Talk about it calmly and arrogantly.

1, the man pulls and throws, hanging around in my blacklist.

I am not afraid of being betrayed by a man, because I will betray before he betrays.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

4. Women spend men's grass, other flowers that should not be spent, and other grasses that should not be planted.

Didn't you say you love me? I have lived for it all my life!

6. I don't want to go back alive when I come to this world.

7. A man's face is bigger than his ass, and his self-esteem is weaker than his penis.

8. Women should stand behind men. Give your body at any time.

9. Between men and women, there is always ambiguity before there is love.

10, I told myself, whether I am happy or not, I must be strong and live!

1 1. A man is like a dollar coin, with stripes on the front and chrysanthemums on the back.

12, our feelings are as strong as RMB.

13, people in this life, not only by relationship, but also by ability.

14, perhaps because he is too young to know what treasure is.

15. Feelings are nothing and are not worth being hurt by so many people.

16, at this moment, we must live proudly.

17, I came to this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

18, I live on one breath of oxygen, and oxygen is you.

19, we should face the sun and live proudly.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.

Be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time.

23. I came into this world with no intention of going back alive.

24, brothers are United, and the enemy is 3,000?

25. My brother has given me glory, and I am even crazier than the sky.

26. Brothers are people who shed tears and shed blood together. Who moved my brother? I made him disappear.

27. Brother, I have something to say to my buddy. Although my buddy is not very good, I can get you a knife!

28. When you come out to mix, you always have to return the keywords. They make us cry, and we make them bleed.

29. If you dare to break my sister's heart, I will break yours completely …

30, Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, not touching his sister

3 1, you kill me, since I came to this world alive, I have no intention of going back alive.

32. Men are nothing, but sisters are king.

Even if there are only five minutes left in the world, we will be crazy together.

34. Either live well or die quickly!

35, men are reliable, why do you need a divorce certificate?

36. It is said that men are feminine. In fact, women are not much better, but men are obvious and women are introverted.

37. Women are tools to make human beings, while men are human beings who use tools.

38. You said I was your woman, so may I ask if you are my man?

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

40. Women's success lies in shaping their own men to make more women like them.

4 1, in real life, men can never resist the temptation of the lower body.

42, I think that person, who dares to rob, my sister shot her.

43. Men's Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor man, going home at 9 o'clock at night is an alcoholic, going home at 12 o'clock at night is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.

44. What I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of men's dysmenorrhea and abortion.

45. Twenty people are Pentium, thirty are Microsoft, Rhapsody in July is Panasonic, and fifty are Lenovo.

46. Men are awesome. Kneel between a woman's legs

47. Men change cars when they have money, change houses when they have money, and change wives when they have money.

48. Live well or die quickly.

49. A man's goodness is only known to every woman around him.

50. Men are like chewing gum. The more you chew, the less you taste.

Cool and domineering classic funny quotations

Cool and domineering classic funny quotations

1, in a bad mood today. I only have four words to say. Including this sentence and the first two sentences. I finished ...

2. Look at beautiful women in the street. If you look up, you will appreciate them. If you look down, you will be a hooligan.

Money treats me like dirt, and I treat money like dirt! It's all dirt. Who's afraid of who?

4, lie on your back tonight, get up early tomorrow, lie prone tomorrow night, support the day after tomorrow ... exercise, sometimes it is as simple as that.

I know I am not a handsome guy, but someone saw my full moon photo and said that my left nostril was idolized.

6. Don't call children rabbits, because from a genetic point of view, it's not good for parents.

7. Real steamed bread is omnipotent. You can eat it when you are hungry. If you want to eat cake, pat the steamed bread flat; If you want to eat noodles, comb the steamed bread with a comb; If you want a hamburger, cut the steamed bread and eat it. ...

8. The man's inner beauty refers to the inside of the bra, not the heart.

9. But I read the so-called criteria for contemporary women to choose a spouse: having a car and a house, and both parents are dead. Depressed. I wrote down the imaginary criteria for choosing a spouse: the family property is over 100 million yuan, the beauty is the best in the world, the virtuous, gentle and sexy, and the father-in-law has terminal cancer. ...

10, my father asked me what I want in life. I answered money and beauty, and my father punched me in the face; I answered career and love, and my father touched my head appreciatively.

1 1. All the columns are well filled except one. The column of "relationship" should be filled with "mother-in-law" instead of "nervous"

12, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

13, life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he has become.

14, I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed 100 ml of lard.

15. If marriage is the grave of love, then the annual wedding anniversary celebration is to sweep the grave.

16, a young lady walks at night, and there is a thief in Lu Yu: "Give me the money!" The young lady replied, "No, even if you force me, I won't give it!" " "The robber looked at the young lady carefully and said," You think it is beautiful! "

17, if happiness is a cloud, if pain is a star. Then my life is really cloudless and full of stars in Wan Li …

18, I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.

19, every day, I draw a circle on my calendar. It was not until Sunday that I discovered that my life was an ellipsis.

20. A lover will eventually become a house slave, and a house will eventually become a wife.

2 1, galvanized coffins are certainly more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

22. King Kong is a fool whose head is caught in the door; Have you ever seen a coconut tree grow bananas?

23, your complex facial features can't cover up your simple IQ!

24. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

25. Hee hee and Haha are a pair of good friends, very good friends. One day, haha died. Hee hee is very sad. He went to Haha's grave and said, "Haha, you are dead.

26. The clearest sentence in CET-4 listening today: Now, please ask the invigilator to take out the tape and turn to side B to continue listening.

Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!

28. A woman asked a man, "Do I look good?" The man said: You are like Mona Lisa's sister now. The woman said: Really? Who is her sister? The man said: Janet Martha.

29. It is said that sandstorms have blown to Taiwan Province Province. Many old people took to the streets, spread out their hands, looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, burst into tears, took a deep breath and said excitedly, 60 years, 60 years, and finally smelled the soil in their hometown.

30. My brother went to a primary school to play basketball and heard a junior girl ask a junior boy, "Do you love me or not?" The boy said helplessly, "My mother gives me money from 3 yuan every day, of which 2.5 yuan is for you to buy snacks.". Do you think I love you or not?

3 1, there is a chance to add clothes before me. I don't cherish it until I catch a cold. If God gives me another chance to start over, I will not hesitate to add all my clothes.

32. W: I want to find a boyfriend. M: Let me help you. "There is a good one in our dormitory." . Woman: Aren't you distressed that I am with him? . Man: Think too much? Don't worry, I have nothing to do with him.

Xiaoming asked his father to tell him a story. Dad said do you want to listen to the long one or the short one? Xiaoming: Dragon! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly that buzzed, buzzed, buzzed, buzzed, buzzed … Xiaoming: Dad, you'd better make a long story short! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, hum, bang!

34. In order to attract business, Hot Pot City wrote the following sentence on the billboard: "Self-help hot pot, children under the height of 1 meter, 30 yuan is free for everyone." My aunt in kindergarten was very excited after reading it. With money from 30 yuan, she led 50 children in her class to Hotpot City.

35. A child asked a rich man, Sir, why are you so rich? The rich man said: I had nothing like you when I was a child. My father gave me an apple, so I sold it, bought two more apples with the money I earned, and then sold it to buy four more apples. The child said thoughtfully, sir, I seem to understand. Mr. millionaire said, you know your sister. Later, when my father died, I inherited all his inheritance. "

36. A loyal party member died. God didn't want to accept the soul of an atheist in heaven, so he sent him to hell. A month later, the prince came sweating and said, "Take that man away quickly. He has trained almost all my children to be young pioneers! " God accepted it, and another month later, the prince gloated and asked God, "Where is party member?" "God said," First of all, please call me Comrade ... "

37. The leaders of China and the United States are more loyal than their bodyguards. The American leader ordered the bodyguard to jump from the 10 floor, and the bodyguard knelt down and said, "Come on, I still have family." . So the president of the United States gave in. The leader of China ordered the bodyguard to jump, but the bodyguard of China jumped without saying anything. The president of the United States quickly caught him in fear. China's bodyguard said, "Come on, I have a family.

38. Three men went to the woman to propose marriage. Parents: Tell me about their respective situations. A: I have 6.5438+million; B: I have a mansion worth 20 million; The woman's parents are very satisfied and ask C, what do you have at home? C: I have nothing except one child. Now the baby is in your daughter's belly. AB is speechless and left. This case tells us a simple truth. The core competitiveness is not money and houses, but people who have their own in key positions.

39. Once upon a time, there was a cucumber. She felt that there were too many pimples on her face, so she sliced it herself and applied it to her face.

40. Who does McDull secretly love? Answer: robot cat. Because "McDull advertising song"

4 1. When I was a child, my teacher told me that everyone has a diligent villain and a lazy villain. You hesitate, they fight. Diligent villains often beat lazy villains out of the water in primary school, tied in junior high school, and lazy villains often win in high school. But when I got to the university, I suddenly found that they stopped playing, and the damn diligent little man was killed.

42, Christmas, every blue child who is not accompanied by an aluminum child can only tighten his collar at the corner in the cold wind, and hear the sad reminder in the wind that really resounds through the city ... "Single boy! ~ single boy! ~ single all the way! ~~~"

43. The most useless sentence in the world: 1. Police: Don't run! 2. National Football Team: Win! 3. Teacher: Students, don't sleep! Patient: Doctor, please be gentle! 5. female: no. 6. Parents: Stop it, son. 7. Criminals: I am wronged! 8. The sentence "Smoking is harmful to health" on the cigarette case is 10, and "God will bless you" is 1 1. I'm sorry when we broke up.

44. Xiaoming was not good at math and was transferred to a missionary school by his parents. Six months later, I got straight A's in math. Mother asked, "Is the nun teaching well? Is it a good textbook? Is it a prayer? " "Neither," Xiao Ming said. "On the first day of school, I saw a person nailed to the plus sign, and I knew ... they were serious."

45. KINOMOTO SAKURA said to Xiao Qiang, "I kicked you in the exam today. You have to show me." During the exam, Ruth kicked Xiao Qiang, and Xiao Qiang replied: Meow.

46. A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. Outside the school, students were publicly named, and as a result, many people's slogans coincided-reading is the best use!

47. The depreciation rate of women is alarming. It only takes one night to change from a' new' mother to an' old' woman.

48, the effect of contraception: unsuccessful, it will become a' person'.

49. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

50. The road we walked together and the promises we made together should be quiet after separation.

Ideal and domineering personality signature is cold and aloof.

Don't listen to rumors, believe that seeing is believing. Maybe I'm not your best friend's choice, but please don't risk choosing to be my enemy.

△▲ごThis club will make love easy and make love difficult.

If you live in your house, your house will belong to me.

Full of Wi-Fi+ warm bed+warm sunshine+delicious food with you around.

If you were here, I would love you forever. If you are not here, I will give up my love.

Women spend men's grass, not flowers that shouldn't be spent, and grass that shouldn't be planted.

Failure is not terrible, but success.

What is the whole world compared with you?

Give me grief that life can't bear!

(7) A person doesn't need the evaluation of others to live.

Don't judge my value by your appreciation.

The sign of immature men is that they can die bravely for their ideals, and the sign of mature men is that they can live humbly for their ideals.

Face the complicated life with a cynical attitude.

It's not that I'm not suitable for you, but that I don't like you at all.

Even if you are not the best, you are what I cherish most.

Innocent years can't bear to be bullied, and the absurdity of youth can't let you down.

The highest state of being a man is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

You can always ignore me and have fun with others. Don't fucking regret when I marry someone else.

Women can't be thin, and men can't give up color.

No one believes that my love for you is forever, and time will prove that my love for you is forever.

Jason, you are great. You don't need anyone's light.

I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.

Every day that belongs to us is worth remembering.

We are the last day of the picnic. It is also an eternal star meal.

I want to be a headmaster.

Brothers talk about this life all their lives, not the afterlife.

Without madness, there is no survival.

For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.

Emotion is not a natural disaster, happiness is its own master.

Sincerity is non-renewable, and it is exhausted when it is exhausted.

Who was Brother Long afraid of?

If you don't see my efforts, don't slander my future.

Son, there is plenty of time. This girl will win your heart sooner or later.

Sincerity is non-renewable, and it is exhausted when it is exhausted.

I can't satisfy everyone, and I'm not afraid of the whole world filming me.

Eat and drink, don't take things to heart. Both employers and employees don't insist on leaving and staying.

She is a heroine who can't be a steady little princess. She is ambitious and wants you in this world.

Educated people, you have more aura than uneducated people.

Don't listen to rumors, believe that seeing is believing. Maybe we are not the best comrades-in-arms, but don't risk becoming my enemy.

Although I believe that human nature is good, if someone attacks me, I will answer blows with blows, twice.

People who are spoiled by me should be arrogant. Come behind me if you need anything, and the wind and rain will stop you.

Sixty sentences that men whisper coldly.

2022 Men's Cold Whispering Sentences (Part I) 1. Life and death are not fate, wealth can be determined by heaven.

Lions don't play with dogs, which is a rule and a principle.

3. Say what you want to say, do what you want quickly, and hold what you want to cherish in your hand.

4. I learned later that no matter how deep the feelings are, they will eventually end, and those who love again will still leave.

I am an extreme person, I like a song, I am tired of listening to it, I like a person, and I love and hate each other.

6. There are two kinds of pain, one makes you stronger and the other is worthless.

7. A truly cultured person will not gossip everywhere; People who really live a good life don't care about malicious comments.

8. The world is so big, I like you and you like me. Just right. That's great.

9. I have drunk the strongest wine and loved the worst people. I have never looked back before and I don't want to settle down in the future.

10. Although I was born mediocre, I am also proud. Maybe I can't compare with what you have. You didn't see anything more than me in the long starry sky.

1 1. You can do anything you want. If you don't want to do it, you have an excuse. You have the freedom to choose and the obligation to bear the consequences.

12. I don't regret who I met, maybe just to learn a lesson; Don't regret not meeting anyone, maybe it's just one less ordeal.

13. like one thing, don't ask others' opinions; The road you want to take is not afraid of being hit by others.

14. When you are honest with yourself, no one in the world can cheat you.

15. Your half step, my horizon.

16. If you are warm, you will become hot, but if you are cold, you will become ice. Forgive me for being too clear about love and hate in my life.

17. Sooner or later, someone will replace you in my heart. Don't worry, don't feel guilty and don't say you're sorry.

18. You must have stood in the cold wind for a long time before you decided to give up on someone.

19. Patience is the key to success.

It doesn't matter if you don't like me. After all, not everyone deserves good taste.

2022 men's cold, cold, whisper a word (chapter 2) 2 1. I can't please everyone, and I'm not afraid that the whole world will oppose me.

22. Cinderella is a rich woman and the ugly duckling is a white swan. There is no possibility of completely changing from bad to good in this world.

23. People are like this. When they love, they are humble; when they are loved, they hold their heads high.

I don't like to compete with others, but I won't let me deserve it.

25. I'm not easy virtue, how can I live up to your unprecedented love of the new and dislike of the old?

26. Nothing in this world can't be let go. If it hurts, you will naturally learn to let it go.

No matter how many people you read, there is no one like me. If you miss it, you miss it.

28. Flowers will not bloom in the coming year because of your alienation; People will become strangers because of your disappearance.

29. The day you like is the most beautiful day; The right lifestyle is the best lifestyle.

30. If you can't stay with me for a long time, don't hold it.

3 1. If my sovereign treasure becomes someone else's the Monkey King, blow up his Huaguoshan.

32. Educated people, you have more aura than uneducated people.

None of us are perfect people, but we must accept our imperfect selves.

34. If you are a person who is coming and leaving, I would rather miss you.

35. Hello, this is. I feel like a mad dog when I am tall, and a trapped animal when I am lonely. There is no end, that's all, thank you.

36. You can fail, but you can't lose your mind; You can be disappointed, not desperate.

37. Be sure to keep yourself mentally ill, or you will feel sad when you calm down. There is something wrong with you.

38. A hundred rivers are full of tolerance.

39. Let what should come come and what should go. Let nature take its course is the greatest perfection of life.

40. Work harder and harder, and then everything will be bitter. You can't give up

You have to believe that the world is so big, if someone doesn't care about your love, then someone will definitely collect it seriously.

42. Hope is fire, disappointment is smoke, and life is to light a fire and smoke at the same time.

If you don't feel anything, don't give me the illusion.

44. Thousands of eyes are intended to observe the world and thousands of hands are intended to help the world; There is no such thing as gospel.

45. Love is an unrequited journey.

46. I don't know what is just right. I just don't want to disappoint anyone, and I don't want to disappoint myself. Don't flinch when it's time to hug, and never cry when it's time to laugh.

47. Your life can be summed up in eight words: absurdity in life and cowardice in death.

48. Wake up, there is no unfinished business in the world, only an immortal heart.

49. At that time, the light crossed the heartstrings, and every pain was a little mature. It turns out that growing up comes at a price.

50. You are my Chinese Odyssey and my last memory.

5 1. Don't make trouble when I am serious, and don't be proud when I give you face.

52. Don't live in other people's eyes or mouth. Your fate depends on yourself.

53. He likes others as fast as you, but you always feel special.

54. Actually, sometimes I lose my temper, not because I have a lot of temper, but because he thinks it's easy to bully you if you give me more smiling faces.

55. There are many rumors about me without any explanation. Only people who believe in me or love me in this life. I am willing to take a dirty road to the darkness.

56. Opportunities only favor prepared minds, and success only belongs to the never-ending strugglers.

57. When you serve others, life is no longer meaningless.

58. Accompanying children to learn and grow is an individual, and the concept of growing up for children is a gift.

59. I don't bother, denigrate or bless you.

60. Get to know me before you say you like me.