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I am a divorce registrar, and every divorce is weird!

The man has thick eyebrows and big bright eyes. He wears a black T-shirt with a tie and a milky-white Buddhist bead around his neck. I swallowed, and the man's appearance and temperament were very much like Li Jing from Three Lives, Three Worlds and Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms. Next to Li Jing was a gentle woman wearing a denim overalls with light makeup on her fair and delicate face.

After the two of them filled out the information, I asked them if they were sure about the divorce.

The gentle girl said nothing and looked up at Li Jing.

Li Jing’s eyes were red, and the left corner of his resolute and slightly angular face could not help but tremble.

The aggrieved and pitiful expression made my hormones surge.

After a moment of silence, Li Jing squeezed out a few words from his thick and sexy mouth: Ignore this marriage. Li Jing grabbed Wen Wan's hand, intertwined it with hers, and pulled her out of the glass room.

The uncle and aunt lingered at the door for a long time. In order to encourage them to come in, I pretended not to see it.

The uncle finally walked in with small steps. His slightly gray hair was neatly styled, and his gray T-shirt was washed slightly white. His right hand kept the leather brown satchel on his shoulder from swinging around, and his left hand It seems to be placed nowhere.

The uncle asked in a low voice: Can divorce mediation be handled here?

Sister L asked him: Are the two parties sure about divorce?

The uncle said: No divorce, no divorce, I just want to talk to the government about our current marital status.

The uncle looked at the aunt and said: If you have any situation, tell the government and see what the government thinks about it.

The aunt wiped away her tears and choked: What can I say? There is nothing left to say.

The uncle said, then if you don’t say anything, then I will?

The aunt was speechless. She clutched the blue shopping bag with her left hand tightly and continued to wipe her tears with her right hand.

The uncle said: When she was young, she went to the director to file a marriage report, and she was beaten. She actually pulled the curtains and windows tightly, and she didn’t know what the two of them were doing inside.

I suppressed my laughter and waited expressionlessly for him to continue.

The uncle’s eyes were wandering, and his left hand kept pulling on the clothes on his left chest, as if the clothes would never be pulled flat.

The uncle continued: I asked, she didn’t know what was going on, and she got angry with the boss. Let’s forget it. I won’t mention it for so long. Recently...

A woman with dyed yellow hair rushed in.

The yellow-haired girl shouted: What procedures are needed for divorce!

I was very worried about my uncle’s heart and thought about whether to call the hospital.

The uncle gave the yellow-haired girl a strong and sad look.

The yellow-haired girl rushed out after receiving the confirmed answer.

The uncle cleared his throat and continued: We went out to play together, and her sister opened a room for her and wanted to sleep with her, but my sister’s husband didn’t sleep with me that night. Who knows if they slept together? Went together. I'll just let this matter go. This morning, she and I went out to buy groceries. A man in the neighborhood talked to her for a long time and even pushed me to the side. The man stood in the middle and refused to leave. What was he thinking? ? I...

The yellow-haired girl rushed in again, her burly figure squeezing the uncle against the wall.

The yellow-haired girl asked angrily: How many photos do you want?

The yellow-haired girl rushed out again after receiving the confirmed answer.

I tried hard not to smile, but kept muttering in my heart, sister, did the monkey send you here?

The uncle was stunned for a long time, and then continued: Let’s talk about the recent class reunion. She chatted with the male classmate for a long time, and when she saw me coming in, she actually made a cough cough cough sound! This was a clear reminder to that man not to let me discover his adultery! She has done so many wrong things, yet she even filed for divorce from me!

Hearing this, I couldn’t help but sigh at the wonder of the Creator. My brain circuit is so strange.

The aunt asked: Have you finished speaking?

The uncle stared at his little eyes and whispered: It’s over.

The aunt wiped away her tears, walked to the table and sat down, with a loud voice: You can also comment, my daughter was only lost for three hours when she was young, so he took my daughter to do it. Paternity test! I just talked a few words with others, and he said that I was cheating on him. My daughter couldn't stand him anymore. My son-in-law never came. Now my daughter is also afraid of her father, saying that he doesn't care about our affairs anymore. , I have endured him for thirty years, and I can't stand it for a moment anymore. This life is over!

The more the aunt talked, the angrier she became, and tears flowed down her swollen face.

At this time, Li Jing and Wen Wannu walked in.

Li Jing still looked pitiful, so the aunt moved her body to make room for Li Jing and his wife.

I asked Li Jing and his wife: Are the two parties sure about divorce?

The two nodded.

I organized the information and was about to press the print button. The gentle woman said: Wait a minute.

The gentle woman picked up the phone and wanted to make a call. Li Jing held Wen Wannu's hand.

Li Jing said: I will be good to my wife.

So Wen Wannu was taken away from the glass room by Li Jing.

A man in his forties wearing dark green clothes and sunglasses walked in.

He stretched his neck and asked: Is this divorce certificate real?

Sister L turned it over and said, "It's true. Her name is written on it." Sister L pointed at me and said.

The dark green man chuckled: It’s okay if it’s true.

The dark green man strode out just as he came.

The aunt was much quieter at this time. The uncle walked to the door and said: Wife, let’s go home and cook.

The aunt sighed, followed the uncle out of the glass room with her shopping bag.

I looked at the sky. There were a few white clouds floating quietly in the sky, and the room was quiet, as if nothing happened.

Li Jing finally came back. Without saying a word, I quickly typed up the divorce certificate and sent it to the two of them. Li Jing took it and walked away alone, and the woman chased after her.

Where is the yellow-haired girl? I don't know, I didn't see her rushing in again. What a woman like the wind.

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Owner: Chongchong Luanfeifei Time: 2017-09-19 15:28:37

The woman was sitting on a chair in the divorce room, wearing yellow casual clothes on her thin body. She had no satchel, and her red and swollen eyes were staring blankly at the screen of her mobile phone. The spots dotted on both sides of her eyes were vaguely visible under the reflection of the light from the screen.

The one-year-old child was playing on the chair next to the woman. The child's face was yellowish, and his eyes looked big and bright on his thin face. The child was very excited and shouted "Daddy, Daddy". His limbs were twisting and turning.

What a noisy child.

The number of people handling the matter gradually increased, and the children were still shouting.

Sister L asked the woman: Where is the man?

The woman did not raise her head: she was going to copy materials.

Sister L said: Other people were in a bad mood when they were getting divorced. Such noise from the children would affect others. Please take the children out and wait for the man to come in later.

Explain: Both parties need to be present to handle the formalities.

The woman raised her plain yellow face and looked into the distance with her red and swollen eyes. She said: I have nowhere to go.

I couldn’t help but feel sad. Is this telling her about her current situation?

Sister Liu said: How come there is no place to go? Are there so many seats outside?

The woman went out with the child in her arms, and the child's screams filled the entire hall.

The woman shouted "Stop making noise!".

The child was quiet for a few seconds and continued to yell.

"Pa", a loud slap came, and the child burst into tears.

Hey, this mother couldn't control her emotions and vented her anger on her young child.

After a long time, the child finally calmed down. A thirty-year-old man wearing a white T-shirt walked into the glass door with his child in his arms. The man had sharp eyes, dark skin, a strong build, strong arms, and thick finger joints.

The child in the man's arms was holding a large set of keys and looking carefully. The big and old car keys were attracting his attention.

Hmm, for children, method is the most important. Hitting and scolding can only be counterproductive. It seems that there is a reason why children like their father very much.

The woman suddenly asked me: If one party dies after divorce, who will have the custody of the child?

I looked at the woman’s anxious face in surprise, feeling depressed and sad.

Does this woman mean to commit suicide after my divorce is over? I couldn't help but shudder when I thought about it.

The man hurriedly said: All the children belong to me.

The woman said: I don’t want anything, just two children.

The man smiled bitterly: How can you support two children if you don’t even have a job.

The woman wiped her tears and said: If I can’t feed them, I will die.

I am really worried that women will do something wrong and regret it for the rest of their lives.

The man said to me: I had never thought about divorce. My child is in poor health and has intermittent pneumonia. My wife is now having a hard time taking care of two children and she is anxious to divorce me.

The woman said: I take care of my two children day and night, and my parents-in-law are not willing to lend a hand. That day I took the child to the hospital for an injection. The child’s blood vessels are small, and the injection can only come from It was inserted into the child's head. You can also see that my child was very active and couldn't sit still. I was so tired that when I got home, his parents didn't leave any food for me and even called me a pig for not coming back so late. My father-in-law looks down on me, and takes out his anger on me every time he doesn't get what he wants. He says all kinds of unpleasant things to me. My mother-in-law never takes the initiative to help me take care of my children. My eldest son is already in elementary school, and my mother-in-law only went to pick him up three times. She You can happily play mahjong every day, but they ignore me when I need help the most. I would be very grateful to her if she could help me even a little bit, but she didn't do it.

I asked her: Are his parents like this to others?

The woman said: No, they treat their eldest daughter-in-law very well, but they treat me like an outsider. I can’t stay in such a family for a moment.

Woman, maybe you should think about why your parents-in-law don’t want to see you.

The man said: You don’t know the situation of my family. I have a powder shop at home. I have to get up at four o’clock every day to prepare. My parents are almost 70 years old and they still have to help with the work in the shop. Cooking and eating for dozens of people at home. It’s normal to want to relax after get off work. She is always very sensitive and thinks badly of my parents. In fact, they are her own children and they are all for the good of this family. She can’t always Considerate, not sensible enough. Today during dinner, she loudly said that she wanted to divorce me in front of so many people. Can I not divorce her?

The woman said: If your family treats me better and helps me take care of the child, will I want a divorce? I have to eat with your family every day, and listening to your family yelling at me is like chewing wax. I can no longer get along with your family.

I asked the woman: Where are your own parents? Can they come over and help?

The woman shook her head and said: My hometown is in another place and my parents can't come over.

I asked the man: Is there any way to live alone? When a large family lives together, there will definitely be conflicts.

The man said: The house may be demolished, and when the house is divided, you can live alone.

The woman said nothing, lowered her head and wiped tears.

I looked at the time and said: It’s too late today and I can’t handle it. Please go back and think about it!

The two slowly walked out.

Did they get divorced later? I haven't seen them come back. I will tell you when I come back one day.