There is a program in CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2008. Please give me the name of the program! !

Street Guards "Street Guards" is a sketch performed by Zhou Wei, Han Xue, and Jiu Ba at the Spring Festival Gala in 2008 (the year of Wuzi in the lunar calendar). Zhou Wei played the role of traffic policeman Zhuang Yan and Han Xue in the sketch. In this sketch, she plays Malusa, a traffic violator, and Period plays the role of a drunkard, a traffic violator. The lines of the skit are as follows:

Street Guard (sketch)

Characters: Zhuang Yan, male, in his 20s, traffic policeman (hereinafter referred to as Zhuang); Malusha, female, 20 Many years old, a violator (hereinafter referred to as a horse); an alcoholic, male, in his 30s, a violator (hereinafter referred to as a drinker).

Location: On the road.

Time: now.

[Sound effects of cars passing on the street. Direct traffic with a solemn gesture. Suddenly discovered the situation...]

Zhuang: Comrade... [Run to the end gate. The noise of drunkards. Enter Zhuang Yan, helping the drunkard with weak legs and feet]

Jiu: I didn’t expect that the municipal company also fooled people. The scumbag construction has done a lot of harm to people. Look at the road being built. It looks quite flat. Walk up. Clean the pits... (fall down)

Zhuang: (hurriedly helped the drunkard up) Comrade, how can there be any pits on this smooth road?

Jiu: There’s no trap (I can’t stand). Why did I continue to “sneak out” while being held up by two policemen?

Zhuang: Where are there two policemen? I am the only one.

Wine: One person? Then why do you have two heads? How much trouble?

Zhuang: Don’t worry about my head. Why are you drinking so much wine in broad daylight?

Wine: Who drank too much...didn’t drink at all...

Zhuang: It’s dangerous to drive when you are drunk like this. You can’t see the traffic in such a heavy traffic...

Wine: I saw it.

Zhuang: Why do you still want to drive after seeing it?

Jiu: I didn’t see any police!

Zhuang: You really tell the truth.

Wine: That’s what I’m not good at. I tell the truth after drinking some wine. If my wife wants to know something about me, she always gets me drunk first and then asks. If I didn't drink, I wouldn't be able to deceive her...

Zhuang: It's rare to see someone who drinks like you.

Jiu: I have never seen you act like a traffic policeman. Too amateurish! I was sitting in the driving seat and just started the car, and you pulled me out. Can I be fined?

Zhuang: What should I do if I want to be an expert?

Jiu: If you are an expert, just wait a little longer.

Zhuang: What are you waiting for?

Wine: You wait for me to shift into gear, give the gas, lift the clutch, and the wheels turn. At this time, you come out and yell "stop" to get me out. This is called drunk driving. I will be deducted points and fined. Maybe I will be detained for a few more days...

Zhuang: Listening to your procedure, I really don’t seem drunk.

Jiu: You are too impatient. You helped me out before my car even started to move. You can’t deduct or fine me. You’ve been working hard for a long time in vain, right? Is it unfair to call you an amateur? You just threw off your silly shoes, took off your silly socks, took off your silly pants, and took off your silly coat...

Zhuang: How do you say this?

Jiu: All you have left is a fool! Just wait a second and my car will drive out. By then, you can open the penalty.

Zhuang: Will an accident happen in this second? If you drive drunk, it’s not a big deal if you get into an accident. A tragedy involving a car crash and killing people is likely to happen within this second.

Jiu: Don’t scare me. They say wine makes people brave. The more courage I have, the better...

Zhuang: Let’s talk about your business. Aren’t you very knowledgeable about our traffic police business? Let me tell you a few more words. The purpose of our traffic police enforcement is not to deduct points for fines, but to defend the dignity of life, protect people's property, and nip all hidden dangers and accidents in the bud.

Wine: Are you that capable?

Zhuang: It’s definitely not possible to rely on our traffic police alone. We need the joint efforts of the whole society... Let’s take a rest here to sober up. I will be laid off in a few minutes. I will replace you. I'll drive you home and let's have a good chat. I really like listening to you talk...

Jiu: I'm waiting for you... (suddenly yelling) Hey, look over there...

[Zheng Yan ran forward a few steps and made a stop signal. Harsh brake sound]

Jiu: Brother, you should also stop this car. How dangerous is it?

[Enter Malusha in gorgeous clothes]

Ma: What’s wrong, why did you ask me to stop?

[solemn greeting, salute]

Zhuang: Hello, please show your driver's license.

Ma: What’s wrong with me?

Zhuang: You violated traffic laws and were speeding. How dangerous it is...

Ma: Speeding? Do you mean I drove too fast?

Wine: You are really not driving too fast.

Ma: That’s right.

Wine: You are flying too low! Sister, is this a Boeing 747 you are driving?

Ma: What's the Boeing 747? This is Alto... (pretending) Traffic police brother, raise your hand and let me pass. Do you know where my car comes from?

Wine: Where else could a broken Alto come from? Do you think you are an Audi?

Zhuang: Comrade, please show your driving license.

Ma: What? Are you done with getting serious? Let me tell you, I know your team leader...

Zhuang: I also know our team leader. Please show me your driver's license.

Jiu: Are you out of words? Get your notebook.

Ma: Just pay, what’s the matter with you? [Ma Lusha took out the book and was about to hand it over but stopped]

Ma: Brother, take care of me, I have something urgent...

Zhuang: If you have something urgent, you can't drive so fast. Wasn't everything delayed due to an accident?

Ma: I am here to see my husband... He is also from your brigade, his name is Zhuang Yan...

Zhuang: Huh? ! Your name is...

Ma: My name is Malusha...

Jiu: Your nickname is "Shou'er", right?

Ma: Yes! How do you know?

Wine: My first name is Malusha, my nickname must be "Shou'er", he's a street killer!

Ma: What are you making fun of? My real name is Malusha... If you don’t believe me, look at it... [Malusha hands his driver’s license to Zhuang Yan]

[Zhuang Yan looks at Malusha in the photo, Malusha poses beautifully]

Jiu: Oh my god, why are you still posing? You can just take a few more cat steps.

Ma: Brother, do you know Zhuang Yan?

Zhuang: Very familiar, but he doesn’t seem to be married yet. [Significantly fill out the penalty form and hand it to Malusha]

Zhuang: Comrade, please go to the urban traffic police brigade to accept the punishment tomorrow...

Ma: What? Didn't I tell you that I am Zhuang Yan's fiancée...

Zhuang: This is not inconsistent with your acceptance of punishment! (Salute) Goodbye!

[Zheng Yan walked to Taichung and continued to direct traffic with gestures]

Ma: Hey, why are you so disrespectful?

Jiu: What are you talking about? Is she still the fiancee of a traffic policeman based on her IQ? Wouldn't it be enough to just call your husband?

Ma: Huh? Yes...yes...(takes out mobile phone) Hello, Winnie the Pooh?

Wine: And Garfield.

Ma: I am Garfield...who is Garfield? I'm Lusha. Is the boyfriend from the urban traffic police brigade you introduced to me named Zhuang Yan...

Jiu: I haven’t met my husband for a long time? Now this girl's mouth is really ahead of her time...

Ma: Have you told him about me? He knows my name, right...Okay, give me his mobile phone number...Who is in a hurry to get married? Oops, I can't tell you clearly now. I called him... (The phone didn't get through after ringing the number several times) Why should I turn off my phone in broad daylight? Seriously.

[Ma Lusha was so anxious that she turned around, solemnly stopped giving instructions, looked at her watch, took out her mobile phone, and walked towards the drunkard while turning it on]

Zhuang: How is it? Are you sober? I'm laid off, let's go.

Ma: Hey, hey, our work is not over yet!

Zhuang: You haven’t left yet?

Ma: Give me your driver's license.

Zhuang: I’ll give you your driver’s license, okay.

Ma: That’s it, just give it back to me and that’s it. Who among us will follow whom?

Zhuang: After you accept the punishment, I will naturally return it to you...

Ma: You, you... still don't want to pay it back?

Zhuang: Oh, didn’t I make it clear enough?

Ma: Give it back to me now.

Zhuang: Sorry, I don’t have the power.

Ma: Then why do you have the right to work while drunk?

Zhuang: I didn’t drink?

Ma: I didn’t drink. How dare you say you didn’t drink with such a strong smell of alcohol?

Wine: This taste of wine is in my mouth.

Ma: Standing there, one foot sticks out from under the quilt... Who do you think is the leader?

Zhuang: Look, do I look like someone who has been drinking?

Ma: Look at your blushing face. You don’t look like anyone else...

Zhuang: People often say that I have a dark face. This is the first time I have heard someone say that I blush.

Ma: Yes, your face is black and red! Not only did you drink, but you also brought a drunk relative with you when you were on duty, making sarcastic remarks to innocent people...

Jiu: I don't know him at all...

Ma: Why don't you know him? You two are relatives, and he is your brother-in-law...

Jiu: He is my brother-in-law? How could my sister be so lucky?

Ma: Let me tell you, if you don’t return your driver’s license to me right away, I will sue you for violating the ban and let you show off your authority in a police uniform? I'll peel off this skin for you...

Jiu: You mean peeling off the skin? You are using the police as bananas!

Ma: I’ll call now... (pick up the phone and press the number)

[Zheng Yan’s phone rings. Answer the phone]

Zhuang: Hello, hello...

Ma: Are you solemn? I am Malusa, the girlfriend introduced to you by Winnie the Pooh. Why is that policeman in your team acting like that? "Monkey" is not a thing...

Zhuang: "Monkey" is not a thing in the first place... ...

Ma: He... (he suddenly looked at Zhuang Yan and was stunned) You?

Zhuang: Let’s meet, I am Zhuang Yan! [solemnly and enthusiastically stretched out his hand to Malusha, Malusha was embarrassed and at a loss]

Zhuang: I didn’t expect that we would meet here. Sister Xiaoma, thank you for choosing a traffic policeman as your boyfriend, but you You also need to consider that as a traffic police wife, you not only have to understand the ups and downs of traffic police enforcing the law, but also sometimes have to endure some grievances! See you again when we have the chance. [Saluting solemnly, helping the drunkard to get off]

Ma: Hey... leaving me here with him, I don't believe that I am not as attractive as a drunkard... Wait for me... [Chase]

(Slightly abridged)