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Tik Tok wrote 84 lovely sentences.

First, the world is bitter, but I am sweet.

Second, Jianghu is not easy to mix, hiding under my bed.

Third, I can see that your five elements lack true love.

Fourth, I am glad that you are not someone else's.

There are stars in your eyes, and I am the moon.

Six, you are so charming, how can you not be moved?

Seven, it doesn't matter if you are unfamiliar, just call me a fairy.

A genius like me can eat anywhere.

Nine, love can not be talked about, money can not be without.

I am possessed by you. You must reward me.

Eleven, beauty can't square things, Sao doesn't know what to say.

Twelve, you hurry up and secretly kiss me, my eyes are closed.

Thirteen, in addition to our breasts, fat is everywhere.

The little girl is very talented, but my son is not good enough for me.

Fifteen, I am unreasonable, unless my husband hugs me.

Sixteen, apply to enter your heart, I knock at the door.

17. I also want to talk about love. I have been spoiled since I was a child.

18. When you smile, I collapse and my heart is pounding.

Why should I lose weight? It's not that I can't afford it.

Twenty, maybe I ate too much salt and always missed you when I was idle.

Twenty-one, long meat is a matter of rushing to the chest, not always rushing to the stomach.

What's delicious about snacks? I prefer to eat you.

Twenty-three, many things have to be digested by themselves, so the more you grow up, the fatter you get.

Tell you what's in your heart, mouth to mouth.

Since you can't be your bride, be your mother.

Twenty-six, the recent wish is: close your eyes to sleep, open your eyes to have you.

27. Being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

28. I have a car, a house and a deposit. What am I afraid of? I'm afraid of waking up.

Twenty-nine, when you meet someone you like, you must be bold, cautious and thick-skinned.

Even so, I feel really glad to meet you.

Talking to you is a waste of saliva, and you have to pay with me.

32 years old, like you, like a toffee, sweet from head to toe.

33. I think you are cute and want to trick you into going home and hiding.

My quilt is so soft, fragrant and comfortable. Do you want to cover it together?

I am so cute. Do you want to consider loving me to death?

Thirty-six, it's mine. Do not move. It's not mine. You put it there.

37. More and more people leave, and those who stay are becoming more and more important.

Thirty-eight, with me, we will look good hand in hand.

The world is big, but the place I want to go most is your heart.

Forty, don't chase the bus, chase me. I'm slow and a little cute.

It is false to want to drink with you, but you are really drunk and want to sleep.

I want to be your cat, be fed by you and sleep with you.

Forty-three, I really envy you that there are still people on your list. Why is my list only pigs?

Forty-four, you didn't have me in the first half of your life, so let me accompany you through the second half.

Forty-five, you are the joy of youth, and I want to say this to you in turn.

Play hide-and-seek with me, and you will lose because you are in my heart.

47. You can't just say you like many things, such as me.

Forty-eight, some people say that if you have a child, you won't have dysmenorrhea. Have one!

Forty-nine, you always say that I am lazy, yes, I like you and I am too lazy to give up on you.

I am much cuter than you today, so you should kiss me.

I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

Nothing can be said. My mother has promised me to marry you.

You are a good boy, but I am too beautiful for you.

54. When you were thin, you were in my heart. When you are fat, you can't get out.

Fifty-five, grades are like slides. It's hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.

I am not your dog, I am your lovely, beautiful, gentle and generous wife.

Fifty-seven, people who can understand and take care of your little emotions are so charming.

Fifty-eight, it's cold, no matter how much I wear, I will freeze to death without me in my heart.

I will give myself to you. Cute as it is, I can't afford it.

Even cats and dogs know how to shed their skins when the seasons change. Is it wrong for me to buy clothes?

You drink your chicken soup and I cook my mala Tang, which is not very tonic, but very hot.

Sixty-two, hum, I don't want to be a wronged ghost, I want to be someone else's little baby.

Sixty-three, a new pair of underwear is designed with your name on it. It's really sweet and humiliating.

Sixty-four, from now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and never say a word about your loveliness and beauty.

Sixty-five, be my boyfriend, and I will protect you from my other boyfriends.

Sixty-six, I'm at the end of my rope now, and there's no way out. This is not another village with a bright future for you.

Sixty-seven, I only allow you in my heart in my life, and the deer will always be you.

Sixty-eight, the strongest triangle in mathematics is precisely the most fragile relationship in emotion.

Perhaps the best love is to tolerate each other's past and trust each other's future.

Seventy, eat the best food and love the loveliest person all your life. It is enough to have both.

Seventy-one, I understand all the reasons, but I can't help turning around when I hear others calling for beauty.

Seventy-two, the girl who will marry you in the future, I must touch her wedding dress and say a few words.

If I miss you, then a gust of wind is you, a tree is you, and a cloud is you.

Seventy-four, I think you are cute, then you are cute, and everything related to you is cute.

Seventy-five, I'll stay here until you come back for me, okay? Come on, I want to grow mushrooms.

Seventy-six, want to play a small temper, want to be coaxed, but also want to be gently touched and hugged, and then kiss.

Seventy-seven, I like you, which is the kind of love that can be awkward during the day and hey hey at night.

Dear, don't be discouraged when you fail to start a business. You won't have nothing. You still have debts.

79. Some people will become talkative only when they meet someone they like, and don't want to say a word when they meet someone they don't like.

Homework is a loyal "fox" sent by the teacher, which takes away our time.

8 1. I like people who will ask me what I am doing in a short time and stick to me and share interesting things with me all the time, which makes me feel very needed.

Eighty-two, like, is to know the best side of each other, like him; Love is knowing the worst of each other, but still loving without hesitation.

Eighty-three, people who have deleted me, don't add me for the second time; People who have left me, I don't want to take another look; Those who hate me, please continue and don't give up.

Learn to dance with the wind on windy days and hold up an umbrella for yourself when it rains. Life is expected to wear autumn water, and there will be unexpected joy.