Humorous apology short message sentence daquan

1, forgive me! I knew that I had made a mistake. If you can't forgive me, keep calling me to scold me! I am willing to be scolded by you until I am old!

2, fools make people sad, and smart people make people happy; I did something stupid once, which actually made the person I love the most sad. I want to turn over a new leaf, be a smart person, pray for the forgiveness of the people I love most, and ask for forgiveness of my sins.

3. A kitchen knife, a pair of handcuffs, a rope, a bottle of poison and a murder weapon. You can choose at any time. As long as you are happy, as long as you are angry, as long as you lay down your life with a gentleman, you are loyal and sincere. It is said that you are kind-hearted, kind-hearted and have a long smile. You will not dispute with me and defile your clever brain.

4, little woman, but I like it very much. I really won't make you angry again. I miss you, you really want to hug you!

I apologize for the nonsense just now. I won't talk nonsense anymore. Never mind!

I want to make up a humorous story to tell you that I have been joking for four years, but I am afraid of getting wet in a clean autumn. Please forgive me.

7, meet, the mood is like blue sky and white clouds fluttering; With, the heart is as fragrant and beautiful as flowers and plants; Misunderstanding is like roaring quicksand; Looking back on the past, my heart is as indifferent as a silent night smile. I really want to say to you: sorry, I was wrong! I hope you can forgive me!

8. I know you are angry. Every time you get angry, I get scared. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?

9. I know ... you must be very angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded. Your eyes are red. Your fist is clenched ...

10, I'm really bad, I'm a rogue, and the trouble I caused on impulse is all my fault; I should have scolded, because I didn't listen to you. Honey, I'm sorry. Please don't be angry again, okay?

1 1, I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

12, I can't bear your kindness to me, I can't bear to love you, I can't bear to miss my past and my present, I can't bear the past and the happiness you gave me, I don't want to lose you, and I don't want to lose you. Forgive me.

13, our dreams and love are intertwined. Don't give up because of one contradiction. Believe me, I didn't mean to make you angry. Give me another chance to prove that I love you!

14, I will call for sleeping feelings with sincerity and let love be reborn in persistence; I will wait for your life with my life, and let time prove that I love my life. Please give me another chance to awaken your love!

15, my carelessness led me into the sad forest, walking on the street with beautiful shadows, and my heart was full of sadness. Please look at my panicked eyes, forgive me and send me a message to say hello! Please.

16, I was wrong! That lady is gentle, virtuous, well-managed and knowledgeable, but I don't appreciate her. I'm sorry, please forgive me!

17, I dare not look you in the eye. I know I was wrong. You have a lot of adults. Will you forgive me? The person who loves you deeply is repenting. ...

18, I was wrong, it was my sin that made you angry, and I also participated; I am not good, I review, and I am sad to make you sad; I was wrong, forgive me, put aside my troubles and live; I wish you, don't be sad, walk a long way with me! Dear, forgive me!

19, it was raining in Mao Mao, and the lovely grass was absorbing the rain and dew in the sky, as if suddenly meeting you in the vast sea of people, and you were like the rain and dew in the sky, so I disappeared in the drizzle before I could absorb you, dear, I'm sorry! Come back! This is your shelter from the wind and rain!

Although I often make you angry, it is not my intention. I love you enough to give up my life. I am not good, I review; I was wrong, I was guilty; This is my fault. I should have passed. Dear, please forgive me.

2 1. No words can replace my guilt. How can I get your forgiveness?

22. If my greetings bother you, I am helpless; If you get along with me is a burden, I am very sad; I'm sorry if my heart is far away; If it's over, please make it clear.

I'm sorry if my willfulness made you angry. If you still won't forgive me, just call me and scold me, as long as you call me.

24. There are many things that can be forgotten in a person's life, but I never dare to forget my parents' kindness! Dear mom and dad, I wish you good health!

Please forgive me this time. I promise not to make the same mistake next time. Forgive me. I will wait for you next time. Will you stand me up?

26, please don't be indifferent to me, please don't turn a blind eye to me, your ruthlessness betrayed your true feelings; Please don't let regret become my lifelong regret. I don't need a lie to love you. Please accept my apology. I'm sorry!

27, dear, you should always pay attention, I will sit on the flying carpet and appear in front of you at any time, bringing your favorite chocolate, which contains my apologies and the sweetness of love, saying sorry to you!

28. Honey, don't be angry again. Are you hungry? So you treat me like a little carp? You can burn, boil, boil, stew and steam ... it's up to you! Then let me slowly fall down your throat into your stomach and lie quietly in your warm stomach for a sweet sleep. How comfortable!

29. Dear: You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive!

30. Honey, will you forgive me? As long as you will forgive me, I will use my life to make up for my mistakes. Just let me pay in installments slowly, and I'll make you happy, okay?

3 1, honey, I won't hit you, this is not love; I won't scold you; Scold is not love. If there are occasional contradictions and quarrels, it is normal; If I hurt you, I will.

When you lose your temper, my eyes will turn black. My bed was single when you lost your temper. When you lost your temper, I waited in the corner. When you smile, I smile, sincerely apologize to you, concentrate on waiting for your forgiveness, seriously wait for your reply, and seriously confess to you, dear, forgive me!

33. Neither you nor I can find new support. It doesn't matter whether the past is right or wrong. As long as we all know clearly, there is still an endless period in our hearts.

You know I have always loved you, and I don't want to owe you too much. If I really leave one day, you must forgive me.

35. You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of my life; I deeply regret making you angry and annoying; Punish me as much as I want, complain as much as I want, even if I kneel to death, I am willing; Please forgive me, as long as you accept my apology, I will do all the cooking and cooking!

36. Wearing a cotton-padded jacket is because the weather is cold; Because of the rain, the umbrella was propped up; I texted you because I was wrong ... Can you forgive me?

37. Don't totally deny me because of this matter, and keep me at home for at least 60 years.

38. Did I scare you? Just kidding, don't mind!

39. It was all my fault. Don't be angry. It's not good to be angry.

40. Don't you always say that "the prime minister can punt in his stomach", then don't dispute with me.

4 1, if men can't get the understanding of women. Even if there is gold under your knee, so what. I knelt down 100% to make amends!

42. Can't you tolerate the mistakes made by someone who loves you? If you can forgive me, I will make up for my mistake with my practical actions!

43. Your performance makes me feel that my taste is very low! Maybe I am. I just found out today. Your image has shrunk!

44. I am happy when you are angry. Ha ha ha ha, I am so happy! Don't be angry if you don't want to make me happy.

45. You said that the love letter I wrote was a novel, which made me feel tired and miserable, so I sent a text message instead, exquisite and inexpensive!

46. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you through hard work, damn it! Only to find that our wings are on the same side.

47. If you are worried or sad because I love you, nothing can replace my guilt. I'm sorry, what should I do to you?

48. Without forgiveness, life will be dominated by endless hatred and revenge. I really don't want to hurt you. I really want to make up with you. Please forgive me.

49. All the reasons and explanations are weak. I choose to wait for your forgiveness silently.

I am an idiot, but please believe me, I didn't mean to. Can You Ever Forgive Me? Honey.

5 1, if I love you and make you worry or sad, then no words can replace my guilt, I'm sorry! How should I treat you?

52. Rain is not the fault of the wind. It is not the fault of the sea that the river flows out of the valley. It's not the earth's fault that yellow leaves fall. Making you angry is my biggest mistake: I'm sorry, baby!

Right or wrong, I want to say I'm sorry on this beautiful day. If our acquaintance in the vast sea of people is the fate arranged by heaven, let's start from the beginning.

54. Will you cut your hair short and ask me if it looks good? I said it looked good and you were happy. Further verification, I said OK; If you say hello, my answer is not as good as before, which makes you sad. This is my fault. In the future, such replies will be subject to the first time.

I don't know how to say it, but I still have to say sorry! If it makes you forgive me, I'd rather say it until you forgive me!

56. If misunderstanding is a fog, I will light 10,000 lamps; If misunderstanding is a thorn, I will definitely pull it out, even if it is scarred. Don't let misunderstanding become a stumbling block to love. I really love you.

57. I'm really sorry that you've been searching so hard for so many years because of the mistakes you made unintentionally when you were young.

58. It was my indifference that made that dress fly, and it was my indifferent attitude last night that made you worse. I'm sorry!

59. If the balloon is too full, it will burst. Although you are thick-skinned, you won't last long. Let out some air, even from below.

60. I'm sorry, I don't have time to accompany you and let you live alone. You are not allowed to be a boudoir.

6 1, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to hurt you. No one wants today's situation to happen Since everyone is unhappy, let's be ordinary.

62. I'm sorry just because I love you so much, but my heart is even sadder when I hurt your heart. If you think I'm hopeless, then leave me alone. If you think I can fix it, forgive me again!

63. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. My heart is broken for you and songs are sung for you. All this time, I just want you to be happy. I was really wrong this time. Can you give me a chance to make up for it?

It is a fact that I once loved you. It's true that I still love you. Once painful, it is true; This is still painful and real. Come back, I love you!

65, I was wrong, I don't want to lose you, don't want to lose a person who loves me the most, a person I love the most! Please forgive me!

66. Goddess of the Heart: Sorry! I do this because I like you and love you! I really want to be with you! Please give me another chance, will you?

67, baby, don't cry, your tears are my pearls, and it hurts me to lose one. Don't lose my pearls, let them shine in your heart.

68. Without you, I am like a fish out of water. Can an apology sober you up? Love is a happy thing. Can we swim together again?

69. Saturday's wedding, I said I have a meeting, and I don't know if I can go. You have prepared two red envelopes, one is 100 and the other is 200. As a result, I didn't go, and you accidentally sent a thick one. Honey, I shouldn't laugh at you. You are doing very well. If I were you, I would send them both together.

I'm sorry, I'm deeply sorry for my rudeness. Because I really want to see you, I have never cared so much in my heart. Forgive me, okay?

7 1, I don't want to upset you, but I'm always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it's my fault, please relax and give me some forgiveness.

72. Singing sad songs and looking at the beloved girl. The heart is broken for you, the song is sung for you, and the heart is broken for you. I just want to make you happy, I'm sorry!

73. How can my heart stand disagreement, treating myself as an enemy, and being in such a changeable mood? If you are careless, don't think too much and don't think too bad! I really love you!

74. Baby, it's all my fault. Forgive me and trust me. Call you when you have time!

75. Maybe my innocence broke your heart! I am harmless to your heart! I want to say: I'm sorry for making you angry these two days! I didn't mean to. Forgive me! Don't take it personally!

76. You still owe me a deep hug and want to see your eyes to explain it, so I keep looking back and looking forward to it. When I face the night alone, how can I hide it?

77, people are embarrassed, the heart is embarrassed, and the soul is also embarrassed; Send a message, ask for forgiveness, and don't let love wander again; I'm so flustered that my face is thin and yellow. If I write back to ease my sadness, please don't think about it.

When you accused me of leaving my socks lying around, I shouldn't accuse you of leaving books lying around. After all, socks stink and are scholarly.

The pager said: I have arrived at Carrefour, waiting for you at the gate. As a result, I have arrived home, waiting for you at the door.

80. My life is boring these days. Because I didn't hear from you, I tried the pain without salt. I hurt you too carelessly. Please forgive this careless mistake and say sorry.

8 1, you are funny, you are funny, you are really funny; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and bullets cannot penetrate; Learn to somersault and fall into the pit.

82. How can you forgive me? All you have to do is draw a road, set a trap, dig a hole and I'll jump in.

Honey, I can't help loving you. You are the only one I love. Let me come back to your arms, okay?

84. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the ugly and beautiful mentally retarded young people! Hurry up and pack your things, go out for shelter from the rain, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You are welcome!

85. My wife is an active operating system, but it is very troublesome to install and uninstall; The little secret is the desktop, you can change it every day as long as you are interested; Lover is the internet, the scenery is infinite, and money is constantly spent; Miss is pirated software, remember to kill virus first when using it.

86, thunder rumbled, regardless of the bird's panic; Rain just surges, regardless of the mud on the ground; The wind just roars, regardless of the pain of the tree; And you are just angry, regardless of my inner pain; Please control me and don't ignore me, okay?

87. You told me to face east, but I dare not face west. You told me to sit on a stool, but I dare not climb a ladder. You let me eat dry food, I dare not drink thin food. You let me wipe my sweat, but I dare not wipe my nose. Please forgive my unintentional mistake!

88. Without you, flowers are not fragrant and birds are silent; Without you, people are unhappy and unhappy; Without you, I can't sleep well and my dreams are not sweet; Without you, it is hard to trust and sad; Without you, my life becomes lifeless. Please come back to me as soon as possible

89. There is no sunshine or wind in my heart, only a sad river flows freely. At this moment, I have a special taste in my heart. I really want to hold hands with a smile, but it's a pity that you didn't bow your head to forgive and send a message to beg.

90. I was upset in summer, so I lost my temper with you. Later, I sat in the refrigerator for half an hour to reflect, and then basked in the sun for a quarter of an hour, just to call the wrong cold and remember the lesson! Honey, I just hope you can forgive me!

9 1, how to explain it now is powerless in front of you, silently waiting for your forgiveness, but letting you know that a silly heart is waiting for your forgiveness!

92. A patient is very ill. The doctor felt it necessary to tell him the truth. You are too sick. Do you want to see anyone else? The patient said weakly, I want to see another doctor.

93. A wedding was held in the church. Two children are bored outside. One of them said to play a joke on the groom, how to open it, walked up to him and called him dad loudly.

94. Is it true that men in some African countries can't know their brides until they get married? Not only in Africa, but also in the world.

95. When a mother takes her children to learn English in Disney, Disney must teach English by herself. The staff told her that there was no such person, and her mother didn't believe it. The staff said that you should find a rabbit to teach him English.

96. The family is lazy and all the work is given to the dog. The guests were surprised when they saw the dog mopping the floor. Dogs say they can't. The guests were surprised that the dog could talk. The dog said they knew, and they wanted me to answer the phone.

97. All along, what I regret is that I didn't do anything with you, not what I did with you.

98. Love is poison, and sugar coating is wonderful. Take a sip and stop. If you drink it, you will lose your life.

99. How many times have I told you to be careful not to go out at night, but you just won't listen. No, I dreamed again last night, which made me unwilling to wake up!

100, fate is the accounting principle; Loneliness is a cumulative discount; Think he is a diary; Secret love is a bad debt that can't be recovered; Memory is the summary of profit and loss; Tears are the rights and interests of the owner; Love is inventory.

10 1, you vomit when you drink too much, you cry when you are sad, you climb trees when you ride a motorcycle, and you can't move when you see a beautiful little girl. I always feel that I have earned almost enough, and my feelings are always not improving! ! !

102, I can't help you: you broke into my heart, closed the door and locked it, but lost the key!

103, my love for you-flooding; Your love for me-Gobi drought.

104, love story: episode 1: I hit you with money, I love you, I wait for you with my heart! The next episode; Money, love famine, heartbreak!

105, I shot you with a bunch of * * * eyes tied with 10 thousand lies. You fell in a pool of blood, and your scarred body was covered with Cupid's bullets.

106, if handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to follow the fashion, then I have been wrong again and again; If modesty is tortured, how can I escape?

107, half a catty of wine, gargle; A kilo of wine, still go; Gold and half wine, supporting the wall; Two pounds of wine, the wall fell and everyone pushed me not to go.

108, Similarity between wife and computer: We can't understand the communication language between computers at all.

109. The directors with two surnames are the most difficult to call: Fu (deputy) as the director and Zheng (Zheng) as the deputy director.

1 10, the mouse's dream: drag all the cats into the hole and kill them. Crow's protest: Are we black people in the world? Wolf's plan: get a sheepskin and put it on tomorrow.

1 1 1 You heartless person, tell me honestly, who was the woman who answered the phone in your room last night? She really told me ... the number you dialed is busy, please redial later.

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