I want & gt the SMS ringtone inside: "pirate captain, make love, pink queen, alas". Those who don't sing are all in vain.

There are many jokes in this year's summer movie. Wu Yusen's work Red Cliff, which is very popular recently, has attracted extra box office income because of many jokes circulating on the Internet. Today, the costume comedy Perfect Beauty, which is regarded as a tribute to "Going East and Going West", is released across the board. As soon as it came out, some netizens pointed out that the hilarious style of Beauty is similar to that of Red Cliff, and listed eight classic funny lines on the same stage.

first inning

1 chibi "I need to keep calm all the time ..."

Commentary: Zhou Yu Zhuge Liang met for the first time:

Zhou Yu: "Why is Fan in such a cold day?"

Zhuge Liang: "I need to keep calm all the time ..." (Laughter from the audience) …

Perfect: "Calm down!"

Commentary: Wu Kaka, the housekeeper of Nangong House, often said this sentence: Calm down! I believe that this line will be regarded as a classic by everyone with Wu Guanjia's unique head and hand movements and the most important tone and expression.

Win perfection. Calm down! Reason: short and easy to operate.

Second round

Cao Cao in Red Cliff: Desire makes people young.

Commentary: Cao Cao was staring blankly at Xiao Qiao's portrait, and Hua Tuo stepped forward and said, "Prime Minister, too many desires and dreams will also cause the wind ..."

Cao Cao: "Haven't you heard that desire makes people young?" (The whole audience collapsed, and Cao Cao knew it. )

Perfect bobo

Commentary: Miss Nangong was kissed by the prince and felt good about herself, but the truth came out and the prince didn't like her. Wu Kaka, the housekeeper, immediately stopped her delusions and said, Miss, this is a wrong wave at the wrong time, in the wrong place and with the wrong object. The funny thing about this sentence lies entirely in the tone of Ukaka, and the final focus falls on Bobo, which makes people laugh.

Award-winning: the words "desire" in "Perfect" are used as little as possible, which is not harmonious!

Third round

Red Cliff has a bright future.

the first paragraph

Zhou Yu approached Zhuge Liang and asked him what he was doing. ...

Liang: "I just bathed the pigeons ... and dried them ..." (very gentle and sweet)

Yu: "Aren't you afraid of them catching cold?" (gentler and more intimate)

They looked at each other affectionately for 3 seconds ~ ~ ~

The second paragraph

Zhou Yu: I haven't felt so bad for a long time.

Xiao Qiao: You (you and Zhuge Liang) will definitely hit it off.

Commentary: How dare they?

"Perfect" Prince and Men's Wear Fluttershy Brokeback

Fluttershy saved the prince, and Fluttershy invited him to his room for a drink. The proprietress said to them, Oh, I don't know if you two like this. Close the door and say to the ladies under the hand with a smile: Brokeback.

Award-winning: "Red Cliff" Reason: Before the Three Kingdoms, everyone had never seen such subtle and sincere feelings, and Xiao Qiao did not object!