Please give me more than 40 bad jokes. If I am satisfied, I will give you extra points.

1. Why is the silkworm baby rich?==gt; Because it can spin cocoons (thrifty)

2. Why doesn’t the little white rabbit marry a zebra?==gt; Because Mother Rabbit said tattoos are not a good thing

3. When will Taiwan be reunified? ==gt; When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles)

4. What threads do monkeys not like? ==gt;Parallel lines (because there is no intersectionlt;Banana gt;)

5. When chocolate and tomatoes fight, why does chocolate win?==gt;Because of the chocolate bar

6. What happens if a shark eats mung beans? ==gt; It turns into mung bean paste

7. What happens when a match is burned and goes to the hospital? ==gt; Cotton swab

8. How did Lin Daiyu die? ==gt; Falling to death (Sister Lin fell from the sky)

9. A pig said: "Come on" and give him some food?== gt；Chocolate

10. Potato stabbed Baozi fatally, what happened?==gt;turned into bean paste (killed) Bao

11.What animal likes to stick on the wall? Go up?==gt; seal (report)

12. Why do foxes often fall?==gt; Because foxes are very cunning (slippery feet)

13.4 people are fighting in the house Mahjong, why did the police come and take away 5 people==gt; Because the person they beat was called "Mahjong"

14. When do you like to drink soda?==gt; When you are alone (when When you are lonely, you will miss soda)

15. When I went to a teahouse to drink tea with an egg, what happened? ==gt; It turned into a tea egg

16. There was an egg A buck, it walked, faster and faster, what happened in the end?==gt; It turned into a highway

17. One day Mung Bean committed suicide by jumping off the 5th floor and died. A lot of blood, how is it?==gt; turned into a red bean

18. Why does the plane fly so high without hitting the stars?==gt; Because the stars will flash

19. Corn wanted to be fashionable and got a perm. What was the result? ==gt; turned into popcorn

20. What kind of mouse walks on two legs? ==gt; Mickey Mouse

21. What kind of duck walks on two legs? ==gt; All ducks walk on two legs (do you want to talk about the old duck)

22. The lady’s business is not good now, why? ==gt; bird flu

23. What kind of people can’t work in gas stations? ==gt; People who are slippery (the oil gun slips)

24. Are the dumplings boys or girls? ==gt; Boys are because the dumplings have foreskins

25. People wearing golden clothes==gt; A surprise (gold) People

26. A bee stung on the calendar==gt; the wind (bee) and the sun (calendar)

27. A bear came over==gt; be prepared Come (come with bear)

28. Don’t drop your mobile phone into the toilet==gt; don’t miss the opportunity (wet)

29. There are ten sheep, nine of them squat In the sheepfold==gt; cadence (one sheep squatting wrong)

30. How to quiet a sparrow?==gt; press it (silence)

31. Transparent What kind of sword is a sword? ==gt; Invisible (sword)

32. What do African cannibal chiefs eat? Answer: Eat people. So what if the chief wants to be a vegetarian? ==gt; Eat vegetative people

33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? ==gt; The dinosaurs went to make movies

34. Xiaobai is very similar to his brother, do you know why? ==gt; Really like Dabai

35. How about an egg that went swimming in the Songhua River? ==gt; turned into a Songhua Egg

36. How about an egg that went to Shandong? = =gt; turned into a Lu (stewed) egg

37. There is an egg that is homeless, how about it? =

=gt; turned into a wild egg

38. An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. How about? ==gt; turned into a missile

39. How about an egg that ran into the flowers?==gt; turned into a flower

40. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea?==gt ; Became a salty-egg superman

41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua went to the beach to compete and tell jokes. After telling the jokes, they died. Why?==gt;Because of the tsunami (laughing)

42. Why don’t men go out? ==gt; Because as soon as they go out, they become laymen

43. Why can’t you see God’s dick? ==gt; Tianji (天 secret) Chicken) must not be leaked

44. Why does the iceberg only have one tip?==gt; Because the other tip was broken by the Titanic

45. How to prevent ducks from Fly away?==gt;Give it a wing (It’s hard to fly with wings)

46. Who doesn’t have a phone?==gt;Tianyi (a seamless phone)

47. Ma Jiajue I once said to me privately: "A knife that is extremely blunt is the most lethal." Why? ==gt; Because it is a hammer

48. Why did Chang'e rush to the moon?== gt; Hou Yi shoots for nine days, even an immortal can't stand it

49. Xiao Hei, Xiao Bai, Xiao Huang, and Xiao Hong are on a plane. Who will faint and vomit? = =gt; Little White Rabbit (vomit)

50. There was a fat man who jumped from a tall building. What happened?==gt; He became a dead fat man

51. There were two A person has fallen into a trap. A dead person is called a dead person, and a living person is called a dead person?==gt;Help

52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin, or lion skin?==gt;rubber Rubbing (bad eraser)

53. What are you afraid of with cloth and paper? ==gt; not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only (paper) afraid of just in case

54. Next appearance This guest is the pride of our Chinese men. He is a singer. Guess who it is?==gt; Ancient Giant Chicken

55. Which song has "Coco Lee" in its lyrics?==gt; The moon represents my heart (Li Min How Deeply I Love You)

56. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? ==gt; Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

57. Which Kirin is the most delicious? ==gt; ice cream

58. Which Kirin is the fastest? ==gt; Michelin

59. The symptoms of constipation Because (name a foreign star)==gt; Stallone (the shit is too thick)

60. In the city or in the countryside, which place’s river is more rapid?==gt; In the countryside, because the river in the countryside is too rapid (Why rush each other)

61. A, B, C, D, E, Ji, Geng, Xin, which word is the coolest? ==gt; D (Thong)

62. There is a room where pigeons will hide==gt; I hide your song (pigeon) on the roof

63. What should you do at 12 o'clock in the evening? = =gt; cramming, because you crammed before (zero)

64. Police, gangster, soldier, who is the thinnest?==gt; gangster (gangster professor - thinner)

65. There was an idiot who took off the toilet on the plane and threw it out. Guess why?==gt; Because he is an idiot

66. How many brothers does Aladdin have?==gt; Three (Ala Jia, Ala B, Ala B)

67. A group of eunuchs are chatting, guess an idiom==gt; nonsense (no chicken talk)

68 .How much is a heart worth?==gt; One hundred million (one heart and one mind)

69. Which one is dumb, the sun, the moon, or the stars?==gt; Stars (The stars in the sky do not speak - Lu Binghua)

69. What is the surname of pencil? ==gt; Xiao, sharpen (Xiao) pencil

70. What color is best imitated? Red (Moulin) imitation

71. Who will help you refill your meal when you are full?==gt; Feilong, because

Fei Long Zai Tian

72. A puppy died while traveling in the desert. How did he die?==gt; He died of suffocation because there were no telephone poles in the desert. Pee

A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but it still suffocated to death. Why? ==gt; There is a sign "No peeing here" on the pole

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole without anything attached to it, but it still suffocated to death. Why?==gt; Many puppies were waiting in line and didn’t wait

A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole without anything attached to it. He even got in line, but he still suffocated to death. Why?==gt; Because there were two beautiful dog girls behind him, and he was embarrassed.

73. Who among the wolf, tiger and lion will definitely be eliminated when playing the game? ==> Wolf, because - Momotaro (eliminates the wolf)

74. Which historical figure owes the most Bian?==gt; Su Wu Muyang Beihai Beach (bian)

75. Which figure in history ran the fastest?==gt; Cao Cao

76. Cars can fly , please guess a drink==gt; Coffee (Car Fly)

77. There was a steamed bun in front of me, and I ate a meatball. How is it?==gt; It turned into a steamed bun

78. Who gave me the love-forgetting water? ==gt; Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of love-forgetting water")

79. There is a white cat and a black cat, white The cat fell into the water, and the black cat rescued it. What did the white cat say to the black cat?==gt; meow

80. Xiao Ming’s grandfather was brushing his teeth and singing at the same time, may I ask? Why?==gt; I’m brushing dentures

81. How heavy are the stars in the sky?==gt; Eight grams (starbucks)

82. Taiwan is part of China ( Name a Chinese herbal medicine)==gt; Angelica

83. The Jade Emperor sneezes (name a city)==gt; Tianjin

84. Why do wild geese fly here in autumn? Go south?==gt; It will be too slow if you go

85. The farmer raises 10 cows and only has 19 horns. Why?==gt;There is one rhinoceros

86. Pangpang is a well-known diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but did not dare to jump off. Why?==gt; Because there is no water below

87. A taxi The car was driving normally on the road without violating any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why?==gt; The policeman wanted to take a taxi

88. What kind of chicken has no wings?==gt ; Frog

89. What is something that is comfortable and effortless to hit? ==gt; Doze

90. What product has the manufacturing date and expiration date on the same day? ?==gt; Newspaper

91. What books can’t be bought in bookstores?==gt; Suicide note

92. The best-selling book?==gt; Female Secretary

93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it. Why?==gt; My mother said that those who hang out online all day are not good people

94. The panda loved the little deer deeply, but was rejected when he expressed his love. Why? ==gt; The little deer said timidly: My mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad boys

95. Who is in the meeting at the zoo? Didn’t go to participate?==gt; Lion (I went to contact you because the lion was "lost")

96. The fat man sat in a sedan chair (name a place)==gt; Yugoslavia

97. Part 1 Toilet (name a Hong Kong female artist)==gt; Mok Wenwei (reason: Mo Wenwei)

98. Grandpa, father, or brother, who will shed tears after listening to mother's words?==gt; Grandpa (Yeye) Thinking of mother’s words, sparkling tears

99. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married a spider. Why?==gt; Because this mother bee loves to surf the Internet

100. It’s easy during the day, but sad at night (hit a building)==gt; single-plank bridge