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The latest txt "The Complete Works of Du Boss's Monthly Rise"

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That morning, there was a sea of people from Nanjing Road to the Bund. As we all know, there will be a tram opening ceremony in the concession, and people come from all directions, so we have a sneak peek.

This tram was built by a British businessman when he founded the tram company in 1905. It took three years to complete from the present Tibet Road to the east of Nanjing Road and then to the Bund of Nanjing East Road.

Du When they arrived, I saw 10,000 flags around a part of the roof, and a tram carrying 24 people could stop on the track. The onlookers pointed excitedly, but no one dared to get too close. Because there was a "tram, tram, there was electricity on the bus, and you were electrocuted!" "

In order to dispel the rumor, the British thought of a good way, put up a big slogan on both sides of the carriage, "Public can sit, public can be stable, public can be fast, and public can be cheap", and invited several foreigners and the famous comprador in Shanghai to take the first tram, just like leading comrades are eating cucumbers and drinking milk on TV now, in order to dispel everyone's doubts.

On this day, the comprador and the sea welcomed the bank comprador Zhu, the first gentry in Shanghai and the comprador Zheng of British American Tobacco Company respectively.

Zhu was the first president of the Shanghai General Chamber of Commerce comprador by British businessmen and foreign companies. ...