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Industry couplet daquan

Industry couplet daquan

Part I: Six books all over the world.

Bottom line: it's worth a thousand dollars in an instant (sculpture shop)

The first part: the golden knife flies to the official seal

Bottom line: sharp eyes on the slightest (sculpture shop)

The first part: The career is now engraved.

Bottom line: Wenxin has a carving shop since ancient times.

The first part: the stylus can write thousands of household numbers.

Bottom line: Knife workers can cut thousands of names (carving shops).

Part I: Knife and Pen are not collectors of knives and pens.

Bottom line: Palmprint is not a palmprint person (carving shop)

Part one: cut green and red in spring.

Part II: Embroidering embroidered leaves (clothing store)

The first part: nine areas of promoting agricultural development and implementing good governance.

Bottom line: 30-year-old wealthy families are swaying in the spring breeze (poverty alleviation)

The first part: I am willing to keep poverty as a stumbling block.

Bottom line: don't let Wanda be a ladder (teacher)

The first part: the beauty of ingenuity.

Part II: Sweat irrigates the human spring (tailor)

The first part: the integrity cutting in a harmonious society.

Part II: Colorful Life, Skillful Drawing (Tailor)

The first part: Spring is bursting.

Bottom line: Mei Ying is beaming, and Mei Ying has a haircut.

Part one: This book is full of fun.

Bottom line: the flowers in the painting are fragrant (painting and calligraphy shop)

The first part: the cow praises the cow, and the public servant is willing to be a boy.

The second part: the tiger sings the tiger, and the soldiers will cast the Great Wall.

The first part: Spring breeze blows on your face, and birds sing to bring good news.

Bottom line: Drain the rain to nourish the heart, and the green place in Qian Shan reflects the red glow (environmental protection).

The first part: cheerful, energetic and ambitious.

Bottom line: the spring breeze caresses your face, your eyebrows are clear and your spirit is beautiful (barber shop)

Part one: Spring breeze and rain make peach blossoms and plums bloom.

The second part: Lingyun Qifeng Teng Jiao's new pen

The first part: the history of the Spring Festival.

Part II: Fuzhi Ming Ge Wanguxin (Antique Collection)

Part I: Clever hand-embroidered colorful scenery.

Bottom line: encyclopedia of real job description (handicraft shop)

Part I: Water control and mountain cultivation

Part two: plant flowers and raise birds, and birds sing and smell flowers.

The first part: the trees are lush and the mountains and rivers are covered with slopes. Freehand brushwork has no intention of planting green brocade.

Bottom line: There are lifelike feet and green branches on the forest powder ridge and at the bottom of Bipugou.

The first part: The green spots in the shed and the fragrance in the garden have entered the new picture of the farm.

Bottom line: an inscription on the grass, a signature before the flower, and a big article expressing crops and crops.

The first part: Fashion in all directions is eye-catching.

Bottom line: Store 1 got drunk in Chunfeng (clothing store).

The first part: Taste it early, and there are hundreds of delicious foods to taste.

Bottom line: wine with feelings, warm fragrance at four o'clock (hotel)

Part I: Like jade, guests are happy.

Bottom line: Xinbi Gold Financial Road (store link)

The first part: choose a basket of spring scenery.

Bottom line: the true feelings of the four seasons (vegetable shop couplets)

Part I: The magical system is the third spring scene.

The second part: Skillfully tailoring the clothes of the four seasons (sewing shop)

The first part: tooth firmness is free from three meals.

Part II: Toothstick is delicious (dentist)

The first part: A panacea for clearing away thousands of miles of fog.

Part II: Breaking the Sky with a Golden Needle (Medicine)

The first part: Save the wounded and rescue the dying and leave the spring scenery.

The second part: heal the wounded and rescue the dying, reflect the heart (medical treatment)

Part I: Zheng Hui New Village, the fertile soil of Niu Geng.

Bottom line: National Day students, people sing well-off Wan Li Spring (new countryside)

Part one: spend time with your beauty without being ashamed.

Bottom line: I can go wild and sink fish through my wonderful method (beauty shop)

The first part: The platform is three feet long, which can be said at all times and at all times.

Part II: A piece of chalk can describe the world, rivers and mountains (education).

Part one: Although diners are nameless giants,

Bottom line: There are good wines and delicacies in the cups and plates (restaurants).

The first part: three fresh and six dishes, fragrant for thousands of miles.

Part two: Wan Le's home with eight bowls and five dishes.

Part one: Green clothes like to send thousands of letters.

Downstream: Li Yin (post and telecommunications), New Wan Chuan, Yinxian County.

Part I: Decorating the world

Part II: Lighting (Lighting Store)

The first part: Respecting teachers and teaching Xingbang Road.

Bottom line: Educate Li Peitao to get rich (school)

The first part: the platform shows wisdom to three feet

Part II: Yun Geng (school) sows rain on fertile soil.

Part one: I only wish a thousand red flowers.

Part II: Why worry about the frost on the temples (preschool education)

Part one: Time series reminds people of the sun and the moon.

The second part: Zhong Sheng advises you to love time (watch shop)

Part 1: Follow the wind and follow the track from dawn to dusk.

Downlink: Send Welcome to Little Global (Railway Station)

Part I: Jewelry is dazzling.

Bottom line: silver and silk are dazzling and brilliant (jewelry store)

The first part: Smile lasts forever.

Part II: Forever Youth (Photo Studio)

The first part: one step to the sky, leaving the old year in full bloom.

Bottom line: Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea, Colorful New Year (Fireworks Shop)

The first part: they are all iron faces.

Part II: Ten Thousand Hairies Spirit (Public Security)

Shanglian: selfless law enforcement conforms to public opinion

Bottom line: moderate sentencing, honest party style (court)

Part I: Planting trees and listening to birds singing.

Part II: Fish Tour (Environmental Protection)

Part I: Few people care about fireworks.

Bottom line: Although the store is a small matter related to the national economy and people's livelihood (grain and oil store)

The first part: cold, warm, cloudy and sunny. Close your eyes.

Part two: wind, frost, rain and snow are in my heart (weather station)

Part I: Go astray and swallow the bitter fruit.

The second part: Return to the right path and turn over a new leaf (reeducation through labor)

Part I: Ice slurry and jade liquid in water.

Bottom line: clean body, simple body, precious seat (tofu shop)

Part 1: Keep the road safe, even if there is a storm.

The second part: What does the image of the big eaves say about cold and heat (traffic police)

The first part: a brand-new look, starting from scratch

Bottom line: the old face pushes the lamp (barber shop)

Part I: Plastic surgery to get rid of the old appearance.

Part II: Get a haircut and get a new look (make-up point)

Part I: Enlightening wisdom is more important than grasping it early.

Part II: Cultivating people focuses on casting souls (education).

Part one: If you work hard, you will reap fruitful results.

Bottom line: study hard at a cold window and cultivate talents (education)

Part 1: Keep your hands clean and wash away the dirt.

Bottom line: a cavity of blood washes the dust (discipline inspection)

Part one: medical treatment, medical treatment and old customs.

Part II: Make a statement and cultivate a new style (medical and health)

Part I: People's feelings are as deep as water.

Downstream: the tax law is as heavy as a mountain (tax)

The first part: five guarantees to increase longevity and spring

Bottom line: Three Yang Kai Tai to Ankang (Five Guarantees)

Shanglian: The road network is vertical and horizontal, extending in all directions and the scenery is harmonious.

The second part: the traffic in spring is vast and colorful (traffic)

Part I: Start a business and get rich.

Bottom line: A new journey of architectural inspiration (housewarming)

The first part: the new situation of exotic plants and wonderful flowers.

Bottom line: You Lan Ya Ju Jinxiu Heshan (Garden)

Part I: Famous sayings and quatrains that have been passed down through the ages.

Bottom line: Painting, Calligraphy and Poetry Association benefits Kyushu (Painting and Calligraphy Society)

The first part: the button instantly leaves a beautiful picture.

Bottom line: the prescription in the aperture ring (photo studio)

The first part: Before and after the crop, fresh vegetable crops are flourishing.

Bottom line: In spring, summer, autumn and winter, the greenhouse is in season (plastic greenhouse).

Part 1: The pot is small enough to hold the whole world.

The second part: Drinking tea in Kyushu (Minglou)

Part one: The silent gardener, burying his head in the lamp, forgot to sing the chicken.

Downward: Students, go to Shushan to borrow Harle (school).

The first part: BMW jumped into China to show its love to the public.

Downward: Dongfeng Yu Xiang, comfortable Mercedes-Benz (car franchise store)

The first part: the spring breeze of credit, fish swimming in the running water.

Downstream: UnionPay Jinsui, who lives in Futian (rural credit cooperative)

The first part: Bilin array closed to the wind and sand

Part II: Jade Bird Singing and Dew in Spring Rain (Ministry of Forestry)

Part I: Four Wild Silver Makeups, It's freezing and snowy.

Part II: Fresh vegetables in greenhouse (solar greenhouse) in spring.

Part I: Prevent diseases and insects, and increase production.

Downstream: low toxicity, high efficiency and safety (pesticide specialty store)

Part one: Everything goes well.

Bottom line: inextricably linked (hair salon)

The first part: Take a picture of jade in a happy moment.

Downward: Resident in Hongyan in Spring (photo studio)

The first part: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Winter, until the four seasons.

Downward: east, west, north and south, harvest in all directions (agricultural machinery professional households)

The first part: Nine-domain customs and three-river charm.

Part II: Youth Color, Fashion Trend (Fashion Shop)

The first part: Hedong Xinhe people, sowing three gold in spring.

Downstream: official UnionPay card, which can be exchanged with Kyushu (Rural Credit Cooperative).

The first part: Farmer Yan Zi has the title of early spring.

Bottom line: Woye Silver Hoe (agriculture)

Part one: I failed to close the moon when I stepped into the door.

Bottom line: when you leave the store, you can be ashamed of flowers (beauty clothes)

Part I: Who is interested in children's fun and elegance?

Part II: Laughter, Singing and Applause (Kindergarten)

The first part: spring is full, clear water eulogizes ambition.

Part II: The gentle wind is coming, and Cangshan dances to comfort the spirit (Martyrs Cemetery)

Part I: Take care of the fresh environment

Part II: Sweep out a different life (sanitation cleaner)

The first part: I love sowing spring and will always make great achievements in the future.

The second part: energy saving and environmental protection, drawing a blueprint for prosperity (energy saving and environmental protection)

Part I: Small profits but quick turnover, rich financial resources.

Downstream: Send True Love Business Red (Wholesale Department)

The first part: Love is related to agriculture, countryside and farmers, and one side is in full bloom in spring.

The second part: heart to heart, the spring breeze is booming in nine years (credit cooperatives)

The first part: colored pens depict spring, and spring dyes thousands of fields.

Downlink: Credit cooperatives sow rain, which nourishes everything in the garden (credit cooperatives)

The first part: Crossing the peak, ICBC wrote shocking sentences.

Bottom line: celebrities are on the tiger list, and gold cards are condensed into moving poems (ICBC)

The first part: Accumulate jade and accumulate gold, and all industries will flourish.

Downstream: Qian Hui Bank (Industrial and Commercial Bank of China) after excellent merchants.

The first part: Yao Huang, Weizi, where ten thousand peonies are called the national color.

Bottom line: Huan Fei, Yan Shou, a gold card, Mu Tianxiang (ICBC).

The first part: Jinse pops up a thousand beautiful songs.

The bottom line: excellent fertility comes to a spring (family planning)

Part One: Hongyan sends books, and the green card sends flowers to Wan Li.

Downlink: satellite network, the ends of the earth are like villages (posts)

Shanglian: the village is prosperous, and the industry is like spring flowers.

Bottom line: People in Kangning are like flying horses (village committees).

The first part: The Party gave Hou Fu a warm heart.

Bottom line: healthy old sunset red (superior room)