What humorous sentences are there about herding cattle back home?

1, suddenly want to herd cattle. No pressure of life, no love and hate, no trap of Jianghu. I only care if my cow is still there. With my IQ, I only put one, and I can't put more. He eats grass and I sleep, which is quite good.

2. I suddenly want to herd cattle. Everyone in Niu Yi has a sky, and the world is home. Without the pressure of life, love and hate vanished, and Jianghu routines were abandoned. He holds flowers in his left hand and rope in his right. He eats grass and I sleep. ...

If you don't reply to the message, you are herding cattle. If you reply, the cow will be gone.

I want to go back to my hometown to herd cattle, stay away from the noise of the world and live a free life.

5. What do you do? Come back to the countryside with me to herd cattle and enjoy it every day.

Ancient cattle herding poems

1, See Qing: Yuan Mei.

Cowboys ride on the backs of oxen, and songs echo in the forest.

Suddenly want to catch the song of the tree, immediately stop singing and stand by the tree silently.

The children herding cattle rode on the back of the cattle, and the loud songs echoed in the forest. Suddenly, I wanted to catch the cicada in singing in the trees, so I stopped singing and stood quietly by the tree.

2, "Cowherd" Song Dynasty: Lu You

Don't worry about the depth of the stream, black cattle can float.

It is as safe as a boat for a child to step on the back of a cow.

Cold and rainy mountains are far away, and uneven smoke trees are late.

When Wendy Weng went out to meet him, his son returned to the cow and entered the circle.

There is no need to worry about the bottomless stream, you can ride a cow safely through it. The shepherd boy rode safely on the back of the cow. In the cold wind and drizzle, from the distant hillside, in the jagged smoke forest, the shepherd boy rode an ox, and the old man heard the flute and came out to meet the shepherd boy. The shepherd boy came back and the bull went into the bullpen.