

The fourth is the kitchen god.

Some people who especially believe in God will set up a god room and erect statues at home. At night, the sacred room is illuminated by red light bulbs. The red one is a little scary. Monster 14: Lacquerware is not for sale.

As one of the three treasures in Yangjiang, Yangjiang lacquerware is famous all over the country. Tian Han, the lyricist of the national anthem, once praised Yangjiang lacquerware with poems: a quiet girl's heart is like a hair, and a famous teacher's hand is like a god; Yangjiang vermicelli is well painted and can stay in Lingnan Spring. However, as a traditional brand-name product in Yangjiang, lacquerware products are rarely seen in the market because lacquerware makers have failed in recent years. It can be said that the product will not be sold when it is ready.

Strange 15: wedding invitations are like debt collection. There is a saying in Yangjiang that people are heavily in debt. All wedding activities, such as marriage, career, children's full moon, etc., must have banquets and invitations. People who go to eat should give gift packages, usually 200 or 300, or more than 500. If it is a superior leader or wants to please more, the person who takes bribes should take this opportunity to accept bribes with peace of mind. At the end of the year, Yangjiang has the most weddings. Often go to this home today and go to which home tomorrow. For several days in a row, a red invitation was dubbed a fine, with a fine of one or two months' salary.

The sixteenth strange thing: the man whose daughter in Yangjiang got married and paid the bride price upside down is really blessed. I didn't know that the man was going to give a bride price when I got married. On the contrary, the woman is worried that the dowry will be looked down upon by her husband's family. If she has money, she will prepare a large amount of dowry. The dowry even includes a car, a foreign building and cash. If she has no money, she should also prepare some electrical appliances such as color TV and air conditioner.

Strange 17: There is no difference at traffic intersections (read and guess). In Guangzhou dialect and Yangjiang dialect, the difference is the bad guys and the police.

Some outsiders said that in Yangjiang, it is difficult to find the police to ask for directions. No wonder, the traffic police have electronic eyes, and the patrol police have defense team members. Except for some comprehensive management actions, it is difficult to see the police on the road (of course, police cars will see it).

However, because there is no traffic police on the road, unlicensed cars are unscrupulous and rampaging. Those who don't wear hats take passengers to avoid electronic eyes and drive against the line, which is messy, especially at intersections where there is no electricity, traffic lights fail and no one directs traffic.

Strange 18: Kites can compete with birds. Weifang in the north and Yangjiang in the south. Yangjiang is named the hometown of kites in China, and it really deserves its name. In the national kite competition between 1986- 1998, * * won 87 gold medals. Nanguo Kite Field near Yuanyang Lake is the largest kite field in China. There are two outstanding representatives of Yangjiang kites. One is Ganoderma lucidum, which is rated as one of the top ten kites in the world. The most unique thing is that there is a thin cane at the top of the kite, which purrs in the air and can be heard several kilometers away in Fiona Fang. At present, this work is unique in the world. It is said that kites were not called kites before, but were called paper kites in the north and paper owls in the south (hereinafter referred to as northern kites and southern owls). Because of the appearance of Ganoderma lucidum, the wind blows the vines to make a sound similar to a guzheng, so Ganoderma lucidum is called a kite, and that's how the kite got its name.

Dragon kite ("Hundred Feet" (centipede)) is another pride of Yangjiang kite. I know that the longest dragon kite in Yangjiang should be

It is the "Yangjianglong Dragon" released by Ruan and his son at the kite exhibition in the 5th anniversary of Hong Kong's return in 2002, with a total length of 208 meters. I wonder if it can be included in the Guinness Book of World Records.