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Seven "Bad Plays" in September! Are you perfectly evasive or step by step?

Unconsciously, September is drawing to a close, and the audience seems to be still immersed in the afterheat of summer dramas such as Black Storm, Ideal City, and Qiao's Children.

Mainly after they closed, some works on the market were really "invisible" and almost vomited all over, so it should not be too obvious compared with the previous masterpieces of conscience.

I don't know if you avoided these seven "bad dramas" perfectly or stepped on the thunder step by step.

It is said that the launch of "A Cut of Fanghua" has played a lot of "high-profile". This drama shows the traditional culture of cheongsam to the audience in the form of "big house door".

Look at the preview again. Boy, two national first-class actors, Liu Peiqi and Hou Yong, are sitting in the town. Zhang Chenguang, who has been playing for 38 years, even has a comedy tycoon Peisi Chen.

Boy, isn't this a fairy fight? No one is confused. As a result, everyone was dumbfounded when the feature film was released. Originally, the opening rhythm was very clear, and I was deeply attracted by the production process of cheongsam.

In a blink of an eye, a woman disguised as a man also came to a "hero to save the United States" with a man. The next second, bang, the man was fooled and the audience was fooled.

What about the agreed "big house door"? Next, men and women had a terrible argument, and the old actors were also very serious about their careers. The audience was dragged out directly by two ambiguous bickering people as soon as they entered the play.

Playing each other is a bit magical. It was expected that there would be a lot of noise, but the heat became less and less. The sound of "cursing" is actually a piece. I really wanted to cut off the male and female hosts at that time, and netizens even called them "spicy eyes."

The play really refreshed the audience's cognition. Originally, Weiqi culture was a work full of positive energy, and the result was almost surprising.

The man is a big chess player. Because of some psychological obstacle, the whole world is black and white, and only the hostess is colored, so she started the road of "licking dogs".

First, I remembered the QR code of the hostess at a glance, and then I went home and put it out with a chessboard. Yes, you heard me right. He has a good memory, put a two-dimensional code with chess pieces, and finally actually scanned it out.

It's not over yet. This man seems to have been abandoned by the times. He took a candy to a woman and started a "earthy" love story: I am very happy to see "grapefruit". Really burst into laughter and got a homophonic stalk. Are you really not embarrassed?

There are also silly and sweet people set by the hostess, all kinds of unrealistic plots, and the acting skills of Lian Junfeng Niu and Li have all been retweeted, and the anger of netizens has soared.

Netizens' comments on "Hello Prosecutor" are enough to show how shocking the plot is. Many netizens can't watch an episode anymore, and some people say that when they hear "I want to catch you having a heart attack", they go all the way to smash stars.

This film seems to have existed in the idol drama era more than ten years ago. The heroine comes from a famous family and never forgets anything. The University of Political Science and Law won the first place in the judicial examination, and tried to repeat everything I saw on the road, including the words posted on the wall.

In this way, even when he appeared as a witness, he was emotional and accused the male host regardless of the image, and his professionalism was not reflected.

The acting skills of the two protagonists also made the audience "stunned". Sun's expression is grandiose, winking, and the actor's shelf is flying and greasy. I really hope that actors and producers can listen to the voices of the masses and treat their works with snacks.

No one expected that a costume drama could be spit out by the appearance of the actors, and "Jun Jiu Ling" did it. Open the watercress, it will really be sprayed to the sky. People can't help looking straight, the logic collapses, the plot is bloody, the acting skills are bad enough, and even some netizens call "help".

Mainly because the man's appearance really doesn't suit him. Whether it's a crying scene where you cover yourself tightly but you can't see a tear, or a full-fledged special effect that you think you're handsome but actually show your strong thighs, the uniform in the barrage is "hahahahahahaha", and almost all netizens are laughing.

Of course, the plot is also outrageous to the extreme, such as painless AI changing face and voice, picking a flower and rushing down the assembly line, the doctor who can't cure his wife's cold and so on. Anyway, there is no me, only you can't think of it.

Some friends may be surprised. My bargaining queen is obviously a star drama, but at least there are well-known actors. How can she rank behind Jun 90?

Although the two have their own merits, the douban score of "Jun Jiu Ling" is 4.4, and "My Bargaining Queen" is only 3.2.

Wu and these two Mesozoic actors have been performing idol dramas in the workplace for so many years, so I don't want to mention it. Although their acting skills are not bad among the actors and actresses in these seven works, they are quite experienced after all, but the plot is really funny.

In the third minute of the opening of the whole play, the two have kissed, and in the case of strangers, they have not separated, and the president is still there. Isn't this a little too soon? After all, the last star drama was innovative.

Anyway, it is to fall in love under the banner of the workplace, that's all. You have to be funny For some reason, both of them rolled into a low-lying basin in the country, and the white trousers and brand-new suits were not dirty at all.

In order to send the woman up, the man is willing to climb the ladder in human form, and the woman loses her pants. Maybe it's because life is more moist and the president doesn't wear a belt, so the yellow Spongebob underwear inside is exposed.

Laughing down a lot of netizens, is this serious? Is this really something that modern middle-aged people can do?

Idol drama is also improving, and it has entered the ranks of programmers so far. I don't know how many years ago, women disguised as men also joined in. I saw that under the long arch eyebrows of the female host were curled eyelashes, and there were clearly visible thick eyeliner and pink lipstick.

People just can't tell when they stick to their faces. No, this dead Barbie pink lipstick is a little too much. The hostess's best friend spoke boldly: now many straight men are lame and can't see it.

I believe that the majority of male friends must be full of question marks, which is obviously treating the audience as fools.

The programmers in the play change their voices every day, and they can't see the pressure of work at all. Eating, drinking and having fun are all the same, and I really feel offended. Douban score of only 2.8 is reasonable.

This little sweet drama starring Zhao Lusi and Xu Kaicheng was split in Douban only seven days after its launch, and the score of 4.4 did not refresh Zhao Lusi's lowest score record. After all, she got 2.8 points in Blue Love with Soso.

The netizens who scored 1 star and 2 stars accounted for 67%, and the slots were mainly in the background of the actor's appearance, the unchanging acting skills of the actress and the shoddy works.

I believe everyone has heard that the role played by Zhao Lusi in his works is mostly a kind of personality, whether it is "Oh! My emperor, the rumored Chen Qianqian, I like you, and I am still a female disciple of imperial academy.

The audience always has a feeling that she is playing her part. The male host Xu Kaicheng and Zhao Lusi are eight years apart, and they feel a little disobedient when standing together. The hairstyle in the play doesn't suit him, which makes her face a little long and doesn't give her any modification. The five senses look flat in the camera.

The whole spoiler reveals two words: perfunctory. There was a scene of falling into the water. Just as they were about to fall down, the camera flashed by. A group of staff stood opposite the swimming pool, watching with cameras. Is this not a joke? How did they work in the later period?

There is also a photo of a woman wearing a big white wavy bathrobe, facing a man wearing a dress that smells like "Xian Xia". I wonder who took the low-quality pictures of Reuters.

There is a strong antique hotel feeling around. It seems that the original intention of this kind of works is not to introduce a good work to the audience.

Throughout these dramas, they are all romantic works, but are the audience biased against idol love dramas? Obviously not. You are my glory, Zhou Sheng remains the same, and honey is as heavy as frost have also achieved good results.

It's not that men and women are not allowed to fall in love, but that they don't need to "all fall in love" and can convey the degree of concern to the audience from the works. I don't know if you just avoided these seven plays perfectly, or did you step on the thunder step by step?