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Talk about the funny mood of sleeping.
2. Zhang Ruihuai; I really miss you; Do you know? Eat and miss you; Sleep thinking of you; I miss you when I go to the toilet; Not moved?
The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon, and the Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.
4. When I sleep, I suddenly feel like I fell off a cliff, so I will wake up with convulsions.
5. The final exam papers are all multiple-choice questions. 1 Save time. 2 You can spend more time sleeping.
6. The death squad means that they don't eat during the day and don't sleep at night. Military training is dead.
7. Just after going to bed, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting for quilts with me.
8. When the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses.
9. I like to close my eyes when I sleep
10, the teacher is teaching above and I am sleeping below.
1 1. It is said that sudden shivering during sleep is because the nervous system finds you suddenly asleep and thinks you are dead, so it wants to try to see if you are dead. ...
12, throw a hard pen, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
13, children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found out that I broke my leg in time, otherwise I would have caught a cold!
14, the first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.
15, DM, I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch and wake up.
16, cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Altman plays mobsters, and counts money until his hands cramp. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh ~ ~ this is happiness.
17, most of the time, the so-called sleeping just changed from online to stealth. ...
18, flip a coin: surf the internet head-on, sleep on the other side, and stand up and do your homework.
19, some people, like me, wake up suddenly when they sleep occasionally, as if they had fallen. It is said that such people are insecure children's paper.
20. I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch. The old woman who was shot said that she was a long person.
2 1, every holiday is to eat online without getting up in the morning and shout don't stay up at night.
22. Do you like to hold the quilt when you sleep? Do you like to hold the quilt with your legs? It is said that these are insecure children's papers.
23. When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.
24. School is about to start. I'm ready to get everything ready. I'm crazy about sleeping.
25, just sleeping, suddenly found something pulling my quilt, I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are getting bolder and bolder, fighting with Lao Tzu for quilts.
26. At school, I just want to do two things. The first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.
27. Do you have any children's shoes? Like me, I told my parents in anger that I didn't sleep, and I sneaked into bed in the middle of the night-
28. I'm just sleepy and want to sleep. It happened that you were in bed.
29. Before going to bed at night, I will go to heaven to have a look.
30. The most interesting thing in class is to watch others sleep, and then their heads twitch. . .
3 1, I like to hold the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these are insecure children's papers.
32. I need someone to hum me to sleep at night.
33. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I can't sleep, I will call someone to wake them up. I went to bed.
34. I hope sleeping can make me smart. . .
35. Some people, like me, occasionally wake up when they sleep, as if they had fallen. It is said that such children's paper is insecure children's paper.
36. Sleep in class, play after class, and die in exams.
When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.
38. After seeing Zhen Xuan, I was sent to the bathroom to take a bath and get ready for bed. After washing this product, my husband stood naked at the door of the toilet and said to me, young master, the Ministry of Internal Affairs just sent me a tribute from the Western Regions.
39. Go to bed at noon and set the QQ automatic reply to then? As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.
40. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.
4 1. Sleeping is an art, don't stop me from pursuing it.
42. The feeling that you want to sleep in class but still have to stare at the blackboard with your eyelids. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.
43. A lesson: Xiaoming was sleeping, and the teacher found out and said, I'm dying up there, and you're comfortable down there.
44. He dreamed that he couldn't tell the difference between dreams and reality until he slept and dreamed and woke up to live in reality.
When the bell rings, the pupils will throw away their pencils and play around. Junior high school students will put down their textbooks and flirt. High school students will take off their glasses and sleep//
46. I wanted to sleep in class and planned to sleep after class. I suddenly woke up when I heard the bell.
47. Teacher, the students who listen to the song in front ask the students who speak in the middle not to affect the students who sleep behind.
48. Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up with you?
They say that taking cold medicine will make you sleepy. I think I may have taken the wrong medicine, because I feel very excited now.
50. I don't cry, make trouble or sleep. I take sleeping pills in my left hand and hang myself with a small rope in my right hand.
5 1, eat more snacks and sleep less, and you can't run away from becoming a totoro.
52. Count the money until your hand cramps and you wake up naturally.
53, sleep in class, make a scene after class, and die in the exam!
Want to sleep, want to sleep, really want to sleep, really want to sleep, really want to sleep, really want to sleep, shout ~ sleep.
I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your nanny. I eat and sleep, and I want to be your baby.
56. Woke up in the middle of the night, struggling to drink water or go to the toilet first. Woke up during the day, struggling to go out or go back to sleep.
57. The last person you want before going to bed is the one who really occupies your heart.
58. Sleep until you wake up naturally, and count the money to get cramps in your hands.
59. Take off your mask and go to bed. You are shameless in your dreams.
60. Every time I talk to you late on my mobile phone, I don't know when to go to bed.
6 1, children's shoes that were fantasized before turning off the lights and going to bed when I was a child.
62. When cleaning the classroom, the teacher said, make the school your home; When sleeping in class, the teacher said, you should take school as your home.
63. Sleeping death squads eat depth charges.
64. I want to sleep first thing when I wake up in the morning.
65. I don't allow the person I love to think of others instead of me before going to bed every night!
66. Teacher, you said I really want to sleep. It's a waste for you not to be a hypnotist.
67. Sleeping is like an emotional matter, whether to come or not.
68. When you are in a bad mood, call people in the middle of the night, wake them up and go to bed.
69. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now this ghost is getting bolder and bolder, and dares to grab the quilt with Lao Tzu.
70. I suddenly found that the first thing to get up was to touch my mobile phone, and the last thing to go to bed was to put it down.
7 1, [My brother plays computer beside me when I sleep. I asked him, but I didn't talk in my sleep. He said no, adding that you called just now ...]
If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
73. Watermelon+air conditioner+sleep+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ cold drink+people who love me = a whole summer.
74. If I say what I'm going to do, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but later you find me brushing Weibo's hair, it's really not my excuse, but I don't have it.
75. I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped after class and died in exams.
76. In the class, I met the signature of Sleeping King. I was full three times in the morning, three times in the evening, and six times before and after meals.
77. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.
78. Flip a coin, surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
79. I want to sleep in class, but my eyelids are still staring at the blackboard. Only those who have experienced it know the pain.
Teacher: School is our second home. Student: Then it's none of your business if I sleep! ! !
Fun, sleep, talk about it.
1, sleeping every day, really tired. 2, don't cry, don't make trouble, I just turn over and sleep.
3, with limited time, sleep unlimited sleep.
4. Class can treat students' insomnia.
5. You have insomnia every day in Theo, Mahler Gobi.
6. Sleep when you are tired and smile when you wake up.
7. Why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die?
8. Sleeping for a long time in the morning can't afford to die at night.
9. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I will wake up every 16 hours.
10, if you think too much, you will get old. Sleeping too much will kill you.
1 1, insomnia is not terrible, what is terrible is that I am lovelorn.
12, when can I lose sleep for you?
13. The more tired I am, the more I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.
14, recently insomnia always wakes up every twelve hours.
15, I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps soundly.
16, sleepy in spring, sleepy in autumn, sleepy in summer and sleepy in winter and March.
17, I laughed at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to sleep after laughing.
18, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.
19, Happy Day: Go to bed when you are full.
I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.
2 1, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep soon.
22, lazy sheep said: Happiness is to eat and sleep every day.
23. Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.
I can't sleep every night. Getting up thinking about you is like sleeping pills.
Think of me more when you can't sleep, and don't waste time.
26, now I, insomnia, you know that feeling, I know you know.
27. In order to find out the reason of insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.
28. Rainy days are best for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.
29, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.
30. People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour.
3 1, I always want to sleep except at bedtime.
32. Sleeping is an art. Please don't stop me from seeking art..
The old man fell asleep at the gate of the mental hospital, so I ran out.
34, insomnia for so long, others think it is hard, the result is too much tea.
35. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.
36. I woke up when I didn't feel funny and wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.
37. Record the teacher's lecture and listen to it before going to bed. You will never lose sleep again.
Teacher, I swear: I will definitely form the good habit of getting up early and going to bed late and eating on time.
39. I struggle with three things every day. Can't sleep at night, can't get up in the morning. I regret going to bed too late last night.
40. I can't sleep every night. If you fall asleep one night, you will definitely be abnormal or die.
4 1, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.
42, life is like a dream, I always lose sleep; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.
43. A sister asked me what SM means. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she recently changed her signature to SM.
44. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat, eat a lot, sleep after eating, sleep late, sleep late, eat and sleep late.
About sleeping, funny, humorous, good night, funny.
1, the world of mortals is the most ridiculous, infatuation is the most boring, it is better to sleep at home.
I smile at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I go to sleep. ..
3, teacher, it's not my fault that you love to sleep, but your mouth is too hypnotic! Shut your mouth and I won't be embarrassed. . .
4. Death squads are: no food during the day, no sleep at night, and military training to death.
5. Teacher: School is our second home. Student: Then it's none of your business if I sleep! ! !
6. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic: static is sleeping and dynamic is turning over. ......
7. Flip a coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.
8. When you sleep, you will feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch.
9, insomnia, picked up a physics book and fell asleep in a short while.
10, give me a bed, and I can sleep until the world dies.
1 1. Every time I wake up in the morning, I know I should go to bed early at night.
12, black and black, you are beautiful; Life is sad, you are not tired; Double the difficulty, it doesn't matter if you are here; Sleep peacefully, just because you are around. On wife's day, I only wish our love life is the most beautiful.
13, the baby is hungry, but the baby doesn't want to get up.
At school, I just want to do two things, the first is to sleep, and the second is to sleep.
15: Some people, like me, occasionally wake up suddenly when they sleep, as if they had fallen down. It is said that such people are insecure children's paper.
16: I suddenly feel like I'm going to fall off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch and wake up.
17. Sleeping is an art, please don't stop me from seeking art.
18, I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat, eat a lot of things, sleep after eating, sleep late, sleep late more, eat again, and sleep late again.
19, I don't allow the person I love to think of others instead of me before going to bed every night!
20. Just after going to bed, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are more and more bold, follow
2 1: I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to sleep after laughing.
22. During the summer vacation, I will be scolded four times a day at home: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, I don't sleep at night, and I don't care.
23, why sleep for a long time before death, will sleep after death.
24.: Zhang Ruihuai; I really miss you; Do you know? Eat and miss you; Sleep thinking of you; I miss you when I go to the toilet; Not moved?
I want to have a good rest during the day because I want to sleep at night.
26. People who say good night to bed are often still in a daze after half an hour.
27. Some people play more than you, sleep earlier than you and do better in exams.
28. I eat when I am unhappy, eat hard, and sleep when I am in a good mood. . .
29, lazy sheep said: Happiness is to eat and sleep every day.
30. My daughter cheated at the age of four, and my wife didn't spoil her. I finally overslept at the weekend. Background ~ The bitch had a quarrel in the living room, and the daughter didn't take advantage. She ran to the bedroom and shouted: Li X, get up and take care of your wife, she hit your child!
3 1, spring sleepy, autumn sleepy, summer sleepy, winter sleepy in March.
I hate being woken up when I sleep. I want to sleep but I can't sleep. I can sleep but I can't sleep.
33, watermelon+air conditioning+sleep+computer+mobile phone+]
45. Getting up in winter is an unprecedented challenge for me.
46. The pinyin for sleep is sleep, and the pinyin for insomnia is asbestos. I can't sleep at night because I miss you.
47. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her that it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.
48. It took 26 minutes to get up this time, and you have beaten 55% of the students in the country. The other two people in the dormitory can't get up this time and are starting over.
49. I still feel sleepy after taking sleeping pills last night. What happened? I am not sleepy at night. Can't sleep during the day. Don't want to; Don't ask; Don't look; Why are you still so tired?
50, happy days: just eat? Is it? Want to sleep? .
5 1, [My brother plays computer beside me when I sleep. I asked him, but I didn't talk in my sleep. He said no, adding that you called just now ...]
52. When can I lose sleep for you?
Recently, I always wake up every twelve hours because of insomnia.
54. I woke up in the morning thinking that I had grown taller overnight, only to find that the quilt was covered horizontally.
Every holiday is to eat online without getting up in the morning and yell not to stay up late at night.
I can't sleep every night. If you fall asleep one night, you will definitely be abnormal or die.
57. Sleeping too long in the morning can't afford to die at night.
58. Go to bed at noon and set the QQ automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, a classmate chatted with it all noon.
I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your nanny. I eat and sleep, and I want to be your baby.
Many times, the so-called going to sleep just changed from online to invisible. ...
6 1, now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I can't sleep, I will call someone to wake them up. I went to bed.
62. If you are sick and don't want to get up, you would rather not eat, or find someone to bring food. This is Zhu Dusheng's character.
As soon as the bell rings, primary school students start to make a scene when they lose their pencils, junior high school students start to flirt when they lose their textbooks, and senior high school students start to sleep when they lose their glasses.
64. [I suddenly feel that I am going to fall off the cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch *]
65. Every time I talk to you late on my mobile phone, I don't know when to go to bed.
66. I woke up when I didn't feel funny and wanted to knock on your window with a quilt.
67, 8. Treat yourself as someone else. Life is destined to experience many joys and sorrows. Only by treating yourself as someone else will you not be crazy in the face of happy events and not be sad in the face of difficulties. Life will also involve fame and fortune. Only by treating yourself as others will you not be tired of fame and fortune, moved by interests, trapped by officials and annoyed by feelings.
68. Now I have insomnia. You know the feeling. I know you know it.
I just went to bed and suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, so I kicked her out of bed. Now ghosts are more and more bold, follow
70. I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife and went to bed after laughing.
The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night, the Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon, and the Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.
72. Early in the morning, my mother came to my room and shouted: There is a girl looking for me outside! So I put on my clothes at once … the more I think about it, the more wrong it is! This is the latest wake-up call!
73. You are sleeping. Laugh at the thought!
Why do you treat me like a pig? Let me sleep as soon as you see me.
75. I am hungry. But I don't want to get up. Mingming cooks wonton at home. But I just don't want to get up. Very hungry. I don't want to get up. I have cat cake. Let me struggle a little longer.
The slogan reads: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.
77. Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts when people wake up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, it hurts when they can't get up, it hurts even more when they get up, and it hurts the most when they don't want to get up.
78. A lesson: Xiaoming was sleeping, and the teacher found out and said, I'm dying up there, and you're comfortable down there.
As soon as the bell rings, the pupils will throw away their pencils and play around. Junior high school students will put down their textbooks and flirt. High school students will take off their glasses and sleep//
80. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.
8 1, he dreamed that he couldn't tell dreams from reality until he slept and dreamed and woke up to live in reality.
School will start soon, and I've got everything ready. Crazy sex.
83. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from all WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!
84.DM: I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will wake up with convulsions.
85. It's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage. . . . .
86. I don't want to get up I want to sleep until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.
87. There are always 360 days in a year when I don't want to grow up. There are always 30 days in a month when I don't want to go to work; I don't want to get up seven days a week.
88. Next to every alarm clock, there is a slacker who doesn't want to get up.
89. Ever since I set my alarm clock to restless, I have been rolling and crawling out of bed every day.
90. Life is like a dream, always insomnia; Life is like a play, I always wear help; Life is like a song, I always go out of tune; Life is like a battlefield, and I am always possessed.
9 1, I will be scolded four times a day at home during the summer vacation: I don't get up in the morning, I surf the Internet when I get up, I don't want to eat, and I don't sleep at night.
Recently, I always wake up every twelve hours because of insomnia.
93. I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch. My grandmother who was shot said she was a long person.
94. Do you have any children's shoes? Like me, I told my parents in a rage that I didn't sleep, and I sneaked into bed in the middle of the night-
95. A sister asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to say it, so I told her it meant insomnia, and then she changed her signature to SM, which I used frequently recently.
96. It is really perseverance in bathing, endurance in washing, and explosiveness in getting up.
97. After beginning of winter, the world was divided into two parts, one under the covers and the other outside. It's time to get up by perseverance and take a bath by courage …
98. I hate being woken up when I sleep. I want to sleep but I can't sleep. I can sleep but I can't sleep.
I'm just sleepy and want to sleep. It happened that you were in bed.
100, rainy weather is most suitable for sleeping with a quilt and listening to songs all day.
Sleep and talk about it interestingly.
1. I can't stand it anymore, so I take out the mirror and meditate: I still can't learn well when I grow up.
2, people are going to graduate, and the handwriting is good.
The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.
I can't keep up with the times. Others say that when you meet love at the corner, you are afraid of an accident at the corner.
I don't want to die. At best, I cherish my life; In the worst case, I am afraid of death.
6, the feelings are light, will not put salt?
7. I like to see how you can't adapt to me and get rid of me.
8. Actually, I'm not fat, but I'm swollen by life.
9. I didn't mean to be different, how can I have outstanding taste!
10, brothers are brothers, women are clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.
1 1, it's all water, why do you want to put alcohol? They're all perverts. Why are you herding sheep?
12 teacher, you are dead. I love Taoists.
13, I just eat and lose weight every day, and you still say I have no perseverance?
14, teacher, when you put on this cassock, you will be an old man.
15, if I die one day, I will engrave "Playing Mahjong, Three Missing One" on the tombstone.
16, I finally know why I turned left and right in military training, because I would get a uniform grandson.
17, holding hands with me in the summer vacation, but there is a dog named exercise book in the middle.
18, life never dies, that is, you die and I die.
19, Tang Priest is really amazing. He catches every episode.
20. The most irritating thing in the world is not casting pearls before swine, but a group of people playing cotton for you.
2 1, you add me, friendship and girlfriends inspire youth nonsense funny drama.
22. It is also a monastery, but the difference is that you correct the road and I repair the bystander road.
23. There are always some crazy women who are friends I can't abandon.
24. The little earth is safe and doesn't need superman.
25. If your heart disease can't be cured, my veterinary certificate will be a white-collar worker.
26, show me less, when you are a palette.
27. In short, if you want to succeed, be crazy and keep your mind simple!
28. You are not short of girls, and I am not short of boys.
29. Today is my birthday, an international great man. Comrades, stop being infatuated with me. Birthday gifts are always welcome, hehe!
30. The left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum.
3 1, neighbors with unencrypted wifi are good neighbors.
32. Many people in school dress so dangerously, but they look so safe!
33. People are not good at talking, neither sweet nor long, nor have money.
Whenever the hero and heroine of idol drama break up, it will rain heavily outside.
35. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight.
36. I love reading while lying down, watching TV while lying down, and playing with my mobile phone sideways, which is so capricious.
37. Real force, dare to face a face without thickness.
38. Last night, I had a long chat with Mozzie. I know it with courtesy, move it with emotion, influence it and become a vegetarian!
39. Bragging without making a draft is mindless.
40. Walk by the river forever! No wet shoes! Always crawling on the edge of love! It is inevitable to slip!
4 1, the wild flowers on the roadside are also very awesome!
42. I didn't ask for another bottle of 1 iced black tea.
43. When people do good deeds, they always want ghosts and gods to know. They have done bad things and always think that ghosts and gods don't know. We are too embarrassed.
44. Live in a thatched cottage next to the richest man and drive a phoenix bike. Drinking the clear spring on the side of Longhu Mountain. Don't be infatuated with me, I already have a wife.
45. Don't be ridiculous, you are laughing to death.
There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.
47. I have a good personality and my parents have no worries.
48. Don't think that rabbits need you just because you are a carrot. Maybe rabbits will drink carotene now.
Your love for me is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.
50, showing off the rich and chicken is small, three years of hard work for one second.
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