Humorous circle of friends (selected 8 1 sentence)

1. Remember, this kind of fish and shrimp will become history in three seconds.

2, clean the oil pan, add less water, firewood can not afford.

3. It is better to be fat and delicate than to be thin.

4, a glass of red wine solves a thousand worries, and a paragraph tells the heart.

Going home for dinner is the only criterion to test happiness.

6, eat and sleep, sleep and eat, such a life is perfect.

7. As long as you are alive, you will meet delicious food.

8, teenagers don't know the taste, except eating and sleeping.

9. unhappy when something good happens. I only have an appetite.

10, losing weight is the best in the diet.

1 1, the spring shirt on the lakeside is thin, and the bamboo shoots are fragrant.

12, the Yangtze River all over the country knows the beauty of fish, while good bamboo and mountains feel the fragrance of bamboo shoots.

13, hahaha taste, the ends of the earth will follow you all your life.

14, bid farewell to the hustle and bustle of the city and stay in the world to "bake" the garden.

15, let's keep company with the world of mortals and get fat for nothing.

16, time has passed, but the taste of the year is always engraved in my heart.

17, you are hungry when you sleep at night, and you are afraid of getting fat.

18 and midnight snack, not to mention boyfriends.

19, some people say that eating good food is the happiest person here.

20. From breakfast to midnight snack, you can order the surrounding food.

2 1, I woke up hungry in the middle of the night, so handsome that I can't eat it.

22. Life should not only taste the sweetness, but also eat the dessert.

23, the old man is afraid of hot meals, and his husband feeds meat.

24, remember not to bow your head, double chin will be obvious.

25, there is no meaning in the world, how to get jade.

26. Food is an edible happy memory.

27. People who like to eat supper will undoubtedly get fat.

Many years ago, you said take care. I have never lost weight.

29. After one hundred years, you must cross the same boat. After one thousand years, you will eat sashimi.

There are thousands of things in the world, and I only care about food.

3 1, barbecue with wine, tall and grounded!

32, staying up late, everything is affectionate, and people embrace the night.

33. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

34. Forgive my rudeness and love of food.

35. Make your stomach feel full and your heart feel full.

36. Eating rice cakes in the coming year is romantic every year.

37. I think eating red lotus rice is the maturity of Dong Tang rice.

38, watching the wonders of the world, baking people to answer.

39. When I am unhappy, everyone thinks I am fat, but I am not.

40. I haven't eaten for days, and everyone looks like pancakes.

4 1, if you have food today, you will be fatter tomorrow and worry tomorrow.

42. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

43. You are at home at the moment: eat and sleep, sleep and eat.

44. All kinds of bamboo will pick bamboo shoots to eat, and they will be loosely planted for firewood burning.

45. Good food can make you feel better.

46. Please give me a glass of red dates and wolfberry whisky.

47. I have seen mountains, rivers and lakes, and I am worthy of food and love.

48. Is it delicious? Delicious. Mmm, it's really delicious.

49, can be durable, eat too much will be fat.

50. Stop any entertainment unless you pay.

5 1, the fat onion is thin, the sesame oil is slow, and the soup cake is like silk.

52. If you want to recover, you should have a chef's heart.

53. Don't say everyone has gone, navel orange and Du.

There is no meaning in the world. How can I get jade and silk?

55. Eat more, eat more and eat better!

56. Don't eat. Lose weight. I'm very hungry.

57, I only have this skill, "beans" you are happy.

58. Eating well and living with your heart are happier than anything else.

59. Sometimes you want to be thin in your dreams, but you are always fat in your dreams.

60. Play when you are full, sleep when you are tired, and eat when you wake up.

6 1, I gained weight today. Let's eat honestly.

62. Stone and sand layers are greasy with soil, and chestnut cakes are steamed by monks.

Action is the only way to improve cooking.

64. I gradually feel that the east wind is chilly, and Artemisia annua tries spring vegetables.

65. The cake moved first, so I moved first.

66. This is a wake-up call when guests come for tea.

67. Do you think I can only eat? I'll still be fat.

68. The highest level of eating is the same as eating or not!

69. When you cut five acres of Artemisia in a small garden, you will feel that human traces can escape.

70. It's snowing. How can there be no fried chicken and beer?

7 1, it's human nature to eat midnight snack!

72. Afternoon 12 I'm so hungry. Should I have dinner?

73. I am hungry. I want to eat a bowl of noodles, in your heart.

74. More and more obesity, face like a footbath, and continuous family wealth.

75. I am very happy when I eat, and I regret it after eating.

76. I finally found the reason why I am getting fatter and fatter!

77. The weaver kneaded the jade color evenly and fried the blue oil until it was light yellow and dark.

78, a bowl of noodles, a dish of rape, end the day.

79. What can't fit in the brain can fit in the stomach.

80. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

8 1, the place where some people eat midnight snack is the Jianghu.