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So I'm being romantic.

1, I thought you would be moved by waiting for you for a long time. It turned out that I was sentimental. Although I understand that at this age, no one is the fate of anyone, I admit that I will think of you in the dead of night. I'm not looking for you. I'm afraid it will bring back our memories together. Everyone I met later was better than you, and the degree of love was not as good as you. In fact, I can't bear to part with you, but it's useless to say anything.

2. Actually, you are not happy! When you are apart, it is hard to see you again ... from beginning to end; Everything will fail, so we met! So I have been trying to change myself ... it turns out that I am romantic. Why don't you learn to love yourself first ... it's a surprise to get it. What you say will be lost. ?

I thought it was you, but I was too sentimental. Don't chat with someone every day, you will rely on it. It is not terrible to like him. The terrible thing is that I am used to having him, but he is not here.

4. I have always been sentimental! It turned out that I was thinking too much. Let me ask you what kind of person I am. You said you were inaccessible. Thank you. I'll return this sentence to you. You are the one I dare not go near. ?

I once said that your portrait was beautiful, and then you kept it and never changed it. Even if you do, you will change it back soon. I didn't know I was always self-satisfied until you used a picture of a couple.

6. Sometimes I really don't have the strength to be angry anymore. How many people have you used this trick? I thought I was the only one. I thought I was special. It turns out that I'm being romantic …

7. I thought we didn't quarrel. Oh, it turned out that I was naive and thought everything too well. Nothing in the world is perfect. It's all my fault that I'm sentimental, self-righteous and too much in charge. Don't think too well about the future, jump to conclusions too early, and think more about your future life. No one is sorry for anyone, only mutual distrust. Maybe it's time to be quiet and calm. ?

8. I don't know what happened recently. I am very sad and miss him very much. In fact, in my heart, it seems impossible for us to end like this, and we will make up again. I saw him hanging out with another woman, so I brought it on myself.

In retrospect, he probably didn't know I liked him at all. I asked him if you would fall in love, and he said no, so I believed him. Actually, maybe I think too much. He never said anything like me from beginning to end. It's just that I love myself But how could he lie to me? Later, I saw him walking with a girl on the playground, only to find that I was too stupid to realize that he had been perfunctory. But he is the funniest boy I have ever seen, and I really like him. But he lied to me and told me that candy was delicious, really delicious. You gave it to your roommate. Think I don't know, but I still like you. Will you see me, but I'm glad I didn't tell you that I like you, or I wouldn't even say hello to you.

10, it turns out that I'm romantic, and it's me I can't forget. Well, I finally put it down this time. I came back, didn't look for you, didn't want to look for you, didn't delay, or didn't want to look for you. So, this is it. ?

1 1, it turns out that I am romantic, and people are not for me, but for everyone. I'm just a drop in the ocean. So stop doing that rude thing and stay away from others! ?

12, only to find that I am the one who was abandoned, only to find that you don't love me at all, only to find that everything is my own love? .

13, so it's me being romantic. I see. Tell me earlier, and I won't be so stubborn.

14, it really takes a lot of courage and frustration to admit that you are not liked in front of others. I was moved by Zhang Ling's rhetorical questions one after another, and the conclusion was: Oh, so I was romantic. ?

15, this is nothing! A phone call sent me away, and your indifference really scared me. I know you are busy and you work hard. I can understand that. But you care about me as much as others care about you. I'm going to follow you all my life. Now I realize I'm just being romantic.

16, after a long time, I finally understood that it was my self-love, haha, what a fucking joke. Alas, I am an infatuated fool. It turns out that the feelings and thoughts in her mouth have nothing to do with me, but others! ! Well, I'm naive, and I don't blame you!

17. You will understand my good intentions, but it turns out that I am romantic ~

18, it turns out that I have been romantic for so long, and I thought you would never forget me. It turned out that I was wrong. So you have met a new girl, and you are still chasing her the way you chased me. It turns out that these two years are not as hard as I thought, and you are really good without me. It turns out that all my worries about you are a one-man show. Ah, I see. ......

19, it turned out that I was looking forward to the future romantically, but your words immediately broke my fantasy. I don't think I care, but I still can't let go. I think I am strong, but I will still cry for you. How many times, because of you, I have laughed and cried. I thought I just liked that feeling, but I didn't know it was because I liked you. ?

I didn't realize that I was being romantic until now. ...

2 1, I always thought I didn't do well enough to control my temper! In fact, you are not happy; Maybe not, maybe "a sweet old song can touch your heartstrings ... all this, it turned out that I was romantic! This is just a play that I wrote and directed! With the passage of time ... there will be no tears on my face ... maybe I will forget and miss you more ... restrain my impulse! ?

22. Later I found out that I was romanticizing myself. I really think you should have a good talk in the group before I kill Matt.

23. I just don't want to talk to me and pretend that my mobile phone has no phone bill. So I brought this on myself. ?

Then, the four-month-long cold war began. The appearance of gpl caught me off guard. My possessiveness does not allow others to appear, but she is in front of me. I smiled and said that I was romantic. He came to me that day and told me that there were some things to think about, and I wouldn't come to you again. Ha ha! This is you. At noon that day, I slapped myself twice. The first told himself not to be emotionally attached to anyone, and the second told himself not to be so humble emotionally. I slowly began to live a good life. Although I still shed tears in the dead of night, I don't want to go back to my old life.

I used to think that we could be good, but now I understand that I was wrong. So I've been romanticizing myself? .

26, 20 18 weakened my family. I thought all the happy things could pass. So I'm being romantic. There are too many people in the circle. I don't want them to see my heart and come to Boli to talk about my feelings. I hope it won't be so difficult for me to struggle for two days after posting this article. 20 18 I hope I can think more about myself and put aside everyone in my family. Everything I think is wrong.

27. This is only a play written and directed by me. I thought you would be a little touched: I was originally sentimental; I thought I could have a happy Valentine's Day with you: from beginning to end.

28. People must bury themselves in their work: in fact, you are not happy. Do you think I'm funny, too? Many scenes on TV are by no means real life: I always hope to give you a little surprise during festivals, but in real life … everything. So I'm being romantic. ?

29. Video with my dad. The first sentence is: where is my baby? How is she? My dad said it was very good. He played with Hei Hu for a while and then went to bed. Now . . It turned out that I was romantic and thought that you would forget to eat and sleep for me. Senqi! Senqi!

30. Always think about how important you are in your heart, stay with you when you are sad, and laugh with you when you are happy. Maybe I'm being romantic again, thinking that you care about me, only to find out later that the promise is just a joke and an illusion. Sorry, forgive me for bothering you for so long. I'm sorry, it turned out that I was being romantic.

3 1, Lu Yao knows horsepower, and people will see it for a long time! Sudden disappointment, sudden sadness, it turns out that everything is too beautiful for me! I thought you didn't love it, at least you would care. It turned out that I was being romantic! From then on, we are all good and don't bother each other!

32. These days, it turns out that I am too romantic. I think you love me more than I thought. It turns out that everything is an illusion, so silly? .

I thought it was hope. So I'm being romantic. Knowing the ending, but still refusing to let go. Thank you for deleting me again. Looks like I can take more. Anthracene, you achieved your goal. Congratulations. ?

34. So what you said is just an excuse. You want to run away from me to find another person you love and complain that I'm still waiting for you to come back. It turned out that I thought too much, and I deserved it. Let's say goodbye and I won't bother you again. I hope you are uncomfortable every day, break up every day and feel uneasy every day. ?

35. It turns out that I think too much, and people are so happy, how can it be! This is just a romantic episode, isn't it?

You let me down again. So I'm being romantic. It's a good thing I didn't say? .

It turned out that he didn't even know that my father had passed away a year ago. It turns out that I have been romanticizing myself. In fact, women's sixth sense has always been accurate. Why deceive yourself?

38. I thought you would be a little touched: I'm romantic ... do you think I'm funny, too ... I always feel that I didn't do well enough before; Being a man is not tiring ... I always hope to give you a little surprise during the festival! ?

39. I thought you would be moved by waiting for you for a long time. It turned out that I was sentimental. I'm not looking for you. I'm just afraid you'll laugh. I'm inseparable from you. No matter how noisy the city is, it is empty without your company. Obviously, you came into my life, but in the end, I left with tears in my eyes. I know it's impossible to say good night to you every day as before. ?

40. I used to think that I didn't do well enough. From beginning to end, everything restrained my temper. So I'm being romantic.

4 1. I learned Chinese medicine today. You can sleep in after class early and class at night tomorrow. Teacher Wang cares about me today, and I am very happy. After the euphoria came down, I thought it was my self-love! It turned out to be true. I get along well with the people in the dormitory. I am no longer lonely, like a home, and get along well. ?

42. After being confirmed by facts, there is no reason to stay. So I have always been self-satisfied?

43. So I have been trying to change myself. Do you think I'm funny, too? It turned out that I was romantic: everything; From beginning to end: I always hope to give you a little surprise during the holiday season ...?

I am to blame, but I still foolishly think that you are really good to me. It turned out that I was selfish and wanted to introduce you. But you gave me a sentence. If you work for a month or two, tell her not to come. Hehe, I am too conceited for others to leave. what can I do? This is the heart. I'm too lazy to feel guilty if you like. .

45. I thought that as long as I tried my best to keep giving up, I would definitely touch you. It turned out that I was sentimental. I don't read as many books as you, and I'm not as smart as you. I just want to make a transparent crystal ball in front of you. There is nothing to hide, including my past ... Every time I want to see you, I am afraid to see you, because after seeing you, you ignore me. In your heart, I am so casual. Maybe I've always been just a spare tire . ?

46. It turned out that I was being romantic. Well, that's it. You don't have to disturb my life anyway. That's all I can do. You don't have me in your heart Why should I insist?

47. After hearing an irresponsible remark, it turns out that I have been romanticizing myself. Remember your words in the future. It's not worth going through fire and water to stop being a fool.

48. It turns out that I have romanticized myself for so long. It's me who clearly said goodbye, but it's me who is distressed and reluctant.

49. When I think of a past relationship, it turns out that I am sentimental and playing a one-man show! Narcissism and self-abuse? Laughing at yourself is miserable! ?

50. It turns out that I am sentimental. I won't do it next time. I won't send money if I don't know you online. I've known you for so long, and then I'll change friends. I'm really stupid. I wasted hundreds of dollars and didn't even have a chance to meet. It won't happen again. Let's go home! . no longer

5 1, I began to be extremely disappointed here, and gradually despaired! Well, let me have nothing to miss! Don't think that what I do is what I should do. I don't owe anyone. I did it before because I thought I did. I treat you as a friend, only to find that I am romantic! I don't regret what I did before, because I deserve it. Thank you for letting me see everything clearly and strengthening my goal! Goodbye, the friend I once thought! Goodbye, thank you for letting me see all this clearly!

52. It turned out that I was being romantic. Love is fake, everything is fake, only I am stupid single dog?

I heard a cat meowing from downstairs, so I quickly changed my clothes and went downstairs to see what I could feed. I didn't know it was someone else's cat until I went downstairs. Oh, am I sentimental? .

54. I thought you would be moved by waiting for you for a long time. It turned out that I was sentimental. In fact, I understand that at our age, no one's life is anyone's. ?

55. It turns out that I think too much. I thought I was nice to others. At least he can feel enough. Hehe, it turns out that I brought this on myself, no matter who he is. After all, I won't have any understanding. Why should I be wronged? ?

56. I thought I could have a happy Valentine's Day with you. The initiative in love must be a man! I have been hoping to give you a little surprise during the festival, thinking that you would be a little moved. Everything, everything! It turned out that I was being romantic! Would rather miss it, from beginning to end. If this man doesn't take the initiative?

57. I thought you would be moved by waiting for you for a long time. It turned out that I was being romantic! In fact, I understand that no one is anyone's life at this age. I admit, I will still miss you in the dead of night. I'm not looking for you. I'm afraid you'll laugh at me. I can't live without you. I can't love others, but I love you very much. No matter how noisy the city is, it is empty without your company.

58. I thought you would be moved by waiting for you for a long time. So I'm being romantic. Although I understand that no one is a lifetime at this age, I admit that I will still miss you in the dead of night. I'm not looking for you. I'm afraid you laugh. I can't live without you. Everyone I met later was better than you, but I didn't love you as much as you did. Obviously, you suddenly broke into my world, and finally I cried and begged you not to leave. You are the last person I fell in love with after I lost the ability to love others. Actually, I hate to let you go, but it's no use saying anything. The whole world can see my sadness. Only you, my tenderness is so much, I gave it to you. How can I smile at others? I can tolerate cheating all over the world, but you cheat me. What should I do? I can't say good night to you every day as before.