Highlights of interesting things about driving test (80 sentences)

In daily life, everyone has written humorous sentences. Just, do you know what humor is? Humor can make others like you more and trust you more. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. I wonder if you are looking for humorous sentences. Please read the collection of interesting stories (80 sentences) I compiled for you and me for reference only. Welcome to reading.

? 1. When the ramp started, the coach said, "Release the clutch gently, find the linkage point, let the car shake before stepping on the brakes." I did, and I felt that the car was obviously shaking. I grabbed the shift lever, put the brake in neutral, and the car suddenly slipped back. The coach quickly put on the brakes and shouted, "What do you want?" I don't understand: "I'm in semi-continuous gear!" ""... ""Oh, I thought semi-continuous gear was between first gear and second gear. "

? 2. My classmate was very nervous when taking the mm road test, and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

? On the way, I gave a tip in a roadside shop. Master showed my brother how much oil was left when he came out. Brother unscrewed the fuel tank cap and looked in, but could see nothing. My buddy took out a lighter and got it done. Fortunately, the master reacted quickly and kicked his brother to the ground. Otherwise, there wouldn't be such a story, and it's all over.

? 4. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: Turn left around the island in front, and the students said: I get it. Turn left around the island in front. After turning around, the examiner said, get off, fail, and the students don't understand. Can you let me die? The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

? After getting on the bus successfully, a candidate sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off." (It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

? 6. The exam is almost over, and the examiner said, "Stop in front." Unexpectedly, there is a fire hydrant in front. The student was shocked and replied, "Report a fire hydrant. You can't stop in front. "

? 7. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

? 8. Coach: Yes, you can follow this idea. If you take the exam, the maximum deduction will be 100.

? 9. Change lanes to the right and turn into a left turn signal. The coach said to me, "Why, confuse the enemy behind?"

? 10. Turn the steering wheel to get there. Go back! I'll call you back!

? 1 1. I was so nervous in the second exam that I turned the library upside down. ......

? 12. I just got my driver's license today Coach: Don't drive if you can. ......

? 13. Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

? 14. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

? 15. The coach said that you should learn to fly in the last class after learning your driver's license. It's great to be able to fly so soon.

? 16. Poor throttle control when driving. Coach: You're kicking me out of Ferrari's auditory effect.

? 17. After the taxi, coach: Change it, I can't teach you ~

? 18. "You must wear a helmet when driving out." "Why?" "I'm afraid people will get off and hit you."

? 19. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

? 20. I failed the tripartite exam for the first time. Coach: I don't blame your poor driving skills, but our coach is worthless.

? 2 1. Coach: Turn off the steering wheel. Me: Kill who?

? 22. Coach: I used to know that you couldn't tell East from West, but now it seems that you can't tell right from left.

? 23. "See the man in front? It is not good to kill him. This is not good. Why the fuck didn't you brake? ! "

? 24. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

? 25. Coach: See that man? Student: I saw the coach: I killed him. Student: I dare not. Coach: I dare not step on your car.

? 26. The coach shouted, "Put your head out, put your head out! Brake! Brake quickly! One day my car will be scrapped by you! "

? 27. Master, did I pour it in? Master: "There is still a distance from China."

? 28. He said, "Why are you driving so fast?" ! Is there any money ahead? "Slowly open, he said," are you still moving? "

? 29. "When you get your license and buy a car, you must drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you well. When I meet you driving on the road in the future, I can hide! "

? 30. Step on the gas! It's in gear! Did you hit the clutch? Where are the brakes? Can't you see it's about to hit! Brake gently! Catch up and wait for food! Turn on the turn signal! Turn off the steering wheel! Go down like a fool!

? 3 1. The road says, "You drive, I sleep." When dumping the pile, he said, "You pour it, I'll pee."

? 32. There is a piece of meat on the steering wheel, and the dog can drive better than you!

? 33. I just learned to drive, and I drive a little faster. The coach growled, "fly a plane?" ! Can I issue you an airplane license plate? ! "

? 34. Go right! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.

? 35. Another time, I heard the coach next to me training the students: "You can't learn like this, learn by yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

? My colleague learned to walk on the road a few days ago. The coach told her to step on the gas. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out, "Where is the oil? Where is the oil? " Make the coach happy: "In the supermarket, there are vegetable oil and peanut oil. What kind? "

? For your future safety, it is actually necessary to be scolded when learning to drive. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

? If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, there was a student driving test in our driving school. After getting on the bus, everything was ready, but the car just wouldn't start. The examiner asked if he was ready. The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The student said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

? 39. I don't know if I'm driving correctly. I keep turning to look at the coach sitting in the co-pilot seat. The coach began to read again: "Look forward! Look ahead! ! Look ahead! ! ! Although I am handsome, I don't have to stare at me all the time! ! ! "

? 40. I'm rude. I always make a lot of noise when I practice driving. The coach kept saying, "Oh, after all this trouble, are you trying to unplug my steering wheel?" Do you want me to get you a tank to drive? "

? 4 1. One day, I went to a driving school to learn driving. After practice, I sat in the back seat. Then an idiot came up. Put down the handbrake after getting up, and then fasten your seat belt for various inspections. After a long time without moving, the coach asked him, where is the block? Idiot took a look at the coach and said, Beijing. I was cheated at that time. The coach looked at him and said Beijing? then

? 42. I practiced piling again and suddenly heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

? 43. Another man got on the bus and said to the examiner, "I'm so nervous that I can't drive." The examiner gave him a white look: "Don't be nervous, drive yours well." Then the man began to say to himself, "In fact, I also know that there is no need to be nervous, but I can't control myself. Just now, I asked the students who just came down if there was any way not to be nervous. They told me: Don't think about anything when you get on the bus, just think that you are alone in the car now, or sitting next to a dog ... "The examiner fainted again ~ ~ ~

? 44. Before the road test, as usual, there are candidates standing in front of the driver's seat to report, such as "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to get on the bus." The examiner should answer: "permission to get on the bus." As a result, an unfortunate girl said, "report to the examiner, student xxx asked to sleep." Small goods and big goods are mostly tested by students and coaches. At that time, all beings laughed together. To make matters worse, the examiner replied, "You are allowed to sleep. Which one do you think is appropriate? "

? 45. "Shift gears when it's time to shift gears. Don't wait for me to remind you! Look ahead! Look ahead! Look in the rearview mirror! Slow down, slow down, fly the plane? ! Come on, come on, shift up! Downshift, downshift, why do you still refuel? ! Turn the wheel and get back to normal! What's the matter, are your hands dancing on the steering wheel? ! Call as many times as you want! ! ! "

? 46. To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time while taking the driver's license test.

? 47. The green light started slowly. The coach said, What's the matter? Can't you choose your favorite color?

? 48. The four subjects are all one-off and have no right to speak.

? 49. The coach said he couldn't learn how I drive when I was drunk.

? 50. Dare not learn, for fear of being scolded by the coach.

? 5 1. Others step on clutch, and I step on joys and sorrows.

? 52. Don't blame your poor driving skills, blame our coach for being worthless.

? 53. You can't even play the steering wheel well. What are your hands for?

? 54. You go to driving school, and you ask me to pray for you.

? 55. I retaken the second exam twice, and the worst thing was to die on a curve.

? 56. It seems that you should learn to drive well after all. There is no one to rely on except yourself.

? 57. The fear of being dominated by driving practice and punching cards every day has no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

? 58. How can I stop my parents from forcing me to learn to drive? I really don't want to learn to drive. I'm too afraid to drive.

? I am annoyed at the thought that school will start soon, but what is even more annoying is that I have to get up early every day to learn driving before school starts.

? 60. It never occurred to me that I was learning to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

? 6 1. I am learning to drive again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.

? 62. Everyone must pay more attention to safety when crossing the road in the future. Ben, who can ride a bike, began to learn to drive.

? 63. It's too hot. Why is it so hot? I'm tired of learning to drive. How time flies. I am dried salted fish!

? 64. My brother has many difficulties in learning to ride a bike. I seemed to understand the coach's mood when I was learning to drive.

? 65. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

? 66. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

? 67. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

? 68. My friends wish me a smooth promotion in driving school subject 2 tomorrow, 3Q.

? 69. If the red light and the green light don't go, is there no color you like?

? 70. When the driver of the same car was practicing turning, the coach asked him to see if there was a car behind him. Sure enough, he turned around!

? 7 1. I tried to reverse the car before taking the second exam, but I succeeded once, and both sides were the same width.

? 72. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted on the back of the car, marking a sentence: Remove from driving school and teach yourself.

? 73. The ramp is too narrow. Turn the steering wheel left and right. The coach said, are you here to screen chaff or drive?

? 74. I'm glad to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that there are many friends in the exam tomorrow. I hope you can help.

? 75. When can menstruation come? I have to take the second exam today. I like koi fish so much. Is this an unexpected good thing?

? 76. I got a tan after learning to drive. Now my arms, legs and feet have become zebra crossings.

? 77. I passed the exam in subject 2, and I cried after the exam.

? 78. Grabbing grass, the horse was killed by the right steering wheel and got full marks when reversing into the warehouse. Ma Jie must have passed the second subject, saying that he was not as good as a horse.

? 79. When I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students:

? 80. My colleague learned to walk on the road the other day, and the coach told her to step on the gas pedal. She fished for a long time without stepping on it. She blurted out: