Double eleven talks about friends circle.

1, what goes around comes around, and I'm next.

There are thousands of clothes in the wardrobe, and only new clothes are the best.

I vaguely remember that the original intention of my online shopping was to save money.

4. Double 1 1 You chopped your hand, but I still have to move bricks by hand.

I have given up the down payment, so I won't buy 100%.

6, eating soil teenagers double 1 1 chop hands and feet, physically disabled and determined to move the world.

7.To Shuang 1 1 I found it a pity to throw away a lot of clothes.

8, the only shopping cart in the Double Eleven, the picture was cut off, and it's time to make money.

9. I feel that I can afford everything when I pay the deposit.

10, double 1 1 6, I'm still single! This heart is so cold! Let's meet Erkang!

1 1. Can someone help me empty my shopping cart? No one. I'll ask later.

12, only10,21,double eleven is open, and the deposit is paid first and then the final payment is paid.

13 my brother Jiang actually emptied the shopping cart for two women's double eleven!

14, cold weather, double 1 1, hands-free, class, really suitable for air conditioning.

15. Don't forget, you will see this idolized dog at the base camp and at the concert. Double 1 1.

16, I have spent all my money in advance to prevent being played with two sides! I don't think there is anything wrong with it.

17. What car is easy to overload and will cause serious losses, but the law does not prohibit it? God replied: shopping cart!

18, Double Eleven is coming. I don't know why my husband put away all the bank cards at home.

19. Why should a treasure double eleven set the final payment at one o'clock at night? I just want to buy a bottle of shampoo so that I can put up with it?

20. I really don't know about the messy full reduction and deposit expansion. I only knew that what I needed to buy was cheaper than usual, so I bought it.

2 1. Since I met Ma Yun, I have achieved two major successes: successful login and successful payment. I also have my own car: a shopping cart. I also understand my own shortcomings: insufficient balance!

One month after the Double Eleven, the soil content in China dropped sharply, because a group of new species called "earth-eating girls" appeared. Sorry, my father has a big appetite and can chew a brick.

23. Oh, yes, except for the double 1 1. I don't have to work overtime in a hurry. After that, I remembered that it was another year's Singles Day. I found an article I saw in a circle of friends before and gave it to this great festival. There is no hope this year. Let's look forward to next year.

24. Swear to God, pick up your hand before you buy something!

25. After the Double Eleven, let's eat the soil together.

26, double eleven deposit can be used in advance, anyway, it is already poor.

Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

28. Have you tried the shopping festival? Or do you want to celebrate Singles Day?

29. Save the Chopper Party, which is a different activity of111.

30. This year's Double Eleven, I bought more things than before.

3 1, I felt distressed after buying it for a month, and regretted not buying it for a lifetime. I bought it at buy buy.

32. I have a priceless car. Its name is shopping cart.

33. Every time buy buy buys it, he will regret it, but he will never change.

34. What the Double Eleven emptied was not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.

35, Double Eleven shopping is not for yourself, parents and family all bought it.

36. Last year's clothes didn't match my temperament this year, so the double 1 1 must be chopped.

In the past, people asked me when to take off the order, but now they ask me if I want to place an order.

38. Thank you for watching the live broadcast of the baby before 0 o'clock yesterday. I held hands to save it.

There are too many unhappy things in life, and shopping can easily resolve our unhappiness.

40. Whether in prosperity or adversity, health or disease, happiness or sadness, go shopping on Taobao Double Eleven!

4 1, this year's double eleven activities began to pay the deposit last night, and the salary that I just got was gone before it was hot.

42. Everything on the Double Eleven is so cheap that I have a desire to shop. I thought about it for a noon, but I couldn't think of anything missing. Later I figured it out and was short of money.

43. Thanks to Shuang 1 1, I am strong and have withstood four critical blows: even though I am single, I still have no money to buy it. I want to buy it, but it's off the shelf. After buying it, you have to eat dirt … ...

44. What supports me to keep my simple and beautiful personality in the face of the annual shopping spree in this colorful world? A: poor!

45. If I grab shoes tonight, I will get new shoes and happiness. If I can't get it, I will save a lot of money, so I am very happy. In a word, I am happy whether I get it or not. Come on, last payer.

46. My wife is a very housekeeping woman. Every year, the night before the Double Eleven, she goes to bed early after dinner. However, I haven't woken up since I slept this year. I'm a little worried. Did I take too many sleeping pills?

47. Other people's younger brother is handsome and rich, while my younger brother … my younger brother can't be described as handsome and rich for a long time. It's a male god, a male god, you know? I hope my brother can send me a red envelope when he sees this circle of friends. After all, the double eleven is coming. ...

48, the deposit is cool for a while, and the last payment wants to hit the wall.

49. I just smashed my left hand, and now I'm visiting my circle of friends with my right hand.

50. Double Eleven is the pickpocket party's favorite and most hated festival.