Funny sentences about sleeping funny classic sentences about sleeping.

Give me a bed, and I can sleep till the end of the world.

Lazy sheep said: Happiness is to sleep with a full stomach every day.

The world of mortals is the most ridiculous and infatuation is the most boring. Might as well sleep at home.

The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.

Sometimes I don't want to sleep, just because I'm bored, and even sleeping can't make me happy.

Sleep! Sleep! Don't expect others or be expected!

I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and hanging myself with a small rope.

Nothing is idle when idle, nothing is red when sleeping.

I want to sleep as soon as I close my eyes, and the world goes to sleep as soon as I close my eyes. What can you do with it?

Everyone thinks that sleeping is the most time-consuming, but brewing before going to bed and waking up in a trance is very time-consuming.

Making love with a woman and sleeping are two different feelings, the former is lust and the latter is mutual affection.

After she left, many things at home were very sad. Every night, I have to comfort them to sleep.

Want to sleep with you, guess whether I want to sleep with you or not.

I had a dream: I slept in my dream, and I dreamed when I slept.