Joke Collection Website - Bulletin headlines - Wazai is chatting with some roommates. Father: Hello, could Wazai pick up the phone? Boy: (laughing) Wazai, who is Wazai? We don’t have Wazai here, so we have rabbit. Wazai. Zai: (Shocked) Wazai is lo
Wazai is chatting with some roommates. Father: Hello, could Wazai pick up the phone? Boy: (laughing) Wazai, who is Wazai? We don’t have Wazai here, so we have rabbit. Wazai. Zai: (Shocked) Wazai is lo
Wazai is chatting with some roommates. Father: Hello, could Wazai pick up the phone? Boy: (laughing) Wazai, who is Wazai? We don’t have Wazai here, so we have rabbit. Wazai. Zai: (Shocked) Wazai is looking for me. (Answers the phone) Father: Wazai, I am your dad. Your mother and I are both here. Wazai: What, dad, where are you? (Surprised) Father: We are at the gate of your school. Baby: Dad, just wait, I will pick you up right now. (Throw down the phone) (Father takes mother’s bag and waits) Telephone booth Host: One dollar and two, Tu Lao Mao. Baby: (hurriedly ran up and faced his parents) Dad, Mom, you? Father: Your mother and I have brought all the ingredients and tools for making hot noodle soup. Do you like it... Is there any work to do at home? Hold on Are you panicking? Did you get it...? Wazai: (looking at the tired bodies of his parents, their old faces, and their helpless eyes, tears streaming down his face) Why didn't he get it? You guys go to my dormitory to have a rest first. Father: Baby, why are you crying? What are you crying for? Men can’t cry. (Father waves his big hand) Baby: (hold back tears, reach out to take father’s bag, another Holding his mother's arm with his hand) Mom, dad, why don't you go to my dormitory to rest first? Father (grabs the bag) This is it. Your mother and I have discussed setting up the stall first, and then we'll take a look in your room. Your mother has wanted to see your place for a long time. Narrator: Wazai understands that this is an excuse from his parents. He is afraid of embarrassing him. Wazai feels sad and conflicted. But he also knows that he forced them to do it. It’s useless. Baby; (helpless) Then I’ll rent a house with you first. Father: No, you go to class. You can’t delay your class. Baby, the afternoon class is not important. Father: No, As long as it is taught by the teacher, it is important. Go to class quickly, otherwise we will be angry. (Stubborn) Wazai; (I have no choice but to prepare to leave) Mother: Wazai, wait a moment. (Unlock a canvas bag and start from He took out a big bag of stuff and gave it to the baby.) Father, your mother knows that you have liked popcorn since you were a child, so she fried a big bag of popcorn for you when she came. (The mother looked at the baby, kindly. A naive smile appears on his face) Scene 4 (Two tables, two stools, a rice bowl, two old people are waiting for the guests to appear, and a slogan is posted on the wall.) Two students enter. A: There are more here A food stall. B: Yes, let’s go over and have a look. Father; (steps forward to greet him with a smile) Do you want some noodles? My wife made them myself. A, B: (covering mouth and laughing) What age is it? Who still has it? Eat your noodle, old man. Let’s take a walk... The parents walked back disappointed. Another couple fucked the girl; Hey, look, there is a pair of old (curious) men there; OK, let’s go there Look. The couple approached and their parents welcomed them. Mother: Classmate, do you want to eat? Girl; Why are you here if you don’t want to eat? Father: (happyly came over and invited them to sit at the table. He wiped the stool again and again) Please sit down. Mother is making noodles. After a while, daughter: Old man, how much does it cost for a bowl?/Father; It costs one yuan for a bowl. It’s a lot, so you’ll be full. Girl; (angry) Who wants to be full? I’m losing weight. /Father; (Looking at them in confusion, not knowing what to say) Female; It’s too cheap here, and the bowls are so big, I’m afraid, I don’t want to eat them, let’s go to McDonald’s (acting like a baby) Male; Okay , My princess, as long as you like it, let’s go. Mother: Hey, classmates, your noodles are ready. (Mother shouted loudly) Man: Don’t eat, let you eat by yourself. Father squatted down in disappointment and said with Holding her head in her hands, the mother stood there blankly. (...Music...) Narrator: But most of the students were moved by the farmers' unique simplicity and enthusiasm as well as the low prices of the two old men. (Boss, one big bowl...Boss, two small bowls) As a result, the business of the two elders gradually became prosperous. Every day, the baby is the last one to come to his parents' stall. At this time, his parents have already prepared a bowl of hot noodles for him. The son is eating quietly while his parents watch quietly. This moment is How happy and warm, we really hope that days like this can last forever. Scene 5 (It was another quiet evening. My parents were packing up the tables and chairs and preparing to open the beach. At this time, Wang Er, the temporary stall owner, walked over with his arms swinging.) Mother: Master Wang, why do you have time to come here? Drink. Glass of water? Wang Er: Business is good! (contempt, coldness) Father; thanks to you. . . . . .Wazai: Are you going to walk back? Father: There isn’t much of a way. We walked here last time. Besides, your mother got carsick and we are not so lucky to lose weight. If we walk back, we might be able to pick up some useful things on the road./We came here last time. I saw a lot of good things, even for city dwellers. The very new ones were lost, but how hard is it for country people to find them? (Father smiles) (Baby is speechless) The two elders slowly left with large and small bags, turning back one step at a time. The baby watched his parents' backs go away in silence, tears streaming down his face, "Dad - Mom -" facing the direction in which his parents were leaving. (...Music...) Curtain call.
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