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I am a classic of special forces. -You are my brother's classic.

1. If you walk on Taipingzhuang South Street in this city and throw a brick at ten people, nine of them may be the deputy director and one is the executive director. Who do you think you are? ※? Spielberg, Zhuang! I dare not go back, I dare not think about the past, I dare not miss you. To tell the truth, I force myself not to think about it, but I still can't forget it! ※! I can't forget every cliff I climbed, every village I walked through, every step I kicked and every bullet I fired. I will never forget the days when our brothers were in trouble together!

Let bygones be bygones!

3. Where did our titles come from? This is what the enemy called out.

4. paratroopers are surrounded by nature!

5. Special forces are the highest honor for scouts.

6. Paratroopers only know how to move forward and never retreat!

7. Where did our titles come from? This is what the enemy called out.

8. If I go to the battlefield, which one of you will take a bullet for me? However, as long as you are a member of China People's Liberation Army, I will take a bullet for you on the battlefield! What are special forces? ※? Special forces are particularly stupid troops. Old Gun: You are all bears, even worse than bears! ※! Xiaozhuang: Then you are the monitor of Xiong Nan! Name of your employer: Chinese army special forces unit: China People's Liberation Army superior: Chairman of China People's Liberation Army Military Commission? ※? ※? Rookie. Who named you? Old bird. Why do old birds call you a rookie? Because we are stupid, because we are stupid. Airborne troops are naturally surrounded! ※! Don't hit me in the face. Who is the best? ※? Who is the worst A team? Who is the new member of Team A? Rookie is crazy, too. Give him a beating! This is not a dead end, just insert a steel jump and start over. If you live, you will die. ※. ※。 An old bird killed by a group of rookies ※ The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave may die there ※ Paratrooper: Why do you always follow me? Stop following me! Health worker: You are tall and can keep out the wind! Why did you come to the army special forces selection? ※? In order not to disappoint my company commander! In order to become the best professional soldier! To prove that you can do it! In order to become a soldier king! In order to become a soldier like his parents! In order to get into the public security bureau after job-hopping, I wanted to be a policeman since I was a child! In order to save these wounded soldiers whose brains are caught in the crack of the door, it is the unshirkable responsibility of doctors to save lives! What do you think of the special forces? ※? A bunch of lunatics! Real professional soldiers, I would like to be one of them! Elite warriors! King of soldiers! The first troops to participate in the war and the last troops to leave! With the opportunity of actual combat, you can use what the troops have learned! My brain is caught in the door, or someone will come! What would you do if you went behind enemy lines and your comrade-in-arms were injured and could not advance with the team? ※? I will stay with him until I die! Give him enough water and food to help him hide. If I am still alive, I will come back to pick him up! I will persuade him to wait for us. If he can't wait, I will persuade him to commit suicide! I will change my plan of action and leave one person to protect him until we come back! Then I'll die with him behind his back! I will cure him. If not, I'll live with him! I can't forget the memory of the troops. They can only accompany me in the dark night! ※! The army is a tough guy's world, and no one will look up to you. Youth always leaves us incomparable pure memories. ※. I was 18 years old that year and joined the army for love.

"What is China's special forces? ※? It is a soldier from hell. "

Look at your equipment. You are the Air Force. ※

"Well, you see right, paratroopers. Do you know what this is? " -He pointed to the epaulettes on his arm and looked proud.

"Hey, what a big long-legged ostrich."

"What ostrich? ! This is an eagle. I am a famous eagle division. Do you know Ganling? Huang Jiguang has heard ... "

"What are you looking at? I have never seen paratroopers. "

"No, I've never seen an ostrich."

Is there no hot water? ※? Outside, the faucet. Where is the toilet? Open space, huh? The vast world is a great achievement.

What's your name? ※? Rookie.

Who named you? Old bird.

Why are you called a rookie? Because we are stupid, because we are stupid, because we have no brain, because we lack a string.

Aren't you Deng Zhenhua? ※? "

"Hey, teacher, how do you know me? ! "

"Your boy parachuted into someone else's ladies' room, and later he chatted with others about what kind of eagle he was in the air and a soldier he came to. "

Unexpectedly, we climbed mountains and mountains, and were finally wiped out by the reconnaissance company. ※."

"Night Tiger Reconnaissance Company!"

What are you pretending? It's not that I don't know that your little thoughts are all about girls. ※.

I don't know if I can stop getting hurt. We are China's first and last line of defense. I love Xiaoying, and I also love the China Army. But then, for a moment, I lost everything, and for a while, I became nothing. ※.

Paratroopers can't be wrong! ※!

Strategic airborne eat chicken! ※! My strategic airborne chicken!

She cursed me in all kinds of languages, but I don't know. ※!

Bao: Let the actor who plays me in this TV series be handsome for me. ※.

Hadron: and me, don't forget, I have always been a glorious image.

Xiaozhuang: Don't worry, it's easy to die if you find someone more handsome than you these days.

Ostrich: Remember, the person who plays me must be the most handsome, coolest and coolest person, because what a cool strategic sniper I am.

Doctor, do you know why I chose to be a sniper? ※

"Because you are highly nearsighted."

"No, because I don't like running the most. When the sniper can stay here and watch you run. "

"Then why did you either run first or second in the five-kilometer cross-country race?"

"You don't understand this. I'll run to the finish line first and then watch you run. "

I want to know why the monitor brought you in. ※

"Why, oh, I see, because my object is the warehouse manager, and you are afraid that he will not send you anything."

The ostrich said, "Beat me dry?" ?

The doctor smiled treacherously: fire, fire. ...

It's really a bald-tailed wolf. It's good to keep yourself alive. ※.

For the first time, I found the voice of the dog's head so beautiful! ※!

I didn't mean to kiss you last night. You just kissed me. You didn't suffer. Pretend that nothing happened. ※!