A collection of humorous advertising sentences

Humor means interesting or ridiculous and meaningful. Below I will share with you a collection of humorous advertising sentences, welcome to read.

Selection of humorous advertising sentences

1) I am naturally angry! From: Mineral water advertisement

2) Come in a hurry, go in a rush From: Side Suo

3) The friction-free feeling is like flying from: A certain lubricant

4) Not to seduce anyone, just to protect the beauty From: Beauty chain slogan

5) Born, from Johnson & Johnson

6) The endless aftertaste after the peak feeling comes from: cigarettes

7 ) Crystal bright, refreshing! Source: Sprite

8) See the world with your third eye. From: Seagull camera advertisement

9) One click is worth less than a hundred stories. From: A certain typewriter advertisement

10) When the sun rises, our love will last forever From: The Sun God

Collection of humorous advertising sentences

1) Always let your driver's license expire before your own. 　　From: Car Showroom Advertisement

　2) Please remember that God is not perfect. He has prepared spare parts for cars, but not for people. ? From: Traffic Safety Advertisement

3) The farewell is sour, but the reunion is sweet. Source: Sour Juice Advertisement

4) Print everything except banknotes. From: Printing company advertising

5) More joy, more choices from: McDonald’s

6) Beauty is up to you From: uptu

7) It’s up to me The width of the world comes from: China Netcom

8) Sun is the sun and Java is the moon. From: Sun Company

9) ***Create a beautiful future and ***live a beautiful life. From: Midea Electrical Appliances

10) Very Coca-Cola, Very Choice From: Very Coca-Cola

11) The New Year is full of freshness and fun, and it is a joy to congratulate Coca-Cola. ? From: Coca-Cola

12) Give melatonin as a gift. From: Melatonin

13) The warm words of winter come from: Motorola mobile phone

14) Who makes my heart beat? From: FM website

15) Flexible, Let the basketball court no longer be a plane. Source: Li Ning

16) Don’t kiss me, I’m afraid of repair. From: Lubricating oil

17) One call and four responses! From: Audio company advertisement

18) Everything is included! From: Dumpling shop advertisement

19) Well deservedly comes from: Pawn shop advertisement

20) Pick people with hats! From: Hat company advertisement

21) Get nothing! From: Barber shop advertisement

22 ) Asking for trouble! From: Drugstore advertisements, you don’t know each other! From: Typewriter advertisements

23) If your car can swim, please drive straight without braking. From: Highway Traffic Advertisement

24) The author of this book is a millionaire and unmarried, and the object of his desire is the heroine described in this novel! From: New Book Advertisement

25 ) Rejoice is so confident.

From: Rejoice

26) Beyond the performance limits, enjoy wonderful computing from: AMD

27) American product, local price from: DELL

28) Classic Precision casting, timeless collection from: BenQ

29) Differences due to wisdom from: Dopoda

30) The Great Wall will never fall, domestic products should strengthen themselves from: Ooni soap locust shampoo Cream

31) A hereditary classical romance comes from: real estate

32) Strength creates value from: cctv

33) Love me, chase me, But please don’t kiss me! From: A big slogan on the back of a car

34) Stop, and then you can see it From: Bank of China

35) Provincial Excellence, Ministry Excellence, Ge Excellence ? From: Shuanghui Ham Sausage

36) Drink Confucius’ banquet and make a contribution to the world. From: Confucius Mansion Banquet

37) Health creates the future. From: Neptune

38) If your teeth are good, your appetite will be good, your body will be great, and your food will taste delicious. 　　From: Six Must Rules for Blue Sky

　39) Eternal green, eternal Qinchi. From: Qinchi Wine

40) Take a red flag car and take the Chinese road. Source: Hongqi Car

41) If you want good skin, use Dabao sooner or later. From: Dabao

42) Confucius’ wine makes people homesick. Source: Kongfujiajiu

43) The new concept of calcium supplement, absorption is the key. Source: Longmu Zhuanggu Granules

44) Drink Huiyuan juice and take a healthy path. From: Huiyuan Juice

45) I only have eyes for you. Source: Wahaha purified water