Humorous phrases

1. It is better to live a beautiful life than to look beautiful! 2. When your pants lose their belts, you understand what dependence is. 3. Smoking is disobedient, so we "smoke". 4. If you get angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness. 5. The biggest difference between doing something and not doing something is that the latter has the right to comment on the former. 6. When a man meets a woman, there will only be an anniversary, not an Independence Day. 7. I closed my eyes and saw my future... 8. When I saw an uneven road, I roared and continued to move forward. 9. Happiness is a comparative level. You need something at the bottom to feel it. 10. Sometimes life is like a computer. If it crashes, it crashes without any negotiation. 11. The sea is vast by the leap of fish, and the broken drum is beaten by others. 12. Those who are rich can help make money, and those who have no money can go home and withdraw some money to help make money. 13. A grievance that can be expressed is not a grievance; a lover that can be snatched away is not a lover. 14. One sentence "Take it" is better than two sentences "I will give it to you". 15. If you make trouble unreasonably, you must have a motive! 16. Apart from love, there are also radishes in other people’s fields that you can’t extricate yourself from. 17. I thought that if I was "invisible" others wouldn't be able to find me. It was useless. People like me were like fireflies in the dark night no matter where I was. They were bright and outstanding. 18. There are some things that you have to persist in even though you know they are wrong because you are unwilling to do so; some people have to give up even though you know they are loved because there is no ending; sometimes you still move forward even though you know the road is gone because you are used to it. . 19. Diamonds are forever, but one will ruin you! 20. An iron rooster will still leave some rust. You are basically a stainless steel rooster! 21. Before I had time to take advantage of the beauty, I was plucked out. 22. If a woman pleases herself, she will be beautiful; if a man pleases himself, he will be poor. 23. Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates! 24. Don’t say that others have brain disease. To have a brain disease, you must have a brain. 25. Lie down wherever you fall. 26. "Romantic" is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all day long. 27. Doing all ordinary things well is extraordinary, doing all simple things right is extraordinary. 28. I’m not a prince, so why do girls always think they should be a princess when they meet me? 29. The most contradictory thing between lovers is fantasizing about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past. 30. The so-called fate is the reason when love succeeds and the excuse when it fails; the so-called wedding is the ceremony when lovers finally become "family members"; the so-called breakup means that a woman may not be able to do it even if she says it a hundred times, but a man says Something that can be achieved in one go. 31. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of thousands of people blocking me, I'm just afraid of surrendering myself. 32. Greetings do not have to be solemn, but they must be sincere and touching. 33. Only by knowing how to share happiness can you be twice as happy. 34. Being busy is a kind of happiness, leaving us no time to experience pain; running around is a kind of happiness, allowing us to truly feel life; being tired is a kind of enjoyment, leaving us no time to feel empty. 35. Life is like "breathing", "exhaling" is to take a breath, and "inhaling" is to take a breath. 36. I have asked Annoyance, but he doesn’t love you at all. Let me tell you not to be sentimental; Healthy, let me bring you a love letter: He will never change your love for your whole life! 37. Knowledge is like underwear, invisible but important. 38. Loving one person is very difficult, loving two people is fun, loving three people is annoying, loving four people is overturning, and loving five people is completely fun. 39. A woman kissing a man is a blessing, and a man kissing a woman is a blessing. 40. Getting married means wearing a cotton coat for freedom. It is inconvenient to move around, but it will be very warm. 41. A hero has a hard time with beauty. I am not a hero, but beauty helped me pass. 42. Death-defying: You can only play when you have your life. If your life is gone, what are you playing with? 43. When others praise me, I worry that they don’t praise me enough. 44. Love is always holier than marriage, and marriage is always more affordable than love. 45. The journey of exploration is not about discovering new continents, but about cultivating new perspectives. 46. ??I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste? 47. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; how good a person is depends on who guides him; how successful a person is depends on who he accompanies. 48. Sighing is the biggest waste of time, and crying is the biggest waste of energy. 49. A man’s brain likes a woman’s heart, but his eyes like a woman’s appearance.

50. If you have money, you will spend money; if you have no money, you will worship God. 51. I got married because I liked it, but later I got divorced because I chose it wrongly. 52. The salted fish turns over and is still the salted fish. 53. I can choose to give up, but I cannot give up the choice. 54. As a typical failure, you are too successful. 55. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time. 56. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men. 57. The ancients said: "A woman should look good to those who please herself." In fact, it should be "A woman should look good to those who please herself." 58. Our love lies in This day died, just to give each other a chance to be reborn. 59. When the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when the boss doesn’t use you, it becomes a layoff! 60. A successful man can earn more than his wife spends. With more money, a successful woman can find such a man. 61. When you fall, get up and cry again. 62. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time. 63. One moon, one you, two shadows of me With you, I am lucky enough to know you for three lifetimes, but four beauties are not as good as you. 64. Never mentioning it is not because you forget, but because you remember. 65. Some people say that love is a debt owed in a previous life. I have to pay it back in this life. I must have been vulgar in my previous life. I can’t bear it, so I have no debt to repay in this life! 66. Let the future come and let the past pass. 67. Small happiness is around you, and easy satisfaction is heaven. 68. Does being big mean you must be powerful? Aren’t the dinosaurs still extinct? 69. White lie: It is to find a good excuse for one's deception. 70. Parents deceiving their children is called education; children deceiving their parents is called deception; deceiving each other is called generation gap. 71. Loneliness is the carnival of one person, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 72. Don’t talk about feelings with me. Talking about feelings will hurt your money. 73. The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment of realizing your dream, but the process of persisting in your dream! 74. Love that cannot feel pain is not true love, and a marriage that cannot feel happiness must be a sad marriage. 75. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. We often stare at closed doors and turn a blind eye to open doors. 76. The bitterness and sweetness of coffee does not depend on how you stir it, but whether you add sugar; the pain of a period of time does not depend on how you forget it, but on whether you have the courage to start over. 77. The reason why people live a tiring life is because they can’t let go of their arrogance, lose their face, and can’t let go of their complexes. 78. Love is to devote yourself wholeheartedly to it, and then withdraw from it again and again! 79. I laugh from my side to the sky and go to bed after laughing! 80. Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh! ~